1. Do you like pie?
2. Are you, or have you ever been a squirrel?
3. Are you afraid of Pancakes?
4. Are you a people person or a person people?
5. How many months are in a watermelon?
6. Have you ever wondered what it would be like if you were an apple?
7. Have you ever wanted to know if your best friend was a Nazi, too?
8. Can you get me a soda?
9. Why is water so dry?
10. Have you ever wanted to be and Illegal Alien from Outer Mexico? (No offense to Mexicans)
11. Are people actually rabid horses?
12. Have you ever eaten the ear of a snake?
13. Do you have a sword handy?
14. Do you like pie?
15. Am I weird to you?
16. Are you a thingy-majiger or a Thingamabob?
17. Do you like to feel cow patties?
18. Is the best thing you've ever done in your life count to two?
19. Did you buy your brain off E-bay?
20. Did you notice 1 & 14 are the same question?
21. Are you so cheap you would buy your baby a used diaper?
22. Have you ever tried opening the hatch of a submarine while it was submerged?
23. If you said 'yes' to 22: Was it fun?
25. Did you kill your teddy bear when you were little?
26. Did you know there is no 24 in this list, because 24 is too funny?
27. Are you a possum?
28. Do you like waffles?
29. Have you ever feared that chipmunks are going to take over the world?
30. If you could breathe in space, would you go to Venus, Mars, Pluto, or a black hole?
31. Are you suicidal?
32. If you said 'yes' to 31: Have you committed suicide yet?
33. Do you smoke... broccoli?
34. Are you, or have you ever been a peach-berry pie?
35. Do you like eggs and bacon?
36. Are you a rabid squirrel?
37. Do you eat yourself?
38. Do you eat other people?
39. Have you ever died?
40. Are you on the right path in life... or are you on the left one?
41. Do you eat feathers?
42. Are you dumber than a dodo?
43. Can you float like a rock?
44. Are you blonde, brunette, or pinkish-blue (skin color)?
45. Have you ever dyed your butt?
46. Do you walk to Dunkin' Doughnuts to work off the calories?
47. Is your favorite color nose?
48. Are you a pig?
49. Are you a cannibal?
50. Are you glad this is over?