Song: link

Mike: *Stops in front of Saten Twist, seeing that he is exhausted* Heeey. What happened to you?
Saten Twist: I lost in a fight. Now I can't host tonight's episode.
Sean: Wouldn't matter if you won anyway, cause I'm hosting. How you guys doing tonight? I'm Sean from Trainz, and we got the second half of our show here for you tonight. It's My Little Pornstar, and Trainz.

This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - Rainbow Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland Show - Fluttershy...

Song: link

Sean The Hedgehog: *Talking into a microphone attached to a headset* Ladies and gentlemen, it's that time again. Time for random characters to fight for a chance to be the host of Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories.
Percy & Jeff: *Standing next to each other* For Ponies On The Rails!
Saten Twist: For On The Block.
Mortomis: Great. Now we'll never win.
Discord: Don't I get a say in this?
Percy, Jeff, & Saten Twist: YOU WERE ALREADY THE HOST!!! *FIghting Discord*
Sean: *Stops nearby with a passenger train* Why do those ponies keep fighting over this spot? *Looks at the reader*...

Song: link

Tom: *Skiing down a slope* It's a nice day for skiing. I sure hope no one tries to kill me.
Warner Brothers Assassins: Kill him! He's been making fun of our company for too long!!!
Tom: Oh great.
Warner Brothers Assassins: *Shooting at Tom, but their bullets only hit the snow*
Twilight: *Playing black jack with Applejack, and Rarity* Man, I ain't losin' to losers like you.
Tom: *Jumps over them*
Applejack: What was that?!
Warner Bros Assassin: *Crashes into their table*
Mily: *Stops at a station* I'm here for my next cameo.
Tom: *Jumps over her* And it's over!!
Mily: Ah!! *Backs up*
Warner Bros...

Song: link

Salt Lake City, 1966

Mustache Man: *Walks into a room with a woman*
Woman: *Taking off her blue dress, and goes into bed with the man*
Bill: *Watching in disgust from his car with a pair of binoculars. He puts them away, and opens a can of Budweiser. He drinks the Budweiser, then throws the empty can to the right of his car, landing on the floor next to eighteen other cans. He starts his car, and drives away*

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

The Challenger

Starring SeanTheHedgehog as Bill Hudson
Hannah Belle as May Thomas
Jeff Bodine as Gordon Huff
Nate Ebner as Mayor Danforth
Bobby Cannavale as Chief...

Announcer: Milford New Jersey. A quiet, and peaceful town, right next to-
Buttercup: Enough of that intro! We already heard it in the pilot episode.
Announcer: Um, sorry. Today, Sean took the Powerpuff Girls into Wal-Mart, in a town 12 miles away from Milford, called Flemington.
Sean: *Pushing a shopping cart with the Powerpuff Girls sitting in it* Okay girls, remember, I only have 35 dollars. You can get whatever you want as long as we don't go over budget.
Bubbles: What's a budget?
Sean: A budget is a... well....
Blossom: You don't know what it is?
Sean: It's got something to do with money.

The four...

The Canterlot Highway Patrol is a very busy organization, protecting everyone on, and around the highways of Canterlot. Of course, there are some ponies that despise them, and call these police ponies Chips, or chippies for short.

Jon Baker, and Frank Poncherello, two CHP officers, were riding Harley Davidson motorcycles on one of the highways.

Jon: *Riding his motorcycle next to Frank* It sure is a nice day.
Frank: Not just with the weather, but with the activity. Things are going easy for us.

A blue GT500 passed them going over 80.

Jon: *Rides his motorcycle after the car*
Frank: *Following...

Nopony noticed that the Irish ponies stole the Golden Spike.

Mayor: As mayor of Promontory Utah, I give you permission, to put the Golden Spike in it's rightful place.
Connor: Yes sir. Get the spike.
Mercury: *Goes to boxcar*
Ponies: *Excited to see Golden Spike*
Connor: What's taking so long?
Mercury: *returns* Connor, some of the workers are gone, and the spike is gone.
Connor: What?! Excuse us mayor, the spike has been stolen. We need to find it.
Mayor: Oh, alright. We'll stay here until you find it.
Connor: Thank you. Let's go Mercury.

Up north, the Irish ponies stopped to get water.

Irish...

This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - Rainbow Dash
Edward Richtofen from Call Of Duty: Black Ops - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland Show - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack

Now, let's begin with the intro

Intro
Theme song: link

Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
Rainbow Dash: I think I can....

Song: link

FBI Men: *Driving a Camaro* Hurry up! He's coming to stop us!
Johnny: *Chasing the FBI in his Belvedere* Corruption will lead you to nowhere.
S.B: *Watching Johnny chase the FBI* Well, I was going to have that person who looked exactly like me host this week's segment of the S.S.S.S, but that job will have to go to someone else. We're bringing Gran Turismo back into our lineup, so I'm letting Tim Miller host tonight.
Tim: Thanks. It feels good to be back. Tonight we got a new, crisp lineup for you, also including some shows we already featured in the past.

8 PM

Johnny Lightning - Rated...

This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - Rainbow Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland Show - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack

Now, let's begin. Twilight was working with Applejack in Sweet Apple Acres.

Applejack: Thanks for helping me sugarcube.
Twilight: No problem man. I got nothing better to do with my boring life. Also, Spike kept telling me to go outside.
Spike: The only thing she was doing was watching television.
Twilight: Bullshit nigga!...

Song: link

Derek: *Driving a Ford Mondeo down the road*

A basketball hit the hood, and the car immediately fell apart.

Derek: Bother! How am I supposed to sell this car now?!
S.B: *Looks at the damaged car* Ooh, sorry about that.
Derek: How come you look like Johnny Lightning?
S.B: I don't know what you're talking about. Anyway, I'm S.B from Trainz, and I'm here to host tonight's episode of the S.S.S.S. We're gonna show you two fan fictions, both based off of 70's films. The Challenger which is based off of The Gauntlet, and Shado! Shado! Shado! A Star Wars version of Tora! Tora! Tora! Enjoy the...

Song: link

Jerry: *Pulling a freight train with Jesse*
Parker: *Yawns while stretching his arms* Why can't we do this tomorrow?
S.B: Tomorrow is Sunday. We have to do this today because it's called Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories.
Parker: Whatever, I'm going to bed. *Walks back into the house*
Blossom: He was supposed to be the host.
S.B: What?!
Mabel: Who do we get now?!

Everyone started to freak out and cause chaos until Mily arrived.

Mily: Why does everyone fight with each other when I come over?
S.B & Others: *Staring at Mily*
Liam: Good question.
Red: Can you host tonight's episode?
Mily:...

Song: link

Kevin: *Sitting down, drinking a soda*
Mr. Nut: Pride And Joy ladies and gentlemen, by Stevie Ray Vaughan.
Mily: Nice choice. *Passes by with five passenger cars*
Mr. Nut: After all this time, we're finally back, and I am your host by the way. My name is Mr. Nut, and I am from The Nut House. Our schedule for tonight is down below.

8:00 PM

Trainz
Trainz

8:30 PM

On The Block
The Nut House

Mr. Nut: Our back to back episodes of Trainz will begin now.

Theme Song: link

Welcome to a place called The Island Of Errol. A place that is run by five railroads. It has hundreds of engines, and lots of trains...

Song: link

Kevin & Liam: *Running past several buildings*
Wayne: Come back here you!!!
Eddie: What did they do to Wayne this time?
Alex: They offered him a drink.
Eddie: What?
Alex: I know. Ridiculous, but I saw the whole thing.
Wayne: My pride is ruined thanks to you two!!
Annie: *Watching the chase* Okay. That was odd. Anyways, my name is Annie from On The Block, and I'm your hostess tonight. We have a good show for you tonight. The schedule is down below.

8:00 PM

Trainz - Back2Back

8:30 PM

Ponies On The Rails - Back2Back

Annie: Enjoy two episodes of Trainz, and Ponies On The Rails.

Theme Song: link...

Song (Start at 0:51): link

Sean: It's that time of the week again.
Hawkeye: Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories.
Karl: We have no host this time.
Kyle: But we do have something special for you.
Spike: We have featured all of the 12 Gran Turismo episodes this season, and now we will show the four best episodes of the show.
Captain Jefferson: From best to worst. Enjoy.

What to expect in this episode.

Tim: Those two keep getting away from us Captain. We need to expand our jurisdiction to Canterlot.
Captain Jefferson: Do you know how difficult that is?
Tim: I understand, but when the suspects get out...

Song: link

Hawkeye: *Listening to the music* This is weird.
Carter: *Stops next to Hawkeye* Why? Just because it's from thirty years after your show takes place?
Hawkeye: *Looks at Carter, and sees that he's in Union Pacific paint* When did our railroad get talking trains?
Twilight: Rainbow Dash! How come you got your own show?!?!
Rainbow Dash: Because I'm not you! *Flies away*
Twilight: Not me? What's wrong with me?!!?
Spike: Have you seen yourself lately?
Tim: *Next to Thomas, eating popcorn* You want some?
Thomas: I know I'm a talking train, but I don't think I should eat that.
Tom: *Arrives* Well,...

Song: link

Duck: Black Sabbath ladies, and gentlemen.
Henry: What's Black Sabbath?
Duck: *Gives an annoyed look at Henry*
Gordon: I wish I was the Gordon hosting this show.
Duck: Didn't you already host with James? Besides, I don't you think you want to be this Gordon.
Gordon: *Using a magic shield to protect himself from more rocks* I'm safe. Now to continue hosting. Adventures of Thomas & Friends will be up next followed by Gran Turismo.

Episode 15

The Little Engine That Could

One day at the wharf, Mr. Percival recieved a letter from Sir Robert Norramby. He wanted an engine from the Narrow Gauge...