OMG! Shadow walked up to me and he said hi, but I said-
"That's a nice virginity you got there, Shad... would be a shame if someone were to steal it.~"
-and buried his face into my breasts. Shadow mumbled and screamed, "Maria, dear God, HELP! Rouge wants the D!"
It was the truth though, I did want his D. So I grabbed his butt and pulled my own face over to Shadow's family jewels.
"ROUGE!! You're... CRAZY~!" Shadow yelled. STOP DOING~ UGH..." He groaned and pushed me off. "Damn, Rouge, learn to grow the f**k up!"
"But Shadow...~" I cooed. "It's only a little lick...~"
"Damnit, Rouge," he growled, and walked off.
BOYS. ARE. SO. UGH!!!
Rouge the Bat 😘