The Smashing Pumpkins - 1979 (Instrumental)

Johnny was playing pool with Trump in a special room in The Whitehouse.

Johnny: *Hits the 7 ball into a side pocket* Do you think you know when the attack will take place?
Trump: Not really. My guards will be ready whenever it does occur.
Johnny: At least you're prepared. *Hits the 3 ball into a corner pocket*
Trump: Why couldn't we play chess?
Johnny: Because I don't know the rules to Chess.
Trump: They're not easy to learn, but once you get the hang of it, it's fun.
Johnny: I've always preferred checkers. *Hits the 4 ball into a side pocket* 1 more, and I win.
Trump: I hope your aim with guns is...

Johnny and Donald Trump had dinner with a few security guards, and his family in The White House.

Johnny: *Eating ribs with fries, and a sprite*
Donald: *Eating steak with water*
Donald Jr: *Eating ribs with coke*
Ivanka: *Eating a hamburger with water*
Melania: *Eating steak with fries & coke*
Donald Jr: So, you're from the CIA Mr. Lightning.
Johnny: That's right. Your dad requested that I come here in case someone tried to kill him.
Ivanka: Why do people have to get so angry about the changes you're making?
Donald: People are afraid of change. Everyone thinks the changes I'm making are wrong even...