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Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. You can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!

Episode 15: Fireworks

Liam was in The Nut House having a hot dog, and french fries.

Kevin: *Walks in*
Liam: *Waving to Kevin*
Kevin: *Walks over to Liam* Hey Liam.
Liam: What's going on Kevin?
Kevin: I'd like to ask you a question. Have you ever seen the fireworks in Lambertville?...

Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. You can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!

Episode 13: The Snowman

There was sixteen inches of snow in Frenchtown. All of the talking inanimate objects, and talking shapes were either happy, or extremely annoyed. Those who weren't annoyed had fun either building snowmen, snow angels, or having snowball fights...

After leaving The Nut House, Wayne was watching The Santa Clause with Miss. Heart.

Wayne: Honey.
Miss. Heart: Yes?
Wayne: Do you feel like we're lacking any decorations?
Miss. Heart: Not really. Why?
Wayne: *Looks around the house, seeing no Christmas decorations* If we had any, we would have set them up by now. I did tell you I was going to The Nut House tomorrow, right?
Miss. Heart: No.
Wayne: Well now I did. You wanna join me?
Miss. Heart: I can't. I have the library.
Wayne: Oh. Right. See you when you get back then.

Next day.

Mr. Nut: *Walks out of his bedroom, and goes to the balcony. He looks down...

Amy borrowed Harry's Cadillac to go to the store for groceries. When she parked the car in the driveway, a Checker taxi arrived.

Casey: I think that blowjob I gave you should cover this trip.
Taxi Driver: And four more. Thanks.
Casey: Thank you too. *Steps out of the cab, and sees Amy* Hi. You must be Harry's wife.
Amy: And you must be Harry's cousin. He said you'd be coming to visit for a few days.
Casey: Of course. My cousin is important to me.
Amy: Would you like help getting settled in?
Casey: No thank you. *Carries two bags into the house*
Amy: *Carries a bag of groceries*

Meanwhile at the police...

Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. You can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!

Episode 1: Pilot

Every character that appears will have a link to their picture. Here is Mr. Nut's picture: link

Mr. Nut: *In The Nut House* Welcome everyone, I'm Mr. Nut. The owner of this fine establishment, The Nut House. Now you're probably wondering, what is The Nut House?...

Announcer: Milford New Jersey. A quiet, and peaceful town, right next to Frenchtown, which is also in New Jersey. Did I mention they're also next to The Delaware River?
Person 89: Who wants to know?!
Announcer: Anyone that doesn't live in New Jersey.
Person 89: Oh.
Announcer: Sean Bodine, a 19 year old that lives in Milford, was on his way home when something landed on the road ahead of him, creating a huge hole.
Sean: *Stops his car, nearly hitting what's in front of him*

Coming out of the hole was Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup.

Announcer: It's the Powerpuff Girls, but what are they doing here?...

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I'm going to type down what you say, and do

This is meant for comedy, and does not intend to hurt anyone's feelings

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Mariofan14: That was a wonderful episode, wasn't it guys?
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Alinah09: *Talking in the voice of...

SCENE 1:
Michael: (speaking to his new group) We're all professionals, we all know the score.. We run in, do what we gotta do. I need heavy pressure on the workers and security. Citizens, are to be handled calmly.
Luster: Now.. We WERE gonna try something more complicated. But considering the place of business, something more simple may be better.
Micheal: Exactly.. We're in and out in 90 seconds guy.. So make it count.
DRIVING TO THE HEIST:
Micheal: Alight. We're about to be accomplishes in a major crime. I need to know I can depend on each one of you. So let's give some backgrounds. Me first....

Song: link




On May 27, 2016, a war was started by a Hungarian named Gergely Szórád. He started this war on a website on the internet called Fanpop. He replaced an icon, using a picture that had Starlight Glimmer in it. Gergely also threatened to kill anyone that opposed the new icon he created. This angered millions, and split the My Little...

(earlier)
Trevor: Is this really nesseary? 
Pinkie/Pinkamena: Coarse it is. You been my owner all this time, and haven't even seen my show.
Trevor: Fine., but if this turns me into a bitch, your never hear the end of i-.
(brainwash sounds) 
Voice: You are now watching my little pony.
Trevor: (hyponotized) I m now watching my little pony
Audience: (laughs) 
voice: My little pony is the greatest show you ever seen. Except maybe family guy.
Trevor: (still brainwashed) My little pony is the greatest show I ever seen. Except maybe Family guy.
Audience: (laughs) 
Voice: You will recommend my little pony...

Saten is trying to do tryouts for a play, the coach becomes frustrated with poor acts, Saten's rival sabotages performance and gets him cut.

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Saten returns home, angry, Sword calls to him from a vent in the house where he was trapped chasing a dropped piece of Skittles candy, and if Saten gets him out he'll help in return.

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BEDROOM / Sword had escaped.

Sword: I use to do characters and back before I met you guys (shows scrapbook) I was half of the most popular ventril-agrgah act in the world....

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The pool party continued at Smoky's house, while Johnny was inside the basement with Karen. They were tied to metal chairs with plastic zip ties.

Johnny: *Opens his eyes*
Karen: *Wakes up*
Smoky: *Walks towards the two of them*
Johnny: Where's Allen?
Smoky: Detective Cartman is dead.
Johnny: You asshole!! *Charges towards Smoky, and pushes her into a wall*
Karen: *Looks around the room*
Johnny: *Knocks Smoky onto the ground, with part of the chair on her neck* Let us free or I'll kill you!
Smoky: *Pulls out a knife*
Karen: *Moves towards Smoky* You better not try to kill him.
Smoky: *Cuts Johnny's...

Kevin and Liam finished building their snow forts. Suddenly, several shapes starting running towards them.

Kevin: What did I tell you Liam?
Liam: Alright, I was wrong, and I'm sorry.
Kevin: *Looks at the other shapes* Welcome everyone, I see there are six of you. Liam and I will each pick three of you to join our team. Liam, you go first.
Parker: *Looks at the other shapes with Kevin, and Liam* Oh no. More shapes joined Kevin, and Liam? If they get too reckless over there, they could destroy my snowman. On the other hand however, they could give me more snow while I'm building, and make the snowman...

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1958

Harry: *Looking at a sign in front of his house. It says...* Sold.
Amy: I told you we'd do it. You didn't believe me.
Harry: Yeah, until two days ago when I heard that we'd have some buyers. Any plan on where you want to go for our next home?
Amy: Hmm..

Cape May, 1959.

Harry: *Looks at his new house as he drives away in his red Cadillac* Still can't believe we made...