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Be proud of your gender
Reasons why you shoud be proud if your a

Guy



1. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat

2. Movie nudity is almost always female

3. You know stuff about tanks

4. A five day vacation requires only 1 suitcase

5. Toilet lines are 80% shorter

6. You can open all your own jars

7. Old friends don't give you crap if you've gained weight

8. Your ass is never a factor in a job interview

9. All your orgasms are real

10. A beer gut does not make you invisible to the opposite sex

11. You can go to the toilet without a support group

12. Your last name stays put

13. You can kill your own...

Year of the Rat-(1912, 1924, 1936, 1948, 1960, 1972, 1984, 1996)
Occupying the 1st and most prominent position on the Chinese Zodiac, the Rat symbolizes such character traits as wit, imagination and curiosity. Rats have keen observation skills and with those skills they’re able to deduce much about other people and other situations. Overall, Rats are full of energy, talkative and charming but they have a tendency to become aggressive.
Rats are full of good advice but they will never share their troubles with others. They are honest individuals and they enjoy living for the moment. They’re...

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Many hamsters blink one eye at a time.

Whitby, Ontario has more donut stores per capita than any other place in the world.

Ernest Vincent Wright wrote a novel with over

50,000 words, none of which containing the letter "e."

Bulls are color blind.

A can of Spam is opened every four seconds.

"Babe" was played by over 48 pigs.

Mosquitoes have 47 teeth.

The Poison Arrow frog has enough poison to kill 2,200 people.

The largest cabbage on record weighed 144 pounds.

Kidney stones come in any color ­from yellow to brown.

The McDonalds at the SkyDome in Toronto, Ontario is the only one...