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I don't know if you've noticed, but a healthy percentage of the otherwise perfectly sane women in this country have gone into heat over Snape.

Snape, for those of you have been living under a toadstool and aren't familiar with him, is the baddie wizard in the Harry Potter series. He's the surly Potions Master, and his primary function is to look puckery and to simmer with barely-contained hatred everytime he sees Harry Potter.

Sexy Snape is played in the film by Alan Rickman. Since I live with a horny Alan Rickman fan, I'm already aware that AR has a devoted...
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Disclaimer: I do not own the Harry Potter series

1.

Befuddled and Thunderstruck


When an unfamiliar owl arrived at Hogwarts three weeks prior to the start of school, no one noticed.

When Headmaster Dumbledore read the message the unfamiliar owl had delivered, the place was in an uproar. The professors worried about the outcome. The professors tried to reason amongst themselves about this unexpected news. The professors successfully managed to keep this surprise a secret from one certain professor, whom they knew would be greatly affected by this information. The only other individual the professors...
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Chapter 3

Hermione wanted to be left alone. She needed time to digest all the events of the last days. So she remained with the only person that would never speak to her anymore. Professor Severus Snape. She would not miss his scathing remarks, but she would surely miss his deep, silky voice.

He was peaceful now and she truly wished he had found peace at least. She was caressing his face gently, marveled by the softness of his raven hair, when she heard someone entering the room. She turned her head and saw a woman that looked familiar to her, coming to her.

Hermione gasped. She recognized the...
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posted by rakshasa
1)Discipline your mind!

2)How touchingly paternal, Black. Perhaps Potter will grow up to be a felon, just like his godfather!

3)Do I detect a flicker of fear? Ah, yes. The Dementor's Kiss. One can only imagine what that must be like to endure. It's said to be nearly unbearable to witness, but I'll do my best.

4)Which one of you can tell me the difference between an animagus and a werewolf?

5)How extraordinarily like your father you are Potter, he too was exceedingly arrogant, strutting about the castle.

6)For your information Potter, Asphodel and Wormwood make a sleeping potion so powerful it is...
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posted by DaisyHalliwell
Hermione/Severus

Heart over Mind by Regann
Link: link
Summary: Something odd about Hermione causes her to have unexpected reaction to a love potion. Only it's one which no one expected. How could a lack of reaction cause so much trouble?
Length 27 chapters - COMPLETED

His True Emerald Loyalties by Avanel
Link: link
Summary: What if it was not love for Harry's mother that kept Snape loyal to Dumbledore? What if it was love for Harry's time-traveling best friend?
Length: 8 chapters -COMPLETED

The First Faint Glimmer by Ladymage Samiko
Link: link
Summary: A little light reading and a chance comment lead...
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posted by Kev206
Severus Snape was born to Eileen Prince, a witch, and Tobias Snape, a Muggle. Growing up in a Muggle village, Severus was friendless and suffered from his father's tyrannical nature. Like the older Severus, the younger Severus was not the most becoming of persons. An awkward child, he wore over-sized hand-me-downs and sported his signature greasy hair; his character revealed great bitterness at a young age, and an angry, vengeful disposition. However, he was not without hope and optimism as he saw Hogwarts as a means of rising above his situation; an attitude which would ultimately lead him...
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posted by AbbieCoast
Dear Ms. JK Rowling,
1.    How do you feel about Snape?
2.    How do you feel about parodies including Snape?
3.    How about when they call him “Snake?”
4.    What does Alan Rickman think of these things?
5.    Did you choose Alan Rickman because he has the exact same nose as Severus?
6.    Is this letter annoying you already?
7.    Does Snape’s hair remind you of a hard core rocker?
8.    Does Bellatrix think his hair is “absolutely...
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posted by Lady_Hamilton
We know you deserved better.
We know you deserved better.
Yes this is where I rant about how stupid it was for him to have died the way he did and then some. Maybe when I look back I'll realize that perhaps I'm being overzealous, but you know what too bad. Rowling killed my favorite character and she didn't do it the right way. I know its her book and her characters and her plot, but she can't pull that card when it comes to Snape.

I figured that he was going to die. Dreaded it, but I just figured that with a character like that he wouldn't have much to go for. After all he was the man who killed Dumbledore and even if he had survived the ordeal there...
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Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2 (2011)
Professor Severus Snape: [to Dumbledore about Harry] You've kept him alive so that he can die at the proper moment.

Professor Severus Snape: [to the Hogwart's students] If anyone here knows any knowledge of Mr. Potter's movements this evening, I invite them to step forward... now.
Harry Potter: [Stepping out of the crowd] It seems despite your exhaustive defensive strategies, you still have a bit of a security problem, Headmaster.

Professor Severus Snape: For myself and a few select members of staff, this news comes as little surprise. We...
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posted by snapeislove
__snape's tale__

there was a dark castle
a prince it hides inside..
under his black cloak
a crying child you'll find

he's not bad
just mysterious,
never will trust,
he's all suspicious.

he's so sad
and so unspoken,
with too much love
his heart was broken..

behind your eyes,
he'll cast a spell,
to know the truth
your memory will tell..

his love potion
he wont even use
accept it or not,
his charm you cant refuse..

behind his stares
that nearly stabbed,
are those special looks
that i almost grabbed..

when lupin is a werewolf,
and he is a prince,
what would you prefer,
a bite or his glimpse?

he seemed to hate harry
but no,...
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posted by BlackHound
This is not directed at anyone; if you take it that way, that's your choice. I'm dealing with some heavy shit right now, I lost a loved one last week, and I just need to vent, and this is as good a place and topic as any.

Again, this isn't aimed at anyone. If you're sensitive, don't read it. If you do and get bent, well, you were warned.

Right.



I think Severus was smart enough to realize that Lily didn't love him, but they were friends, first and foremost, and he loved her. It's his love for her, regardless of how she felt about him, and his guilt over her death that drove him. How many of us...
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posted by KateKicksAss
Credit: nirdygrrl.tumblr.com

Hit on Lily (like a boss)

Get rejected (like a boss)

Get de-pants’d (like a boss)

Call her a mubblood (like a boss)

Deface James’s desk (like a boss)

Practice Dark Arts (like a boss)

Follow Voldemort (like a boss)

Spare her life (like a boss)

Cry deeply (like a boss)

Switch sides (like a boss)

Protect Harry (like a boss)

Still be a douche bag (like a boss)

Mix potions (like a boss)

Turn to page 394 (like a boss)

Kill Dumbledore (like a boss)

Become Headmaster (like a boss)

Jump out the window (like a boss)

Attacked by a snake (like a boss)

Look at me (like a boss)

Now I’m dead (like a boss)

Love her always (like a boss)
posted by LadyLilith
I was going to put this in the links section,but I wanted to focus on the lyrics itself,not the actual song.


***(Beast):Remember the first dance we shared?
Recall the night you melted my uglyness away?
The night you left with a kiss so kind
Only a scent of beauty left behind
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
(Belle):Ah, dear friend I remember the night
The moon and the dreams we shared
Your trembling paw in my hand
Dreaming of that northern land
Touching me with a kiss of a beast
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
(Beast):I know my dreams are made of you
Of you and only for you
Your ocean pulls me under...
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posted by ProfSnape
1.    Call him Snap.
2.    Post Lily and James pictures, videos, picks, links, etc...
3.    Remind him it was always going to be James
4.    Ship Snape and James
5.    Ship Snape and Wormtail
6.    Ship Snape and Voldemort
7.    Ship him with male characters
8.    Poke him and say "bother" for a really long time.
9.    Call him Snivellus.
10.    Ask him how his latest plot to get the Defense Against the...
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posted by BlackHound
She had arrived that morning, early; Snape watched her from one of the many arched windows and wondered vaguely who she was and why she was there. He hadn't thought about her again until she showed up in Potions class. She was very polite, didn't interfere and didn't ask any questions, though clearly she was interested in the tasks the students were performing. He thought perhaps she was a parent, interested in sending a child to Hogwarts; it was not unheard-of, Magicals overseas opting to send their children here, though he'd never heard of one from her...Nation...attending. But as he studied...
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So, Severus, brewing up to no good in the cosmetic/pharmaceutical industry ?
So, Severus, brewing up to no good in the cosmetic/pharmaceutical industry ?
Of course, nobody here ever doubts that Severus Snape is alive. But to what extent ? What does he do for a living ? Where ? How ? Well, these questions rose in my mind again no later than this morning.

Here were the circumstances : I was going out of the supermarket and opposite, there's a pharmacy. In one of the windows, in big, an ad for an age care product.

Usually, this type of product does not draw my attention at all. Yet this time, I had to look twice. Here was the text of the ad, spelt in big in the pharmacy window (in French, I translate later) :

Mysterieux
Divin Venin
Ssssséduisant !...
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posted by Spottedpool
The man walked to the school. His black robes billowed behind him. Glancing at the lake, he notices the dark ginger hair against the moon-glistened water. Curious, he walks over to the shape.
When he gets close enough, he sees it is a woman. She doesn't turn around but says, "Hello, Severus." Severus, suprised, stares at her. When he finally regains his composure, he asks,"How did you know it was me, Lily?"
Lily laughs and points to the water. There, the shimmering reflections of her and Severus stare back at them. Finally, she turns to face him.
Severus is taken aback by her appearence. He...
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posted by Snapegirl15
"If you could have anything for your Birthday what would it be?" asked Severus his piercing gaze made the red-headed beauty blush. Her green eyes lowered. "Really Sev, I don't need anything-"
"Why not?"
"I-I just don't know...I have everything." She quickly recovered herself "If means that much to you then suprise me." She smiled.

It was earlier that day that Gryffindor and Slytherin had their first Quiddich match of the year and Gryffindor had won. Severus said, "James isnt the whole reason your house won...Our team was just...tired thats all."
"Sev please don't start with James his not worth...
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The pumpkin juice was spilled all over Severus Snape's face, and some managed to dribble into his jet black hair (which in Lilly's opionion, wasn't greasy but more silky). His clothes were too big, and hung over him, like drapery on a curtain rod. "Sev," Lilly Evans hissed across the table, "there's some juice in your hair." He flushed a shade of scarlet, embarassed at the thought of how rediculous he must look. He grabbed a cloth napkin off the table, and seemingly scrubbed his face, as if rubbing it harder would make James Potter's laughter stop. Lilly caught Severus's hand. "You shouldn't...
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link and I saw something similar at the link, and we just had to get a list together for Severus as well

1) Take Sirius to the vet to get him neutered.
2) Take Remus to the vet to get him neutered.
3) Hit Sirius with a newspaper on his nose and say “Bad dog!” just because you feel like it.
4) Introduce Dumbledore's leg to Sirius' new girlfriends as Sirius' ex.
5) Pretend to throw a frisby around Sirius...or Remus (it wastes a lot of their valuable time trying to retrieve a non existent object)
6) Stop with the conspiracy theories and telling everyone Cedric Diggory is “still walking around,...
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