MORDECAI: Dude, you know what we should do?

RIGBY: What?

MORDECAI: We should write a hit song

RIGBY: dude, we should totally write a hit song!!

MORDECAI: Yah we should!

BOTH: *laughs*

MORDECAI: ok, ok check it out. Just do what I do and watch the hit song come rollin’ in.

RIGBY: ok.

MORDECAI: ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha, ha ha ha

RIGBY: ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha, ha ha ha

BOTH: ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha, ha ha ha

MORDECAI: ha ha ha

RIGBY: ha ha ha

MORDECAI: heh ha ha

RIGBY: heh ha ha

MORDECAI: heh heh ha ha ha

BOTH: dah dah ting ting ting ting dah bee bee boop

BENSON: what are you doing?

MORDECAI: Sorry Benson, we were trying to write a hit song.

BENSON: What?

MORDECAI: we were trying to—

BENSON: I HEARD WHAT YOU SAID! There’s no way you guys can make a hit song.

RIGBY: we could—

BENSON: NO YOU COULDN’T! I heard some of whatever it was you were doing when I walked up, and it definitely wasn’t a hit song.

MORDECAI: Just because you think we can’t do it, doesn’t mean we can’t.

BENSON: hey, Pops!

POPS: Yes?

BENSON: Can Mordecai and Rigby write a hit song?

POPS: They could write a song.

BENSON: But a hit song?

POPS: oh. no.

BENSON: Muscle man?

MUSCLE MAN: Yeah, right.

BENSON: Skips?

SKIPS: *shakes head*

MORDECAI: Oh yeah? We’ll show you.

MORDECAI AND RIGBY: *drives into Really Cool Records building*

MORDECAI: Yo, are you the owner of this record company?

OWNER: yes.

MORDECAI: Well check this out.
MORDECAI AND RIGBY: *sing their “hit song”*

GUARDS: *kicks Mordecai and Rigby out*

~~~~~~~~~SCENE SETS BACK TO THE PARK~~~~~~~~~
MORDECAI: UGH!!! Ok fine, we can’t write a hit song.

BENSON: Are you finished now?

MORDECAI AND RIGBY: yes.

BENSON: good, now get back to work or you’re both fired!!!!

RIGBY: Aw, man! I guess we’re not good enough to write a hit song.

MORDECAI: yeah…
MORDECAI: but I bet we’re good enough to come up with an awesome ringtone.

RIGBY: Dude, we’re TOTALLY good enough to come up with an awesome ringtone!!!

MORDECAI: YEAH WE ARE!

BOTH: *laughs*

MORDECAI: rahha ringtone pick up yo phone.

RIGBY: rahha ringtone pick up yo phone.

BOTH: rahha ringtone pick up yo phone! rahha ringtone pick up yo phone! rahha ringtone pick up yo phone!
dah dah ting ting ting ting dah bee bee boop!
PICK UP YOUR TELEPHONE BECAUSE YOU HEAR YOUR RINGTONE!!!

MORDECAI: WOOOOAAAAHHH!!!!

RIGBY: WOOOOAAAAHHH!!!!

BOTH: ah ha ha ha ha ha ha

BENSON: GET BACK TO WORK!!!