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posted by zanesaaomgfan
1. Tell her that theres a robber outside and point to a guy in black.

2. Say its snowing and repeat it 3 times. Then, say mom are you listening? 15 times.

3. Ask her, "Do you like me?" over and over

4. Tell your phone to die.

5. Don't blow your nose when shes asks you to.

6. Make weird faces when she asks you to get off your PC.

7. Whine to her about your PC/laptop.

8. Call your mom about her day.

9. Break something that your mother brought you.

10. If somebody's at the door, and your home alone, answer it.

11. Call your mother, father.

12. Call your mom for no reason.

13. When its a night before your project is due, tell her, "Mom, my project is due tommarow."

14. When the timer goes off yell, "HAPPY NEW YEAR!" in her ear.

15. When your father leaves, say, "Finally! Hes gone!"

16. Cry to her how much you miss her after 5 mintues.

17. Make a bet that if you win, she has to pay your phone bill for a year *If you win, laugh at her

18. Make an ugly picture and say, "Mom, this is a picture of you."

19. Make her mirror break when she looks into it and say,"Looks like the mirror doesn't like your face."And shrugg.

20. Say that you failed school.

21. Ask her for 55 books.

22. Make fun of her weight.(I wouldn't if I were you)

23. Say that she needs a makeover.

24. Pretend to drive her car then make a mark on it.

25. Yell at her saying shes stupid.
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posted by nmdis
RED

Loving him is like driving a new Maserati down a dead-end street
Faster than the wind, passionate as sin ending so suddenly
Loving him is like trying to change your mind once you're already flying through the free fall
Like the colors in autumn, so bright just before they lose it all

[Chorus:]
Losing him was blue like I'd never known
Missing him was dark grey all along
Forgetting him was like trying to know somebody you never met
But loving him was red
Loving him was red

[Verse 2:]
Touching him was like realizing all you ever wanted was right there in front of you
Memorizing him was as easy as knowing...
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posted by nmdis
SLOW DOWN

Now that I have captured your attention
I want to steal you for a rhythm intervention
Mr. T, you say I'm ready for inspection
Show me how you make a first impression

Oh, oh
Can we take it nice and slow, slow
Break it down and drop it low, low
Cause I just wanna party all night in the neon lights 'til you can't let me go

I just wanna feel your body right next to mine
All night long
Baby, slow down the song
And when it's coming closer to the end hit rewind
All night long
Baby, slow down the song

If you want me I'm accepting applications
So long as we keep this record on rotation
You know I'm good...
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~A/N~ I want to give half credit for this to DaveAndJohn we had the idea together o3o love yew fellow homestuckie. And I also want to thank vampirer04 for helping me when I was stuck and couldn’t get ahold of DaveAndJohn. Thanks so much to both of you. FYI all the povs are at different places –in school unless said otherwise- and different times –unless they are connected to another pov stories-
(Mituna’s POV)

It felt weird doing this to my little brother, but Sollux had it coming. I had walked in with a bucket and threw the content inside on him. Sollux sat up soaked, “Mituna what...
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posted by Bluekait
Your butt is wide, well mine is too
Just watch your mouth or I'll sit on you
The word is out, better treat me right
'Cause I'm the king of cellulite
Ham on, ham on, ham on whole wheat, all right

My zippers bust, my buckles break
I'm too much man for you to take
The pavement cracks when I fall down
I've got more chins than Chinatown

Well, I've never used a phone booth
And I've never seen my toes
When I'm goin' to the movies
I take up seven rows

Because I'm fat, I'm fat, come on
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, come...
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posted by Bella_Dhampir
Oh, fallacies!

So.. as stupid as this may sound, I've never really known about fallacies. That is, until this year, when we learned about them. To tell you the truth, I felt pretty stupid after that English lesson.. not because I had never known about fallacies, but because I realized that I used them in A LOT of arguments. O.o

So I guess I just wanna list a couple of popular ones, and define them for any of you who also don't really know about fallacies, and just talk a bit about them and how I've used them before.

1. ad hominem
This is when the arguer attacks the person instead of the argument...
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