1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/ friends.. .
Hey, what are you doing here?
Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here..
2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet…
Sorry, did that hurt?
No, not at all, I’m on local anesthesia.. …why don’t you try again.
3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask…
Why, why him, of all people.
Why? Would it rather have been you?
4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter
Is ! the “Butter Paneer Masala”...