“Death is terrible for anyone. Young or old, good or evil, it’s all the same. Death is impartial. That’s why death is so fearsome. Your deeds, age, personality, wealth and beauty… it’s all meaningless in the face of death.” - Shiki
“False tears bring pain to those around you. False smiles bring pain to oneself.” - Code Geass
“The only ones who are allowed to kill are the only ones who are prepared to be killed.” - Code Geass
“There is no such thing as coincidence. There is only necessity.” - Tsubasa Chronicles
“The more you try to forget, the less you’ll be able to forget.”...
Why was Tigger looking in the bowl?? He was trying to find pooh. There were three men on an airplane, one of them decides to bring a baby.There is a crash and only three parachutes so they leave the baby behind. When they get to the bottom they hear screaming. They find the baby on the ground. The dad of the baby says, '' How did you get down here? ''. The baby replies, '' Me not dumb, me not silly, me hold on to daddy's willy!'' What's black and white, black and white, black and white? A penguin rolling down a hill. Yo momma so fat, when she jumps her own boobs slap her. Yo momma so dumb AND fat,...
ll around us, everyday, there are two groups of people that many believe to be different. Not so! Teen-agers and Seniors have a lot in common. If it's accidentally putting their shoe on the wrong foot or putting their foot in their mouth, there are instances of conduct that are very similar in both groups.
Both groups like to hang out at fast food restaurants and shopping malls.
Both groups have developed their own "walk."
Both groups like to wear clothing that doesn't fit well.
Both groups seem to have questionable facial hair.
Well, I opened up my mailbox the other day and pulled out a letter adressed to me from some...person named "Kether Smith". And first thing I thought was "Kether.... that's a weird name!" but I opened up the letter anyway hoping that this "Kether" was a secret admierer or something sending me some money, but insted, the letter said (word for word! I'm typing this strait out of the letter!)
Dahlia, I know that you’ll want to come looking for me, but don’t. I’m not worth it. You remember that necklace I gave you? That holds some of my power within it, so it’s okay...
"Accidentally" get stuck in one of the frozen food doors. Give people strange looks and see if anyone helps you out. Add really funny things to other peoples’ carts and watch them pay for it and see if they notice. Around Christmas time, start caroling. Ask for money from the listeners. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!" Ask if you can buy a shopping cart. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon. Ask Someone if they know were they sell little babies!...