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1. Do you like pie?

2. Are you, or have you ever been a squirrel?

3. Are you afraid of Pancakes?

4. Are you a people person or a person people?

5. How many months are in a watermelon?

6. Have you ever wondered what it would be like if you were an apple?

7. Have you ever wanted to know if your best friend was a Nazi, too?

8. Can you get me a soda?

9. Why is water so dry?

10. Have you ever wanted to be and Illegal Alien from Outer Mexico? (No offense to Mexicans)

11. Are people actually rabid horses?

12. Have you ever eaten the ear of a snake?

13. Do you have a sword handy?

14. Do you like pie?

15. Am I weird to you?

16. Are you a thingy-majiger or a Thingamabob?

17. Do you like to feel cow patties?

18. Is the best thing you've ever done in your life count to two?

19. Did you buy your brain off E-bay?

20. Did you notice 1 & 14 are the same question?

21. Are you so cheap you would buy your baby a used diaper?

22. Have you ever tried opening the hatch of a submarine while it was submerged?

23. If you said 'yes' to 22: Was it fun?

25. Did you kill your teddy bear when you were little?

26. Did you know there is no 24 in this list, because 24 is too funny?

27. Are you a possum?

28. Do you like waffles?

29. Have you ever feared that chipmunks are going to take over the world?

30. If you could breathe in space, would you go to Venus, Mars, Pluto, or a black hole?

31. Are you suicidal?

32. If you said 'yes' to 31: Have you committed suicide yet?

33. Do you smoke... broccoli?

34. Are you, or have you ever been a peach-berry pie?

35. Do you like eggs and bacon?

36. Are you a rabid squirrel?

37. Do you eat yourself?

38. Do you eat other people?

39. Have you ever died?

40. Are you on the right path in life... or are you on the left one?

41. Do you eat feathers?

42. Are you dumber than a dodo?

43. Can you float like a rock?

44. Are you blonde, brunette, or pinkish-blue (skin color)?

45. Have you ever dyed your butt?

46. Do you walk to Dunkin' Doughnuts to work off the calories?

47. Is your favorite color nose?

48. Are you a pig?

49. Are you a cannibal?

50. Are you glad this is over?

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ZukoQweenz95 answer to 39: sadly, yes. BUT I LIVED!

katana64 13. yes i do actually have a sword handy im telling the true truth 39. yes i have and it kinda hurt their are some drawbacks of being a neko ronin samurai nyan

Wolfdreamer9 1. Nope 2. I wish 3. Nope 4. person people? 5. 1/4? 6. Nope 7. lol, No 8. My dog will get you one...xD 9. Because you put salt in it. 10. ...no... 11. Idk. 12. Nope. 13. Nope. 14. Again, Nope. 15. Idk you. 16. Thingamabob 17. ..Nope.. 18. Yep! Jk 19. ..........Maybe... 20. Yes 21. No 22. Never been in a submarine. 23. I didn't say yes =P 25. ...I think I did..xD 26. lol? 27. No, I'm a dog.. 28. No i like Pudding! 29. No lab rats are going to. xD 30. Mars or a black hole...not sure which...always wondered whats in that black hole... 31. Nope 32. ...no...... 33. ..........Maybe............................ 34. I don't like Pie 35. I like eggs but I don't eat bacon anymore. 36. No! I am a dog!!! xD 37. Nah.. 38. ........Maybe..........Jk 39. In my dream I had a week ago. 40. I'm on the left one....I think....xD 41. *-* 42. Sometimes. 43. Nope. 44. Red. <---got sun burned yesterday. 45. Thought about doing that a few times....lol jk 46. Good idea... 47. Blue 48. Nope 49. Nope 50. .....*cries*....lol

Teawanee 1. Do you like pie? Depends on the kind. 2. Are you, or have you ever been a squirrel? hey! what happens in vages, stays in vages! 3. Are you afraid of Pancakes? Not anymore. 4. Are you a people person or a person people? Person people. 5. How many months are in a watermelon? 1 and a half. 6. Have you ever wondered what it would be like if you were an apple? it's difficult not to when u live in pa. 7. Have you ever wanted to know if your best friend was a Nazi, too? Wat?! Too? just cuz im german doesn't make Me a nazi! 8. Can you get me a soda? If u pay me for the soda, gas money, buy me a car, and tell me were u live. 9. Why is water so dry? cuz i drank it all, duh! 10. Have you ever wanted to be and Illegal Alien from Outer Mexico? (No offense to Mexicans) No, i want to be from inner mexico. 11. Are people actually rabid horses? U no the secret too?? 12. Have you ever eaten the ear of a snake? No, tho ive eated the legs of one. they're good. 13. Do you have a sword handy? *shady eyes* What kind u lookin for? 14. Do you like pie? YUCK! NOOO!!! 15. Am I weird to you? No, Cuz im weirder. 16. Are you a thingy-majiger or a Thingamabob? Neither, imma whats-her-face. 17. Do you like to feel cow patties? No, tho i like to feel cows. there fluffy! (I petted a cow earlier today, not kidding.) 18. Is the best thing you've ever done in your life count to two? No, it was counting to two in french! 19. Did you buy your brain off E-bay? No, i sold it on e-bay. 20. Did you notice 1 & 14 are the same question? Yeah, but i thought the second one was code for something else. 21. Are you so cheap you would buy your baby a used diaper? wait, i have a baby?! O wait, it was one of the things that stayed in vegas. 22. Have you ever tried opening the hatch of a submarine while it was submerged? No, but i opened the door of a plane while it was submerged. 23. If you said 'yes' to 22: Was it fun? It sounds like it would be! 25. Did you kill your teddy bear when you were little? No, it killed me. 26. Did you know there is no 24 in this list, because 24 is too funny? Yeah, i'm still luaghing from it! 27. Are you a possum? Yep. no playing kick the possum! 28. Do you like waffles? In what way? 29. Have you ever feared that chipmunks are going to take over the world? No, the true rulers of the world, cats, won't let them. 30. If you could breathe in space, would you go to Venus, Mars, Pluto, or a black hole? Well, I would like to see my real family again, so pluto. 31. Are you suicidal? *Stabs self with knife* Oh! missed again! 32. If you said 'yes' to 31: Have you committed suicide yet? Yeah, i do all the time. But i have Kenny McCormick syndrome, so it doesn't do any good. 33. Do you smoke... broccoli? No, i smoke califlour! 34. Are you, or have you ever been a peach-berry pie? No, One of the few pie's ive never been. 35. Do you like eggs and bacon? Only the truely insane do not! 36. Are you a rabid squirrel? I'm rabit, but no longer a squirrel. 37. Do you eat yourself? Not MYSELF...hehe *perverted grin* 38. Do you eat other people? see last question. 39. Have you ever died? see question 25. 40. Are you on the right path in life... or are you on the left one? Left is more fun! 41. Do you eat feathers? Only if they r attached to a full grown emu. 42. Are you dumber than a dodo? Dodo's aren't acctually dumb, they were thought to be dumb, because they had no natural enimes, and therefore were not afraid of humans when we discovered them, and we could walk up to them and kill them easily. Which is why they are now extinct. 43. Can you float like a rock? No, i float like a waffle. 44. Are you blonde, brunette, or pinkish-blue (skin color)? Non of the above. i'm purple. 45. Have you ever dyed your butt? No, i use a wig. 46. Do you walk to Dunkin' Doughnuts to work off the calories? No, i walk to dunkin' doughnuts to gain calories. 47. Is your favorite color nose? Purple, just like mine! 48. Are you a pig? I am now! 49. Are you a cannibal? No, but i dated one once. he ate me. 50. Are you glad this is over? No, it was fun MORE!!!!!

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carrieicecream 1. Do you like pie? Duh 2. Are you, or have you ever been a squirrel? THANK GOD NO 3. Are you afraid of Pancakes? Heck yes 4. Are you a people person or a person people? There's no such thing as person people, silly 5. How many months are in a watermelon? 42 6. Have you ever wondered what it would be like if you were an apple? Nah, I'd MUCH rather be a coconut 7. Have you ever wanted to know if your best friend was a Nazi, too? My best friend is Jewish. T_T 8. Can you get me a soda? Get it yourself. And while you're there, can you get me a Sprite? 9. Why is water so dry? Don't question the natural order of things. 10. Have you ever wanted to be and Illegal Alien from Outer Mexico? (No offense to Mexicans) Yes, then I'd speak Spanish & wouldn't have to suffer through Spanish class!!! 11. Are people actually rabid horses? Don't even joke about that. Four Americans every year die from rabies. 12. Have you ever eaten the ear of a snake? Dude, snakes don't have ears. 13. Do you have a sword handy? Actually yes, it's right here in my room. 14. Do you like pie? See question 1. 15. Am I weird to you? Obviously. 16. Are you a thingy-majiger or a Thingamabob? [b]You want thingamabobs?[/b] I got twenty. 17. Do you like to feel cow patties? I like to feel them between my teeth. 18. Is the best thing you've ever done in your life count to two? Uno, dos. 19. Did you buy your brain off E-bay? Heck no, I got mine from Disneyworld. 20. Did you notice 1 & 14 are the same question? Yes, and it ain't funny man. 21. Are you so cheap you would buy your baby a used diaper? That's sick and I would call CPS on anyone who did. 22. Have you ever tried opening the hatch of a submarine while it was submerged? Duh. I'm a mermaid, how else would I get out of it? 23. If you said 'yes' to 22: Was it fun? All I did was open a hatch... 25. Did you kill your teddy bear when you were little? IT'S NOT MY FAULT!!! I WAS ATTACKED! 26. Did you know there is no 24 in this list, because 24 is too funny? You know what's funnier than 24? 25!!!! XD 27. Are you a possum? No, but a possum come a knockin' at your door. 28. Do you like waffles? YES WE LIKE WAFFLES. 29. Have you ever feared that chipmunks are going to take over the world? Don't underestimate the power of chipmunks singing modern pop songs. 30. If you could breathe in space, would you go to Venus, Mars, Pluto, or a black hole? Awww, no Neptune? :'( 31. Are you suicidal? No. 32. If you said 'yes' to 31: Have you committed suicide yet? It's not even funny to joke about that. 33. Do you smoke... broccoli? HUGS NOT DRUGS. 34. Are you, or have you ever been a peach-berry pie? I just said I EAT pie. I ain't no cannibal. 35. Do you like eggs and bacon?YES :D 36. Are you a rabid squirrel? Refer to questions 2 and 11. 37. Do you eat yourself? I bite my nails... 38. Do you eat other people? I AIN'T NO CANNIBAL. 39. Have you ever died? Not to my knowledge. 40. Are you on the right path in life... or are you on the left one? Hey, I was just told to follow the yellow brick road. 41. Do you eat feathers? No, I don't want to get rabies! See question 11. 42. Are you dumber than a dodo? Heck no, I'm in all AP classes. 43. Can you float like a rock? Rocks don't float you goon. 44. Are you blonde, brunette, or pinkish-blue (skin color)? This makes no sense so I'm just gonna go with brunette. 45. Have you ever dyed your butt? I've dyed eggs! c: 46. Do you walk to Dunkin' Doughnuts to work off the calories? Sure, but I don't buy any. 47. Is your favorite color nose? My nose is not green, so no. 48. Are you a pig? I'm a flippin mermaid. 49. Are you a cannibal? See question 38. 50. Are you glad this is over? Meh.