"Hey Ed!" You turn around and see Envy running up to you."Envy what are you doing here I told you not to come here!" Envy starts to give you the puppy dog eyes"But I just wanted to see you at work."Envy starts to cry which you hate because he makes the most cutest sadest sound ever"Ok ok you can stay Envy just don't get in the way or cry I can't stand it!"Ok Eddy!"The day finally ends and Envy didn't get in the way once."So Ed why don't you want anyone to know that we're dating?""Because we're both boys and that sounds weird to some people and people can be mean that's why." Envy just stares blankly at you. THE NEXT DAY. "Edward Edward Edaward wake up damn it jeez your like a sloth hey don't go back to sleep!Edward wake up!" " Ok Winry I'm awake already!" "Yeah when you were asleep Envy came over looking for you.I think he said that he really needed you." "Envy was here?!Did he say anything else or was that it?" "Acually he told me your seceret,I think it's sweet that you two are dating,Ed." "Damn that mother fucking palm tree is going to pay! I told him not to tell anyone!" "He was just being truthful to me so don't get your mother fucking undies in a bunch,Ed"