Bert and Ernie are best friends.
They live together.
Bert is neat.
Ernie is messy.
Sometimes Ernie is VERY messy.
Then Bert gets mad.
“Ernie, come here!” Bert shouts.
“Look at the mess you have made!”
“Okay, Bert,” says Ernie. “I am coming.”
Ernie jumps out of the tub.
Splash! Splash!
Ernie splashes water on the floor.
Drip. Drip.
He drips water on the rug.
“Ernie!” Bert shouts. “You are making a BIGGER mess!”
Ernie smiles at Bert.
“But, Bert,” Ernie says, “you told me to look at the mess I made.”
Now Bert is very angry.
“I wish I lived here all by myself!” he shouts.
Bert...
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