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Song: link

Hawkeye: *Listening to the music* This is weird.
Carter: *Stops next to Hawkeye* Why? Just because it's from thirty years after your show takes place?
Hawkeye: *Looks at Carter, and sees that he's in Union Pacific paint* When did our railroad get talking trains?
Twilight: Rainbow Dash! How come you got your own show?!?!
Rainbow Dash: Because I'm not you! *Flies away*
Twilight: Not me? What's wrong with me?!!?
Spike: Have you seen yourself lately?
Tim: *Next to Thomas, eating popcorn* You want some?
Thomas: I know I'm a talking train, but I don't think I should eat that.
Tom: *Arrives* Well,...

Song: link

Duck: Black Sabbath ladies, and gentlemen.
Henry: What's Black Sabbath?
Duck: *Gives an annoyed look at Henry*
Gordon: I wish I was the Gordon hosting this show.
Duck: Didn't you already host with James? Besides, I don't you think you want to be this Gordon.
Gordon: *Using a magic shield to protect himself from more rocks* I'm safe. Now to continue hosting. Adventures of Thomas & Friends will be up next followed by Gran Turismo.

Episode 15

The Little Engine That Could

One day at the wharf, Mr. Percival recieved a letter from Sir Robert Norramby. He wanted an engine from the Narrow Gauge...

Song: link

Meanwhile, at a place full of Nazi flags.

Jade: *Watching her workers make shipping fan fictions*
Workers: *Tired, and feeling miserable*
Worker 94: This girl is from Mississippi, how come she supports the Nazis?
Worker 66: It's just her interest in shipping.
Jade: Everyone will love shipping, and be sexually attracted to My Little Pony, just like me!
Worker 74: *Walks into Jade's office*
Jade: *Turns off the music* What?
Worker 74: SeanTheHedgehog is at it again.
Jade: What do you mean?!
Worker 74: He's made another successful fanfic.
Jade: Unacceptable! We must find his headquarters in New...

Milford, New Jersey

Frank: *Walking into Milford with his wife Martha after crossing the Delaware River from Upper Black Eddy*
Martha: After living in Detroit, I must say this is a better experience.
Frank: I think so too.

They were walking past a bakery, when they saw a blue blur pass them.

Martha: What was that?
Frank: I don't know, but it looked like he went to the right. Come on. *Goes to the right, with Marsha following*

After two minutes of walking, Frank, and Marsha saw a brick house on the left. The blue blur they saw earlier passed them again, going into the house.

Frank: Let's go in.
Martha:...

I am crossing the bridge to Upper Black Eddy with Kyle, and Dan. A helicopter was flying over the Delaware River, carrying a Tiger Tank.

Kyle: Another Tiger Tank?
Dan: Where do they come from?
Sean: It's heading towards Gergely. He must have heard our guns, and ordered it to kill us.
Dan: Why that though? It just seems like a waste of time.
Sean: He doesn't want to take any chances.
S.G Pilot: *Lowering the Tiger tank onto the road*
People: *Honking the horns in their cars*
Alinah: *Shoots them*
Gergely: *On a Walkie Talkie* I'll give you a call to pick this thing up once I'm finished.
S.G Pilot: 10-4...

This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - Rainbow Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland Show - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack

Now, let's begin. Applejack was at Sweet Apple Acres with Big Macintosh. Instead of being brother, and sister, they are married, and Applebloom is their daughter.

Applejack: *Looking at all of the trees in her orchard* Man, that's a lot of trees out there.
Big Macintosh: *Uninterested* Eeyup.
Applejack: I'll have my work...

EPISODE 1:
Man: (Cleaning a red Bodhi truck, witch is Trever's tradition car in the game).
Trevor: (comes in, wearing his traditional white t-shirt and sweat pants) Hey. Nice car man.
Man: Jee. Thanks mister..
Trevor: Say. Wanna see something, (gives the man a random magazine).
Man: (camera zoomed up on him) What am I suppose to do with this!? 
Trevor: (shown in the car when the camera zoomed back out) It's suppose to distract you as I steal your car.
Audience: (laughs and claps),
Man: (angrily) Hey! 
Trevor: (driving off) You just been T-Jacked, bitch! 
Audience: (cheers at this)  

Trevor: (still...

Song: link

Kevin: This is it! The moment we've all been waiting for! Who's faster?! Johnny Lightning, or Sean, the Amtrak F40PH?!
Johnny: *Revving his car's engine*
S.B: *Holding a flashlight. He shines it*
Sean: *Takes off with seven Amfleets in tow*
Johnny: *Quickly accelerates to 35 miles an hour*
Sean: Give me more power!! *Uncouples an Amfleet and goes up to 75 miles an hour*
Johnny: WHAT?!?!
Sean: *Crosses the finish line first*
Crowd: *Cheering*
Kevin: There you have it. A talking train can beat a car just by shouting while uncoupling one of his cars. Now let's watch The Legend Of Zelda: I Can't...

Song: link

Pete: What kind of music is this?!
Toby: You don't want to find out.
Pete: Anyway, I'm here to host the S.S.S.S. Let's get the second half of our show started.

Sean Meets The Powerpuff Girls: Pilot

Announcer: Milford New Jersey. A quiet, and peaceful town, right next to Frenchtown, which is also in New Jersey. Did I mention they're also next to The Delaware River?
Person 89: Who wants to know?!
Announcer: Anyone that doesn't live in New Jersey.
Person 89: Oh.
Announcer: Sean Bodine, a 19 year old that lives in Milford, was on his way home when something landed on the road ahead of him, creating...

Percy: *Throwing records onto the ground* We gotta find a song! WE GOTTA FIND A SONG!!!
Sean The Hedgehog: Let's use this one that we haven't used in a long time.

Song: link

Parker: Oh no, it's that song again! *Punches Stylo*
Percy: What have you started?! *Grabs a chair, and hits Sean in the head*
Sean The Hedgehog: WHAT DO YOU MEAN?!?! I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!!!

Everyone started to fight each other for no reason.

Mily: *Arrives with a passenger train, watching several people fight near her* Whoa. *Passing the fighters, and is now safe* Hi, I'm Mily. Welcome to Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories....

Song: link

Narrator: Continuing Trainz, I also came up with a few new shows. The Nut House features a group of shapes that like to hang out at a restaurant/arcade.
David: There we go. Now everyone that waits for their food can enjoy the arcade with some Christmas spirit.
Mr. Nut: We still need a star though.
Liz: Can I be the star?
David: *Laughs* I don't think Mr. Nut would approve.
Narrator: Twenty two episodes are going to be in each of the four seasons. Johnny Lightning, a show about a spy with a watch that can spawn classic muscle cars, is going to have more episodes. Thirty episodes for each...

Song (Start at 2:25): link

Oliver: This is it. We ain't gonna be around no more.
Rosie: I'll miss all of you.
Shayne: You still have time to be here. You're last episode will be playing after Ponies On The Rails.
Oliver: Oh.
Rosie: Okay.
Shayne: Welcome back, or welcome for those of you just joining us. I'm Shayne from Trainz, and I'm hosting Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories tonight. Let's get those stories rolling on our second half of the show with Ponies On The Rails.

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog...

Song: link

Orion: Hey, here's some nice music.
Sean:...rock & roll......
Parker: Nice horns.
Sean: Rock, & Roll!
Saten Twist: Hi, I'm Saten Twist, and-
Sean: ROCK & ROLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Saten Twist: No. Bad talking train. Go back to the yards.
Sean: *Backing away from Saten Twist* This isn't over.
Saten Twist: You are joining us for the 2nd half of Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. We will be showing On The Block, and Adventures of Thomas & Friends. Enjoy.

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master...

Song: link

Henry: *Going cross-eyed as he pulls a freight train*
Gangster Ponies: *Standing behind two panel vans, pointing Tommy-guns at Henry*
Henry: Duh, that's not supposed to be there.
Gangster Ponies: He's not stopping! Get out of the way! *Running off the train tracks*
Henry: *Pushes the panel vans out of his way*
Pete: Well. I thought they would try to rob one of my trains.
Stylo: Don't give them any ideas sir.
Gangster Ponies: Forget it. We've seen enough trains for one day.
Mr. Nut: How about talking peanuts? Hi. I'm Mr. Nut, from The Nut House, and I'm your host on this fine evening. Our...

This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - Rainbow Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland Show - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack

Now, let's begin. Rainbow Dash was with Fluttershy in a parking lot full of Buicks.

Rainbow Dash: Now, what have we learned?
Fluttershy: Nothing.
Rainbow Dash: No! We learned something.
Fluttershy: Lots of control.
Rainbow Dash: Good.
Fluttershy: Screaming, and hollering.
Rainbow Dash: Yes, and most importantly...
Fluttershy:...

This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - Rainbow Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland Show - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack

Now, let's begin. Twilight was giving a lecture to everypony.

Twilight: Okay y'all. I'm the most important pony in this shithole of a town, and you know it. The fact that-
Pinkie Pie: *Running towards Twilight* Herr Kommandant!! Herr Kommandant!!
Twilight: Man, I'm in da middle of an important lecture!! Everypony wants to...

This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - Rainbow Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland Show - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack

Now, let's begin. Spike was helping Twilight train with her magic.

Spike: Come on Twilight, you can do it.
Twilight: Man, shut the fuck up, and stand still. *Uses magic to give Spike a mustache*
Spike: *Looks at himself in a mirror* This is awesome. Now I can ask Applebloom out.
Twilight: Wait, I thought you liked Rarity....

Sean The Hedgehog presents

a fanfic starring Sexy The Hedgehog

It was a sunny day in Mobius. Sexy was with her friends, Sean, Shadow, and Sonic. The four hedgehogs were having a picnic at the park

Sexy: *sets up blanket*
Sean: *sets up chairs*
Sonic: *carrying basket of food*
Shadow: *doing nothing*
Sean: Hey Shadow? Do you mind helping us out here?
Shadow: Yes. Get to work my slaves.
Sean: *rolls eyes*
Sexy: Ok, everything is all set up.
Sonic: Sweet. I'm having a chili dog.
Sean: Me too.
Sexy: Same here.
Shadow: I'm not. I just came to see you set up. Chaos control *leaves*
Sonic: Wow. Shadow...