Serena: You brought Nate?
Serena: It doesn't make sense!
Serena: I keep trying to figure out what was real and what wasn't. It doesn't make any sense.
Serena: Our board rejected Bernie Madoff five years in a row.
Serena: Just because he took all the money doesn't mean our feelings weren't real.
Serena: You know my mom: if it's not broke, break it.
Serena: Look, Blair's my best friend and you're her boyfriend. And she loves you. That's the way things are supposed to be.
Serena: I didn't come back for you.
Serena: You're like my sister. And with our families... we need each other.
Serena: I love you, B.
Serena: And if you order a drink, they're also serving pigs
Serena: Well, you can't be worse than the guys I do know.
Serena: You asked me out on a date and you didn't think I was nice?
Serena: I don't think you could top this one.
Serena: The last thing I need is another guy. But he was just so .... smart. And funny.
Serena: I'm really trying to make an effort here. I thought everything was good between us.
Serena: I can see that. Chuck's bed? Very romantic. Classy, too.
Serena: There's something vibrating in your pocket, and I really hope it's your phone
Serena: Britney with the umbrella!...Posh Spice in America!
Serena: [to Dan, drunk, in flashback] Bye, Dave!
Serena: You know, we should talk about this though. About us. About eventually.
Serena: He raised Chuck, that scares me.
Serena: I can't believe you didn't tell me about you and Nate.
Serena: "What are you up to besides missing me?"
Serena: Hey. I come to you hat in hand, tail between my legs, and off my high horse. I spent the entire day searching for the perfect gift for Dan. Now, all the stores are closing, Christmas day is looming and, um... I need your help.
Serena: I killed someone.
Serena: Why do you keep saying her name?
Serena: What is your problem?!?
Serena: I gotta wait for Dan. He's stressed, he doesn't do very well with tests so...
Serena: This is not a game!
Serena: Chuck. Yes, I'm still fine. I haven't heard from Georgina in two weeks, so if you'd stop calling me I'd finally be rid of all of my monsters. Bye!
Serena: Its easy when you're always wrong.
Serena: Oh God. Hot lifeguard has a Camaro. And not in an ironic-I've-got-a-Camaro kinda way.
Serena: Dan, I didn't expect to see you. You surprised me.
Serena: Thank you. I was waiting for that.
Serena: I still miss Dan sometimes... more than sometimes.
Serena: Hey, if you ever want to reflect, alone, together, I'll be around.
Serena: You did NOT just do that.
Serena: [laughing awkwardly] What ... was that?
Serena: Sometimes I envy you. Wait, what am I saying? You're disgusting.
Serena: Um, I've seen Flashdance several times?
Serena: I remember one Christmas Eric and I wanted snow but we got none luckily Mom was married to a raging cokehead so he left blow everywhere
Serena: I hate that stupid headband.
Serena: I know you may find this hard to believe, but not everyone wants to go to Yale because not everyone wants to be Blair Waldorf.