Roy Mustangs first Geico commercial

you sat at the bar,debating on weather to get drunk or not.You didn't want to because you were the sexual type of drunk,but the bossy colonel Mustang is what drove you there in the first place.You hated being bossed around,even he knew that."screw it,"you muttered to yourself and ordered a beer.
After seven beers you were completely smashed.You were already trying to climb all over the male waiter that served you.You were giggling at the waiter stumble around when the very person that drove you to drink sat next to you,Roy Mustang.You smirked and crawled over to him to rest your head on his...