The day after Celestia's funeral, Tirek arrived at the town's courthouse.
Court Pony: Good morning Tirek. I have the papers for you. *Hands Tirek several papers stapled together. The first page says how to rule Equestria nicely* Tirek: Thank you sir. *Leaves the courthouse, while looking at the papers*
Five months, and eight days later, it was new years day, 1969. Since Tirek has been the new prince of Pontiac, things did not go well. Unlike Celestia, Tirek was very mean. He made frequent visits to Pornstarville, and was disgusted with the population of mares. Slowly, stallions have...
Commander Kane: Gentlemen, we have invited the eight of you here, for a special exercise. MI6 Commander: You will attempt to infiltrate a camp set up by my boys. Good luck to you Yanks. Commander Kane: And good luck to you fellas as well.
After five minutes of getting everything set up, the CIA agents were allowed to go to the MI6 camp. Everyone was wearing black, and were carrying paintball guns.
One CIA agent, was actually an enemy spy. He was trying to find a car to use to get to the airport.
Enemy Spy: *Walking along a castle, he sees an MI6 agent walking from...
Hilary was walking along the beach, wearing a pink bikini. A 1955 Chevy was on the road next to her, moving slowly.
Man 54: What's with that guy in the black car? Man 69: *Looks at Hilary* Miss? I think someone's stalking you. Hilary: Stalking me? *Looks at the driver of the Chevy*
She only saw a brief glimpse of the driver, before he pulled out a gun, and shot her twice. The first bullet hit her head, and the second went into her right breast. The car took off, leaving some smoke as it took off at high speed.
Alan: *In his car with Harry* Nothing's happening. Let's get some hot dogs. Dispatch: Attention...
A game of checkers was being played by Ted Esler, and Johnny Lightning.
Ted: I only have 3 guys left. Johnny: *Looking at his 5 red pieces. One of them is a king. He takes out a black piece behind him* I think you meant to say 2. Ted: Well how about this? *Takes out two red pieces in one move* Johnny: Not bad, but not as good as this. *Takes out the remaining two pieces with his king* Ted: Uuuuuuh....here's your $500. Johnny: *Takes the money* Thank you. *Leaving the table* We need to do this again sometime.
Johnny then walked to Commander Kane's office. He had to wait for another agent to leave first....