(WARNING: There is tons of cussing in this article to emphasize my hatred for this song a bit more. If that bothers you, please leave now.)
Train, you did it. YOU FREAKING DID IT. After watching Drive By, I didn’t think it was POSSIBLE for ANYBODY to make a worse song than that.
Except maybe Ryan.
Seriously though, this song isn’t just bad. It’s nowhere near bad. To call it a terrible piece of shit would be complimenting it. I can’t describe the rage I feel for this song at all. And if I were to shred every particle of my brain molecules, destroying my memory in the process, just to get this song out of my mind, then I would. Because this song is a god awful disgrace against humanity that should be eradicated from the face of the Earth and burned by napalm flames in the deepest, darkest, and most violent part of the underworld. This song is evil, and represents all of the seven deadly sins. Lust, gluttony, greed, discouragement, wrath, envy, and pride.
Don’t ask why pride is a sin, JUST ROLL WITH IT! >.<
Also, I’m going to mention this now, EVERYBODY LOVES THIS SONG! Yeah, everybody loved Drive By and Trumpets, but AT LEAST with those songs people got tired of them after a while. But this hot mess? (That’s what my A-B teacher always says. You're awesome Mrs. Menard. ;D) NOBODY WILL LET IT GO.
And in the words of the villain from The Lorax, “Let it die, let it die! Let it shrivel up and cry!” (For the record, I didn't like that movie.)
Jesus Christ society, I hope you're happy with the lame melodies you guys like. Have fun listening to, “Just a shy guy looking for a two-ply hefty bag to hold my love.”
BECAUSE THERE’S NOTHING BETTER TO HOLD YOUR LOVE IN THAN A GARBAGE CAN. ;D
Yep, I’m stalling again. I only do that when I REALLY loathe something. And I can’t get that point across to you guys at all! Because nobody will ever understand my hatred…. For this song.
I despise it with all my metallic heart……… *Quote Dr. Robotnik Sonic SATAM*
Let’s just get this over with….. This is Train’s “Soul Sister”
“Heeey Heeeey Heeeeey”
WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT!?
“Your lipstick stains on the front lobe of my left side brains”
GODDAMNIT TRAIN, YOUR SONG MAKES ME WANT TO WRAP MYSELF IN CHAINS! (Sing that line in the song’s melody. ;D)
Seriously though, WHAT!? THAT’S THE ONLY WORD I HAVE TO SAY, WHAT!?
DID THEY INHALE 50 GALLONS OF VODKA BEFORE MAKING THIS SONG!? AND IT GETS MUCH BETTER LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
“I knew I wouldn't forget you
And so I went and let you blow my mind”
……….
PEOPLE ACTUALLY LIKE THIS!?
Yep, just like my last song reviews, people only like this song for the catchy beat and don’t realize how terrible the lyrics are.
Seriously, why the hell else would people like: “On the upside of a downward spiral, my love for you went viral. / “Is it weird that your ass reminds me of a Kanye West song?”
AND WHO COULD FORGET: “Mmm the way you do me!”
This argument is actually going somewhere. I guess I really aren’t making these song reviews for no reason whatsoever. HOORAY! ^__^ (Got really sidetracked XD sorry.)
“Your sweet moonbeam
The smell of you in every single dream I dream”
This guy is so bad it’s fucking hilarious. XD Seriously, Train is TERRIBLE. WITH CLASSIC LINES LI-
Let’s not start, we could be here all day.
Or week.
Or month.
Or year.
Or decade.
Or century.
Or millennium, whatever floats your boat. (Who says that anymore? ;D)
Seriously though, I like apples because apples are tasty. In other words, people who don’t know me very well, I say that when STUPID PEOPLE PUT THE SAME WORD IN THE EXACT SAME SENTENCE. STOP IT, YOUR SONG IS ALREADY TERRIBLE! IT’S LIKE POURING SALT ON AN OPEN WOUND!
I am now going to quote a sentence from an older review of mine: *Then again, when you’re so perverted school doesn’t even accept you what do you expect?*
“I knew when we collided you're the one I have decided
Who's one of my kind”
Can you even IMAGINE what the hell this guy is talking about? At this point we can assume this guy isn’t even trying.
SERIOUSLY, MY 5 YEAR OLD SISTER MAKES BETTER SONGS THAN YOU! EITHER PUT IN EFFORT OR I’LL PUT A MACHETE THROUGH YOUR HEART!
“Hey soul sister, ain't that Mr. Mister on the radio, stereo”
Oh my god. OH MY FUCKING GOD. This band actually had THE NERVE to insult other songs. THAT IS SO MEAN! HOW CRUEL CAN YOU GET!? THIS SONG LITERALLY JUST MADE FUN OF ANOTHER SONG!
I DON’T EVEN CARE IF THE SONG IS GOOD OR NOT, THAT IS HARSH.
And did I mention I like apples?
“The way you move ain't fair you know
Hey soul sister, I don't wanna miss a single thing you do tonight”
THE ADVENTURES OF SONIC THE HEDGEHOG WAS EASIER TO UNDERSTAND THAN THIS SONG. HELL, THIS SONG MAKES REN AND STIMPY LOOK LIKE A SHOW MADE BY ALBERT EINSTEIN!
CAN YOU AT LEAST TRY TO MAKE A TOLERABLE SONG!?
*If you did I wouldn’t want to burn you with my napalm flamethrower. >:(*
“Heeey heeeey heeeey”
WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME!?
“Just in time, I'm so glad you have a one track mind like me
You gave my life direction”
That’s it, I’m done, I’M FUCKING DONE! TRAIN IS OFFICIALLY THE WORST BAND EVER. CONGRATUMOTHERFUCKINGLATIONS!
And believe me guys, that’s NOT an easy title to earn.
“A game show love connection, we can't deny-y-y-y-y-y-y
I'm so obsessed”
At this point I’m just thinking of all the different ways to kill this band. Maybe a napalm flamethrower? Maybe an AN602 Hydrogen Tsar Bomb? Acid would work nicely….
Nah, those are all way too nice. Shooting the sun at them would be too nice.
I hate my life.
“My heart is bound to beat right out my untrimmed chest
I believe in you, like a virgin, you're Madonna”
People, please. Just do me one small favor, I beg you. READ THE LYRICS OF A SONG BEFORE DECIDING IF YOU LIKE IT, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
THIS IS THE WORST DAMN THING I’VE EVER HAD THE DISHONOR OF REVIEWING! THE SONG IS WORSE THAN FAKER, WORSE THAN THE POKEMON STORY, WORSE THAN DRIVE BY, WORSE THAN ANYTHING I’VE EVER REVIEWED AND WORSE THAN ANYTHING I WILL EVER REVIEW. BECAUSE THAT’S EXACTLY WHAT THIS SONG IS.
ABANDONED BY GOD.
“And I'm always gonna wanna blow your mind”
REALLY!? Gonna AND wanna IN THE EXACT SAME SENTENCE, LET ALONE RIGHT NEXT TO EACH OTHER!? AND GONNA SHOULD BE GOING TO! AN-
*AN602 Hydrogen Bomb Goes Off*
I’VE SEEN 12 YEAR OLDS THAT FAP TO SONIC HENTAI WRITE BETTER SONGS THAN THIS! JESUS CHRIST THE LORD!
“Hey soul sister, ain't that Mr. Mister on the radio, stereo
The way you move ain't fair you know
Hey soul sister, I don't wanna miss a single thing you do tonight”
You know, my mother always told me: “Ain’t ain’t a word! ;D” I guess we’re going to ignore that now. Because… I have no idea.
“Way you can cut a rug
Watching you's the only drug I need”
DOES ANYBODY HAVE ANY CLUE ON WHAT THE HELL THIS SONG IS ABOUT!?
And now, ladies and gentlemen, a lyric EVEN WORSE THAN: *Mmm the way you do me!*
Holy. Mother. Fucking. Shit.
“So gangster, I'm so thug”
………………
Oh I think you guys need to read that one more time.
“So gangster, I'm so thug”
What. THE. MOTHER. WRUI26BGSH77DFIUO25IUO6CBFW25SVFIOBVSXIFPOWH34626757Z
*Atomic Bomb Goes Off*
WHAT KIND OF A LYRIC IS THAT!? WHAT THE HELL!? THAT’S WHAT A 4 YEAR OLD SAYS WHEN THEY’RE TRYING TO ACT COOL!
SERIOUSLY, THAT’S ACTUALLY A LINE IN A SONG? THIS IS YOUR MAGNUM OPUS!? THIS IS THE SONG YOU REALLY THOUGHT PEOPLE WOULD LOVE FOR YEARS AND YEARS TO COME!? ARE YOU SHITTING ME!?
EVEN CREATION OF A DRY BONES AT LEAST HAD SOME EFFORT PUT INTO IT! IT HAD HALF-DECENT GRAMMAR, AND WAS A PRETTY LONG FANFICTION WITH SOME PRETTY ADVANCED WORDS IN IT, BUT THIS!? THIS IS WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU’RE HAVING A SIX STAR HANGOVER! I ACTUALLY THINK THIS SONG IS TRYING TO BE BAD! AND THAT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, IS FAILING ON A VAST SCALE.
Train, do me a favor and DECAY IN THE DARKEST PITS OF HUMANITY.
At least we’re almost done. >.<
“You're the only one I'm dreaming of
You see I can be myself now finally”
This song makes a Dr. Seuss book look like a 12th grade history book. It just makes no fucking sense whatsoever. But by now you know that just as much as you know how to spell Soda.
“In fact there's nothing I can't be
I want the world to see you'll be with me”
I’m starting to think Ryan is Sir Isaac Newton now. And yes Chad, I REALLY JUST SAID THAT.
“Hey soul sister, ain't that Mr. Mister on the radio, stereo
The way you move ain't fair you know”
Jesus Christ this song…… I just can’t believe it. It breaks the 4th wall, and here’s why.
Wall #1: The lyrics make Drive By look like a Shakespeare play.
Wall #2: People like this shit.
Wall #3: The music video sucks really hard. Harder than a bionically plastered aluminum bowling ball the size of the Iron Giant.
Harder than my Johnson. (Perverted jokes FTW! ;D)
Wall #4: I JUST COMPLIMENTED CREATION OF A DRY BONES, RYAN, AND DRIVE BY IN THE SAME TOXIC SONG REVIEWS EPISODE. I NEVER DREAMED THAT WOULD EVER HAPPEN.
AND WE STILL AREN’T DONE YET.
:)
SOMEBODY STAB ME IN THE HEART BEFORE I DO IT MYSELF.
“Hey soul sister, I don't wanna miss a single thing you do tonight
Hey soul sister, I don't wanna miss a single thing you do tonight
Heeey heeeey heeeeey (tonight)
Heeey heeeey heeeeey (tonight)”
HOLY JESUS ALMIGHTY CHRIST THE BEAUTIFUL AWESOME LORD, THE SONG’S FINALLY OVER. (Yeah, I know the “We still aren’t done yet!?” Joke was a bit late. XD)
In conclu-FUCK THE CONCLUSION, THIS SONG SUCKS.
IT’S INCREDIBLE how much this song fails. The music video is shit, the singing is more annoying than the SpongeBob episode “Slide Whistle Stooges”, and overall, this is the worst song I’ve ever heard.
It has no life, no soul, and no purpose BUT TO PISS ME OFF MORE THAN I’VE EVER BEEN.
I hope this teaches you guys a lesson. Seriously, Just because a song is catchy DOESN’T MEAN IN ANY UNIVERSE OR PARALLEL DIMENSION that the song is good.
This song is stupid, perverted, lame, and has some of the worst, IF NOT THE WORST, lyrics I’ve EVER heard. Fuck this song and fuck my life.
FINAL SCORE: Die Train. I mean it. I’ve never wanted anybody to die, because honestly that would be too cruel and mean, but in this case? I don’t care. This band is so insultingly bad it’s nowhere near funny. And all those times I said I wanted somebody to die? That was a stupid joke.
I mean it too. When all you have to contribute to society is this garbage, then you have no reason to live.
MESSAGE TO THE BAND: Either make a good song and hopefully change my mind or make like the Roadrunner and SCRAM BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!
(I'm not even putting any pictures in this article, I JUST WANT TO PUBLISH THIS AND NEVER EVEN THINK ABOUT THIS SONG EVER AGAIN.)
(Also, sorry I was so mad. This song really is that bad, for the record. But on the plus side, I'm doing a positive article next. Stay tuned for *Gasp* SOMETHING GOOD! ;D)
Train, you did it. YOU FREAKING DID IT. After watching Drive By, I didn’t think it was POSSIBLE for ANYBODY to make a worse song than that.
Except maybe Ryan.
Seriously though, this song isn’t just bad. It’s nowhere near bad. To call it a terrible piece of shit would be complimenting it. I can’t describe the rage I feel for this song at all. And if I were to shred every particle of my brain molecules, destroying my memory in the process, just to get this song out of my mind, then I would. Because this song is a god awful disgrace against humanity that should be eradicated from the face of the Earth and burned by napalm flames in the deepest, darkest, and most violent part of the underworld. This song is evil, and represents all of the seven deadly sins. Lust, gluttony, greed, discouragement, wrath, envy, and pride.
Don’t ask why pride is a sin, JUST ROLL WITH IT! >.<
Also, I’m going to mention this now, EVERYBODY LOVES THIS SONG! Yeah, everybody loved Drive By and Trumpets, but AT LEAST with those songs people got tired of them after a while. But this hot mess? (That’s what my A-B teacher always says. You're awesome Mrs. Menard. ;D) NOBODY WILL LET IT GO.
And in the words of the villain from The Lorax, “Let it die, let it die! Let it shrivel up and cry!” (For the record, I didn't like that movie.)
Jesus Christ society, I hope you're happy with the lame melodies you guys like. Have fun listening to, “Just a shy guy looking for a two-ply hefty bag to hold my love.”
BECAUSE THERE’S NOTHING BETTER TO HOLD YOUR LOVE IN THAN A GARBAGE CAN. ;D
Yep, I’m stalling again. I only do that when I REALLY loathe something. And I can’t get that point across to you guys at all! Because nobody will ever understand my hatred…. For this song.
I despise it with all my metallic heart……… *Quote Dr. Robotnik Sonic SATAM*
Let’s just get this over with….. This is Train’s “Soul Sister”
“Heeey Heeeey Heeeeey”
WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT!?
“Your lipstick stains on the front lobe of my left side brains”
GODDAMNIT TRAIN, YOUR SONG MAKES ME WANT TO WRAP MYSELF IN CHAINS! (Sing that line in the song’s melody. ;D)
Seriously though, WHAT!? THAT’S THE ONLY WORD I HAVE TO SAY, WHAT!?
DID THEY INHALE 50 GALLONS OF VODKA BEFORE MAKING THIS SONG!? AND IT GETS MUCH BETTER LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
“I knew I wouldn't forget you
And so I went and let you blow my mind”
……….
PEOPLE ACTUALLY LIKE THIS!?
Yep, just like my last song reviews, people only like this song for the catchy beat and don’t realize how terrible the lyrics are.
Seriously, why the hell else would people like: “On the upside of a downward spiral, my love for you went viral. / “Is it weird that your ass reminds me of a Kanye West song?”
AND WHO COULD FORGET: “Mmm the way you do me!”
This argument is actually going somewhere. I guess I really aren’t making these song reviews for no reason whatsoever. HOORAY! ^__^ (Got really sidetracked XD sorry.)
“Your sweet moonbeam
The smell of you in every single dream I dream”
This guy is so bad it’s fucking hilarious. XD Seriously, Train is TERRIBLE. WITH CLASSIC LINES LI-
Let’s not start, we could be here all day.
Or week.
Or month.
Or year.
Or decade.
Or century.
Or millennium, whatever floats your boat. (Who says that anymore? ;D)
Seriously though, I like apples because apples are tasty. In other words, people who don’t know me very well, I say that when STUPID PEOPLE PUT THE SAME WORD IN THE EXACT SAME SENTENCE. STOP IT, YOUR SONG IS ALREADY TERRIBLE! IT’S LIKE POURING SALT ON AN OPEN WOUND!
I am now going to quote a sentence from an older review of mine: *Then again, when you’re so perverted school doesn’t even accept you what do you expect?*
“I knew when we collided you're the one I have decided
Who's one of my kind”
Can you even IMAGINE what the hell this guy is talking about? At this point we can assume this guy isn’t even trying.
SERIOUSLY, MY 5 YEAR OLD SISTER MAKES BETTER SONGS THAN YOU! EITHER PUT IN EFFORT OR I’LL PUT A MACHETE THROUGH YOUR HEART!
“Hey soul sister, ain't that Mr. Mister on the radio, stereo”
Oh my god. OH MY FUCKING GOD. This band actually had THE NERVE to insult other songs. THAT IS SO MEAN! HOW CRUEL CAN YOU GET!? THIS SONG LITERALLY JUST MADE FUN OF ANOTHER SONG!
I DON’T EVEN CARE IF THE SONG IS GOOD OR NOT, THAT IS HARSH.
And did I mention I like apples?
“The way you move ain't fair you know
Hey soul sister, I don't wanna miss a single thing you do tonight”
THE ADVENTURES OF SONIC THE HEDGEHOG WAS EASIER TO UNDERSTAND THAN THIS SONG. HELL, THIS SONG MAKES REN AND STIMPY LOOK LIKE A SHOW MADE BY ALBERT EINSTEIN!
CAN YOU AT LEAST TRY TO MAKE A TOLERABLE SONG!?
*If you did I wouldn’t want to burn you with my napalm flamethrower. >:(*
“Heeey heeeey heeeey”
WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME!?
“Just in time, I'm so glad you have a one track mind like me
You gave my life direction”
That’s it, I’m done, I’M FUCKING DONE! TRAIN IS OFFICIALLY THE WORST BAND EVER. CONGRATUMOTHERFUCKINGLATIONS!
And believe me guys, that’s NOT an easy title to earn.
“A game show love connection, we can't deny-y-y-y-y-y-y
I'm so obsessed”
At this point I’m just thinking of all the different ways to kill this band. Maybe a napalm flamethrower? Maybe an AN602 Hydrogen Tsar Bomb? Acid would work nicely….
Nah, those are all way too nice. Shooting the sun at them would be too nice.
I hate my life.
“My heart is bound to beat right out my untrimmed chest
I believe in you, like a virgin, you're Madonna”
People, please. Just do me one small favor, I beg you. READ THE LYRICS OF A SONG BEFORE DECIDING IF YOU LIKE IT, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
THIS IS THE WORST DAMN THING I’VE EVER HAD THE DISHONOR OF REVIEWING! THE SONG IS WORSE THAN FAKER, WORSE THAN THE POKEMON STORY, WORSE THAN DRIVE BY, WORSE THAN ANYTHING I’VE EVER REVIEWED AND WORSE THAN ANYTHING I WILL EVER REVIEW. BECAUSE THAT’S EXACTLY WHAT THIS SONG IS.
ABANDONED BY GOD.
“And I'm always gonna wanna blow your mind”
REALLY!? Gonna AND wanna IN THE EXACT SAME SENTENCE, LET ALONE RIGHT NEXT TO EACH OTHER!? AND GONNA SHOULD BE GOING TO! AN-
*AN602 Hydrogen Bomb Goes Off*
I’VE SEEN 12 YEAR OLDS THAT FAP TO SONIC HENTAI WRITE BETTER SONGS THAN THIS! JESUS CHRIST THE LORD!
“Hey soul sister, ain't that Mr. Mister on the radio, stereo
The way you move ain't fair you know
Hey soul sister, I don't wanna miss a single thing you do tonight”
You know, my mother always told me: “Ain’t ain’t a word! ;D” I guess we’re going to ignore that now. Because… I have no idea.
“Way you can cut a rug
Watching you's the only drug I need”
DOES ANYBODY HAVE ANY CLUE ON WHAT THE HELL THIS SONG IS ABOUT!?
And now, ladies and gentlemen, a lyric EVEN WORSE THAN: *Mmm the way you do me!*
Holy. Mother. Fucking. Shit.
“So gangster, I'm so thug”
………………
Oh I think you guys need to read that one more time.
“So gangster, I'm so thug”
What. THE. MOTHER. WRUI26BGSH77DFIUO25IUO6CBFW25SVFIOBVSXIFPOWH34626757Z
*Atomic Bomb Goes Off*
WHAT KIND OF A LYRIC IS THAT!? WHAT THE HELL!? THAT’S WHAT A 4 YEAR OLD SAYS WHEN THEY’RE TRYING TO ACT COOL!
SERIOUSLY, THAT’S ACTUALLY A LINE IN A SONG? THIS IS YOUR MAGNUM OPUS!? THIS IS THE SONG YOU REALLY THOUGHT PEOPLE WOULD LOVE FOR YEARS AND YEARS TO COME!? ARE YOU SHITTING ME!?
EVEN CREATION OF A DRY BONES AT LEAST HAD SOME EFFORT PUT INTO IT! IT HAD HALF-DECENT GRAMMAR, AND WAS A PRETTY LONG FANFICTION WITH SOME PRETTY ADVANCED WORDS IN IT, BUT THIS!? THIS IS WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU’RE HAVING A SIX STAR HANGOVER! I ACTUALLY THINK THIS SONG IS TRYING TO BE BAD! AND THAT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, IS FAILING ON A VAST SCALE.
Train, do me a favor and DECAY IN THE DARKEST PITS OF HUMANITY.
At least we’re almost done. >.<
“You're the only one I'm dreaming of
You see I can be myself now finally”
This song makes a Dr. Seuss book look like a 12th grade history book. It just makes no fucking sense whatsoever. But by now you know that just as much as you know how to spell Soda.
“In fact there's nothing I can't be
I want the world to see you'll be with me”
I’m starting to think Ryan is Sir Isaac Newton now. And yes Chad, I REALLY JUST SAID THAT.
“Hey soul sister, ain't that Mr. Mister on the radio, stereo
The way you move ain't fair you know”
Jesus Christ this song…… I just can’t believe it. It breaks the 4th wall, and here’s why.
Wall #1: The lyrics make Drive By look like a Shakespeare play.
Wall #2: People like this shit.
Wall #3: The music video sucks really hard. Harder than a bionically plastered aluminum bowling ball the size of the Iron Giant.
Harder than my Johnson. (Perverted jokes FTW! ;D)
Wall #4: I JUST COMPLIMENTED CREATION OF A DRY BONES, RYAN, AND DRIVE BY IN THE SAME TOXIC SONG REVIEWS EPISODE. I NEVER DREAMED THAT WOULD EVER HAPPEN.
AND WE STILL AREN’T DONE YET.
:)
SOMEBODY STAB ME IN THE HEART BEFORE I DO IT MYSELF.
“Hey soul sister, I don't wanna miss a single thing you do tonight
Hey soul sister, I don't wanna miss a single thing you do tonight
Heeey heeeey heeeeey (tonight)
Heeey heeeey heeeeey (tonight)”
HOLY JESUS ALMIGHTY CHRIST THE BEAUTIFUL AWESOME LORD, THE SONG’S FINALLY OVER. (Yeah, I know the “We still aren’t done yet!?” Joke was a bit late. XD)
In conclu-FUCK THE CONCLUSION, THIS SONG SUCKS.
IT’S INCREDIBLE how much this song fails. The music video is shit, the singing is more annoying than the SpongeBob episode “Slide Whistle Stooges”, and overall, this is the worst song I’ve ever heard.
It has no life, no soul, and no purpose BUT TO PISS ME OFF MORE THAN I’VE EVER BEEN.
I hope this teaches you guys a lesson. Seriously, Just because a song is catchy DOESN’T MEAN IN ANY UNIVERSE OR PARALLEL DIMENSION that the song is good.
This song is stupid, perverted, lame, and has some of the worst, IF NOT THE WORST, lyrics I’ve EVER heard. Fuck this song and fuck my life.
FINAL SCORE: Die Train. I mean it. I’ve never wanted anybody to die, because honestly that would be too cruel and mean, but in this case? I don’t care. This band is so insultingly bad it’s nowhere near funny. And all those times I said I wanted somebody to die? That was a stupid joke.
I mean it too. When all you have to contribute to society is this garbage, then you have no reason to live.
MESSAGE TO THE BAND: Either make a good song and hopefully change my mind or make like the Roadrunner and SCRAM BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!
(I'm not even putting any pictures in this article, I JUST WANT TO PUBLISH THIS AND NEVER EVEN THINK ABOUT THIS SONG EVER AGAIN.)
(Also, sorry I was so mad. This song really is that bad, for the record. But on the plus side, I'm doing a positive article next. Stay tuned for *Gasp* SOMETHING GOOD! ;D)
