It's We are Number One But Every Time They Should Say One It Changes To Different Remix

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Ian: *Listening to the music* What are we in a Western now?
Kevin: *Dressed as a cowboy, while riding a horse* This is my Halloween Costume.
Ian: Ah. Well at least I'm the host tonight. Here's tonight's lineup.

Con Mane: The Mare With The Golden Gun
Overwatch Parody: Nightmare Before Christmas

Liam: *Dressed as an Indian, running after Kevin* Wait for me Kevin!
Ian: Let's start the show before more cowboys, or Indians arrive.

Let's begin on a tropical island 8 miles from Hong Kong.

Hattan: *sunbathing* Sneak Peak, can you check the main entrance?
S.P: Right away Ms. Scaramanga.
business pony:...

Back in Charlestown

Bald Man With Beard: Do you have what it takes to be a millennial? Your birth date must be during, or after 1994, and you must also have a high opinion of yourself, while overreacting about political correctness.
Johnny: *Walks over to the man* I have no interest in joining, but I do have a friend who's part of the Feminazi's. Where is Cara Panamara?
Bald Man With Beard: She's not here at the moment. She's preparing a heist with some friends to steal gold.
Johnny: I see. When will she be back?
Bald Man With Beard: She didn't say.
Johnny: Mind if I wait inside for her?
Bald Man...

Ferris & Johnny went for a drive in Ferris' brand new BMW Z4

Ferris: According to our recon teams, those missiles were launched from the northwestern outskirts of Ludwigsburg. Every time we send in a strike team to find those bastards, they conceal their base of operations.
Johnny: Well it won't stay concealed for longer. I know we just met, but something tells me we're gonna make a great team.

As Ferris drove Johnny into Ludwigsburg, a Toyota Tundra appeared behind them.

Johnny: Ferris, I think we got company.
Ferris: *Sees someone on the back of the truck with an RPD* Ver damnt. Hang on. *Floors...

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Tim: *Sitting by a campfire with Captain Jefferson* Ah, this is nice.
Captain: Yes it is.
Shayne: *Watching Metal Gloss and Stylo surfing*
Crane: I didn't know ponies could surf.
Shayne: Neither could I.
Wayne: What about trains?
Shayne: Are you kidding? We're too heavy.
Wayne: Try telling that to your silver friend.
Shayne: What? *Sees Sean on a big surfboard surfing along with several humans* In the world?!
Wayne: While Shayne refuses to believe what he's seeing, I shall host tonight's segment of the S.S.S.S. I'm Wayne from The Nut House, and here's what we got lined up for you. Where Eagles...

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Victoria: *Going fast as she pulls a freight train*
Orion: I think I'm drinking too much booze. I just saw a train with a face.
Sean: *Appears behind him* How about a talking hedgehog?
Orion: *Screams, and runs away as fast as he can*
Mortomis: *Laughs* I'm glad you're in my show Sean. Now, it's time for me to be the host again for Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories.
Sean: Not my stories unfortunately.
Mortomis: We have On The Block, and The Adventures of Rainbow Dash for you in our second segment for this week.

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery....