[Waiting outside Knives' school.]
Wallace Wells: I do not want to be here at all.
Scott Pilgrim: This school has boys too.
Wallace Wells: [rolls eyes] Hate you. Even I would think twice about dating a seventeen year-old.
Scott Pilgrim: Well, she's only allowed out when the sun is up, so I wouldn't call it dating. It's more like...
Wallace Wells: Playtime?
Scott Pilgrim: That doesn't sound so good either.
Wallace Wells: No.
Knives Chau: Scott!
[Knives runs up to them both.]
Scott Pilgrim: Hey, Knives, this is Wallace Wells, my cool, gay roommate. He's gay.
Knives Chau: Hi. Do you want to know who in my...
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