Eclipse - Still

Edward and Carlisle in a hospital approx. 107 years ago. Edward dying in the bed. Carlisle walks over.
Carlisle: You ready?
Edward: For what?
Carlisle takes his wrist and bites him
Carlisle: For the wicked awesome parody!!
Edward yelps and pulls away
Edward: What the fuck! I thought you were a doctor!!
Carlisle frowns and bites him on the neck, Edward starts flinching in pain, and the screen goes blank. Twilight is born flashes across the screen followed by three days later. Edward waking up confused remembers being bitten and sees Carlisle standing over him, Edward frowns gets up, and hits Carlisle...

I looked at the man on the couch, still holding his hand. He wasn't screaming anymore. The transformation was almost done. Carlisle was hovering over him, checking everything. I saw in the corner of my eye Edward. He glared at me. Normally I would return the glare, but I knew he was right. I thought of our conversation, three days ago.

'Your the most selfish person on earth,' Edward snarled at me. Carlisle and Esme went hunting, they would be back in a couple of hours. In the meantime, I was stuck with Edward. 'I hope your proud, oh wait, let me correct myself. Your always proud. What are you...