This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..
Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - Rainbow Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland Show - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack
Now, let's begin. Applejack was at Sweet Apple Acres with Big Macintosh. Instead of being brother, and sister, they are married, and Applebloom is their daughter.
Applejack: *Looking at all of the trees in her orchard* Man, that's a lot of trees out there.
Big Macintosh: *Uninterested* Eeyup.
Applejack: I'll have my work cut out for me.
Big Macintosh: Eenope.
Applejack: Beg your pardon?
Big Macintosh: That's too many trees for you to handle.
Applejack: Okay, you're making it sound like I'm having sex with them.
Big Macintosh: It ain't my fault. I'm just reading my script.
Applejack: Then fuck the script, and fuck you. I am going to get all of the apples off of those trees!
Intro
Theme song: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
Rainbow Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* Hey Fluttershy, you smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, you are my best friends.
Meanwhile in the middle of Pornstarville, a herd of cows were running towards it. In other words, they were a stampede.
Rainbow Dash: *Sees the cows* Stampede!!
Ponies: *Running away*
Pinkie Pie: *Bouncing rapidly* I don't know what a stampede is, but it sounds wunderbar. *Sees the cows, and looks at her car*
Pinkie Pie: Nein! Don't go anywhere towards my automobile! It's brand new!
Applejack: *Running toward the cows, and ties a rope around it's neck*
Cow: *Runs too fast, and dies*
Cows: *Stop running, and look at the dead cow*
Cow 35: Well, I'm out of here. *Puts on a hat, and smokes a cigar as it walks out of Pornstarville*
Cows: *Leave Pornstarville*
Later, they decided to hold a ceremony for Applejack, because she saved everyone's lives.... Apparently.
Mayor Mare: Alright everyone, today we will give Applejack this trophy. It's really big, and has to be put into a wagon so that she can pull it.
Ponies: Yay!
Applejack: *Feeling tired, as she gets her trophy* Hey, *Looks at herself in a reflection* I sure do look funny.
Twilight: *With Rainbow Dash, and Rarity* Yo, what da fuq is wrong with dat bitch?
Rainbow Dash: She looks tired.
Rarity: Perhaps she doesn't masturbate enough.
Rainbow Dash & Twilight: *Glare at Rarity* no.
Later on Applejack's farm
Applejack: *Kicking the trees, but is losing energy from being tired*
Twilight: *Arrives* Hey Applejack.
Applejack: *Looks away nervously*
Twilight: What da fuq is wrong wid you man?
Applejack: First off, I ain't a man, and second, nothing is wrong with me.
Twilight: Bullshit. You high on drugs, or somethin'?
Applejack: No, that's what you're supposed to do. Not me.
Twilight: Man what da fuq is dat supposed to mean man?!
Applejack: Yer a nigger, figure it out.
Twilight: Oh, you did not just go there!!
Applejack: I believe I did.
Twilight: Man, I don't have to fuck around with you. I'm gonna throw Spike in front of a moving truck. *Walks away*
Applejack: I feel sorry for anyone that has to deal with that purple asshole.
Meanwhile in Sugarcube Corner.
Applejack: Pinkie Pie, what are we making today?
Pinkie Pie: Today, we are going to make a special recipe from my country called chocolate cupcakes.
Applejack: America came up with it first.
Pinkie Pie: No, we germans invented chocolate. If it weren't for us, you wouldn't have your chocolate cupcakes.
Applejack: That's where you're wrong. The Aztecs came up with it.
Pinkie Pie: What are those?
Applejack: I don't know, some country in South America that got destroyed over two hundred years ago. It was before the revolutionary war, so I don't give a shit.
Pinkie Pie: Let's get started on our chocolate cupcakes.
Applejack: What do you need me to do?
Pinkie Pie: I need you to...
Applejack: *Falling asleep, and starts mixing random ingredients, with a flower, dirt, and part of her hat*
Later
Twilight: *Arrives with Spike at a hospital* Man, I don't even wanna be here.
Nurse Redheart: Twilight, thank goodness you came.
Twilight: How da fuq did you know my name?! I believe we never met before!
Nurse Redheart: Pinkie Pie told me all about you.
Twilight: Who is- *Sees Pinkie Pie* Oh right, dat pink German. *Walks to Pinkie Pie* Alright man, what happened?
Pinkie Pie: Applejack fell asleep on zhe job, and ruined everyzhing. Other zhen zhat, I know nothing!
Twilight: I believe you man. *Walks away, and looks at Nurse Redheart* And what's your name?
Nurse Redheart: Nurse Redheart.
Twilight: Right, I'll remember dat. *Leaves the hospital* Bye Nurse Redfart.
Nurse Redheart: *Farts* Well, that was ironic.
Back at Sweet Apple Acres, which isn't sweet anymore due to Applejack being an insomniac.
Applejack: *Tries to buck an appletree, but falls down, and sleeps*
Twilight: *Arrives* Man wut da fuq is wrong wid u?
Applejack: *Sleeping*
Twilight: She can't hear me. This gives me, an idea. *Has her horn glowing while she performs a spell*
Two hours later.
Applejack: *Wakes up, and finds herself tied to a chair* Hey, what's the meaning of this?! *Somehow manages to stand up, run backwards, and break the chair, allowing her to get loose* Back to work. *Goes to the apple trees, but sees that all of the apples are gone* NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Twilight: *Selling the apples* Yes. I am making a shitload of money, from stolen apples.
Ponies: Cool, these apples are stolen, I'll pay $300 for two green apples.
Ending theme: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. *Waiting for the instrumental part of the song to end* My Rittre Pornstar, friend.
The End
Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - Rainbow Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland Show - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack
Now, let's begin. Applejack was at Sweet Apple Acres with Big Macintosh. Instead of being brother, and sister, they are married, and Applebloom is their daughter.
Applejack: *Looking at all of the trees in her orchard* Man, that's a lot of trees out there.
Big Macintosh: *Uninterested* Eeyup.
Applejack: I'll have my work cut out for me.
Big Macintosh: Eenope.
Applejack: Beg your pardon?
Big Macintosh: That's too many trees for you to handle.
Applejack: Okay, you're making it sound like I'm having sex with them.
Big Macintosh: It ain't my fault. I'm just reading my script.
Applejack: Then fuck the script, and fuck you. I am going to get all of the apples off of those trees!
Intro
Theme song: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
Rainbow Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* Hey Fluttershy, you smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, you are my best friends.
Meanwhile in the middle of Pornstarville, a herd of cows were running towards it. In other words, they were a stampede.
Rainbow Dash: *Sees the cows* Stampede!!
Ponies: *Running away*
Pinkie Pie: *Bouncing rapidly* I don't know what a stampede is, but it sounds wunderbar. *Sees the cows, and looks at her car*
Pinkie Pie: Nein! Don't go anywhere towards my automobile! It's brand new!
Applejack: *Running toward the cows, and ties a rope around it's neck*
Cow: *Runs too fast, and dies*
Cows: *Stop running, and look at the dead cow*
Cow 35: Well, I'm out of here. *Puts on a hat, and smokes a cigar as it walks out of Pornstarville*
Cows: *Leave Pornstarville*
Later, they decided to hold a ceremony for Applejack, because she saved everyone's lives.... Apparently.
Mayor Mare: Alright everyone, today we will give Applejack this trophy. It's really big, and has to be put into a wagon so that she can pull it.
Ponies: Yay!
Applejack: *Feeling tired, as she gets her trophy* Hey, *Looks at herself in a reflection* I sure do look funny.
Twilight: *With Rainbow Dash, and Rarity* Yo, what da fuq is wrong with dat bitch?
Rainbow Dash: She looks tired.
Rarity: Perhaps she doesn't masturbate enough.
Rainbow Dash & Twilight: *Glare at Rarity* no.
Later on Applejack's farm
Applejack: *Kicking the trees, but is losing energy from being tired*
Twilight: *Arrives* Hey Applejack.
Applejack: *Looks away nervously*
Twilight: What da fuq is wrong wid you man?
Applejack: First off, I ain't a man, and second, nothing is wrong with me.
Twilight: Bullshit. You high on drugs, or somethin'?
Applejack: No, that's what you're supposed to do. Not me.
Twilight: Man what da fuq is dat supposed to mean man?!
Applejack: Yer a nigger, figure it out.
Twilight: Oh, you did not just go there!!
Applejack: I believe I did.
Twilight: Man, I don't have to fuck around with you. I'm gonna throw Spike in front of a moving truck. *Walks away*
Applejack: I feel sorry for anyone that has to deal with that purple asshole.
Meanwhile in Sugarcube Corner.
Applejack: Pinkie Pie, what are we making today?
Pinkie Pie: Today, we are going to make a special recipe from my country called chocolate cupcakes.
Applejack: America came up with it first.
Pinkie Pie: No, we germans invented chocolate. If it weren't for us, you wouldn't have your chocolate cupcakes.
Applejack: That's where you're wrong. The Aztecs came up with it.
Pinkie Pie: What are those?
Applejack: I don't know, some country in South America that got destroyed over two hundred years ago. It was before the revolutionary war, so I don't give a shit.
Pinkie Pie: Let's get started on our chocolate cupcakes.
Applejack: What do you need me to do?
Pinkie Pie: I need you to...
Applejack: *Falling asleep, and starts mixing random ingredients, with a flower, dirt, and part of her hat*
Later
Twilight: *Arrives with Spike at a hospital* Man, I don't even wanna be here.
Nurse Redheart: Twilight, thank goodness you came.
Twilight: How da fuq did you know my name?! I believe we never met before!
Nurse Redheart: Pinkie Pie told me all about you.
Twilight: Who is- *Sees Pinkie Pie* Oh right, dat pink German. *Walks to Pinkie Pie* Alright man, what happened?
Pinkie Pie: Applejack fell asleep on zhe job, and ruined everyzhing. Other zhen zhat, I know nothing!
Twilight: I believe you man. *Walks away, and looks at Nurse Redheart* And what's your name?
Nurse Redheart: Nurse Redheart.
Twilight: Right, I'll remember dat. *Leaves the hospital* Bye Nurse Redfart.
Nurse Redheart: *Farts* Well, that was ironic.
Back at Sweet Apple Acres, which isn't sweet anymore due to Applejack being an insomniac.
Applejack: *Tries to buck an appletree, but falls down, and sleeps*
Twilight: *Arrives* Man wut da fuq is wrong wid u?
Applejack: *Sleeping*
Twilight: She can't hear me. This gives me, an idea. *Has her horn glowing while she performs a spell*
Two hours later.
Applejack: *Wakes up, and finds herself tied to a chair* Hey, what's the meaning of this?! *Somehow manages to stand up, run backwards, and break the chair, allowing her to get loose* Back to work. *Goes to the apple trees, but sees that all of the apples are gone* NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Twilight: *Selling the apples* Yes. I am making a shitload of money, from stolen apples.
Ponies: Cool, these apples are stolen, I'll pay $300 for two green apples.
Ending theme: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. *Waiting for the instrumental part of the song to end* My Rittre Pornstar, friend.
The End