posted by i_luv_Pelon_xxx
Its not finished yet but I'm gonna continue it...this is (will be) also avadable on my DA account
One day, a little girl named kaluri was at the zoo. She loved monkeys, she loved throwing the chips for them, but mostly attrackted seagulls and other un-monkey like flying pests. She loved turtals too, untill one farted on her and turned her insane. Right now, she is sitting in a mental heatbox in a mental home for mental hoes and can't stop shaking her head from side to side and moving it round it a circle like some retarded freak. She also eats air, don't do drugs kids. This child is in here cos she got farted on stay away from turtal arses. This can fuck u up for life. The stench of the gas never leaves you. That's why she is insane and is a mental freak. She only eats chips now. And plays with a straw and has races with the straw to see who can shake the quickest. Of corse the retarded spazzek wins each time. All thanks to that zoo, stay away from there, its filthy. But more likely all thanks to that turtle, jeez he must be proud. What did he ate? The kid is mental still, sat there shaking her head and eating fuckin chips. More chips. More chips. Lifes stock of chips. Then plays with her straw and runs at the wall thinking she is getting somewhere and see's flying brains flying around and trys to catch them and she also "rides a snail" she is also known as mental jerkins. She also tried to eat an iphone 4 but failed, it didn't digest properly..now it rings from inside her and scares her. Doorbell. Nothing worse. Nothing more to this child..jee..sounds like me when I have pancakes. She is always hyper, wow. Kaluri must be my sister..EEEEK..and the term bouncing off the walls is literal. She pysicly bounces of walls. She has one friend.its a tedy that's a headless penguin called flabbs penguin hahahehe.all the children are like this, demented chickens running round the corridoors screaming everytime some hoe approches them. Spoon. If your not scared yet you should be. These children are capable of mass distruction. If the world ends later this year and your still alive, you know how it ended. Poor turtals..wait..NOOOOO XD o.O lolwut.
•they used to do school trips to this place before they realised that they found out that 13 of there students had turned insane.
I think I'm insane
No I'm fine
Although being addicted to chips, kaluri can only draw carrots with glasses. Who owns this kid?! Wtf am I going on about?!?!
Kinda reminds me of one of my friends
Back to the muthafucka story!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Although kaluri does have one human friend. Pokalilly.
What you don't like the name pokalilly?...
WELL HARD CHEESE YOU THINK OF A NAME FUCKA
*nyan cat music*
Pokalilly is a long gone friend. She's underground..somewhere. You see she liked moles..so she..*ahem cough cough ha ha*...dug a hole and didn't find her way back out cos the stuid mental hoe popijerry filled the hole in. So pokalilly lives like a mole..digging tunnels..why doesn't she just dig up you ask? Cos she doesn't do up. We don't need to focus on her anyway she's. Your problem she's in the closet that's closest to you!!!! Say hi to her for me
Did I forget to tell you? Kaluri has a demon in her mental heatbox for mental hoes that only she can see. :) what has the world come to seriously!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :•) OMFG that face looks like a snowman!!!!
Yes!! This songs scaring me
Sometimes I like to lie on the floor and pretend I'm a carrot :D
Whoops wasn't ment to say that :#
Mwahhahaahahhaahahahahahahahahahahahhah evil laugh smog evil laugh hhahhahahahahahahahhaha
OMFG its jesus!!!!!!!!!!!!! on southpark :) hahahahaha I goottt chhoooooooo :D
This is getting randomly out of hand..brb I want a cookie..
Tik tok tik tok
IM BAC- wait I'm changing song IM BACK AND MY COOKIE IS MY BEST FRIEND HEHE IM EATING LAUREN!!!
Ok something needs to happen...
We now go over to cheesyTOTs332 for a live update on the mental home for mental hoes with mental heatboxs to calm the mental hoes down. Over to you cheesyTOTs332
Yes thank you abby we will now go inside.
*knocks on mental home door, little cute child answers*
Little child: HI IS YOU THE CANDYMAN!!?!!?!!
Not a good start. *walks in* well as you can see its very nice in here, we are in a normal room for now...
*walks into the mental corridoor*
Oh my good god *beep* I'm getting the *beep* out of this *beeeep* place!!!!!!!
*approches young lonely child* hello there.
((That was fun to type))
Why do they all blow up?! Well let's go and see kaluri....
I am stood outside kaluri's mental heatbox for mental hoes. Let's knock on her door
Ohh well arnt you cute!
Kaluri: come bla bla come in see my drawflings blablabla meet flabby penguin hahahehe hahahaahahahahahaha bla bla bla prrrrrrbabaaaaaa. Weeee! *points at paper*
Isn't she adorbs?!
*looks at paper*
Awww is that your teddy..with..no head..
Yeah! Flabby penguin hahahehe!!! I chewed his head off then ate it!!
*burps and iphone comes out of her mouth*
*gets hit by slobber covered flabby penguin hahahehe*
Me and muma
*shows drawing of 'her' and 'her mum'...sick figures*
Oh..that's cut- huh?!
*kaluri puts drawing in her mouth and chews it and spits it back out*
*smiles and walks sideways to the wall and carrys on walking even tho she is at the wall*
So kaluri..how old are you sweetheart?
Ninety eight million five thousand sixty three trillion gazabillion with a snotty nose *sneezy and a different species of snot comes out of her nose*
CheesyTOTs332: I have to go now kaluri! Say bye to the world.
*kaluri pulls out shotgun and shoots cheesyTOTs332 and the camera falls on the side*
TECHICAL DIFFECULTIES PLEASE STAND BY!!!!!!!!! YOUR HAMPSTER HAS PROBABLY HAD A MUNCH ON YOUR TV WIRE OR SOMETHING STUPID LIKE THAT OR THE WEATHER IS BAD OR SOMETHINK REALLY STUPID LIKE THAT GET IT SORTED OUT QUICKlY!!!!!!
what you want us to wait for you?
GET BUMMED IT IS EVERY PERSON FOR THEM SELFS!
*camera goes back to kaluri and she is holding up two puppy teddys that she has sewn the ears together on*
Look at my creation world!! If you sew to puppies ears together it can cause head truma's, STD's, explosive dhiaria and a sudden attraction to llama's. I drink torine!!
Now I'm pregnant!
*camera goes off*
And that was the recen-
*news theme tune*
STOP WAIT NOT YET
*i come back on the screen*
As I was saying its our recent update on kaluri...I don't think we will ever get another update from CheesyTOTs332
Now you can do it
*news theme tune, screen goes black and me in the background*
ARHHHHHH A SPIDER
*skips to an old granny watching the news show*
What they say?
((Skips back to the origenal story))
Oh yeah I forgot to tell you that she has a shotgun whoops..oh well you will live hopefully!!!!!!!!!
Kaluri loves chips, she is- oh I have already told you? Well its time for the adver-
*news show goes off*
Hey I was talking
*adverts come on*
On sale now
Come to mc donalds!!! Its the best on the highway!!!
*person walks in*
Uh yeah, burger dude, I want a burger and chips please
*throws burger at man*
Oi!! I'm not having that service!!! Ah..where's me chips?
*throws chips at person*
Mc Donalds! Best place to eat in the universe!!!!!!
*duck from almost naked animals comes on the screen with a shed*
I heard you were looking for a shed. Buy a shed then. This is my shed. Where all of your dreams come true. If they involve a shed.
*mister hankey comes on the screen*
I'm mister hankey
The christmas poo
Small and brown
I come from you
Don't forget to flush the toilet when you use it! Very important information this kids!
Are you planning to take over the world? If you are then you will need this started pack.
A nuclier bomb the size of venus
108642256248 fire crackers and 1 lighter for them
And your very own invader zim from invader zim!
No subject entended, don't actully set the bomb off and be aware that when u touch the bomb it goes off, shaken up in the delivery ya know.
*woman touches bomb and the earth blows up*
Crypto the super dog: NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoOoOOOOOO
*on the moon*
Alien no 1: did you hear that?!
Alen no 2: no...
*you turn your tv off thinking the show is pathetic you say the show is pathetic*
You: the show is pathetic
*good! Now you turn around and.......wait I need a cookie....*