God what the pie is up with you people and just putting random sonic girls in (yams) face.Their is no damn Piess(shadow/rouge or shadow/blaze.Just because most of his friends are girls dosent mean their yams.And plus rouge like KNUCKLES! and BLAZE LIKES SILVER and pie.For once just play any sonic advanture game (with them and pie)and watch his emotions on that game when that certain someone hugs him and he blushes.Im srry for the mild words but i used to think rouge liked shadow when i wikied it up and it didnt say anything about shadow likeng rouge or blaze only this meria girl was invovled.pie is awesome.!( srry for all the random words but you people were yelling at me so i am now random so enjoy.^~^!)

Here are the 10 reasons why i HATE Amy and thinks she deserves to die and burn in the deepest part of HELL:
1. She is a annoying little BRAT
2. She's a WHORE
3. She's an "upbeat" girl
4. She is as annoying as a INSANE Sonic Fangirl
5. She pulls a hammer out of her ass ALL THE TIME
6. Her face is a epic failure
7. Her voice pisses me off
8. Shes WAYY past GIRLY
9. Shes UGLY
10. SHE IS NOT AS PRETTY AS ANY OTHER SONIC GIRL AND SHE NEVER WILL BE!!!!!

I rest my case. XD

Kenya: *too shock to say anything*
Shadow: u look scared sweet heart
Kenya: dont call me that Shade
Shadow: fine but quit calling Shade
Kenya: *turns to him and turns to the perv scourge*
Scourge:hi Kenya u look nice in that skirt *smiles evil*
Kenya: shut up perv before i claw your eyes out with my bear claws
Scourge: u wont do that u love me come on baby *moves closer to her*
Kenya: *slaps him *u touch me i get to blow your brains out
Scourge: good hit for a girl *kisses her cheek*
Kenya: *turns into a kangaroo and super kicks him* dont miss with the princess
Scourge: *rubs where he was hit*u want me one day b****
Kenya: *brings out a knife*who u calling the b**** i cut your d*** off
Scourge:no i leave u
Kenya: good boy *walks over to shadow smirking*what
Shadow: o nothing princess *kisses her cheek*
Kenya: *blushes*

Shadow's pov
the glow was headed towards the heart of the forest
two miles ahead. i turned around to see that the Eggbots were still on my tail. so i did spin attack and all five fell to there death. i grinned, knowing that i couldn't be defeated.
all of a sudden i felt a warm breeze coming from the north east and a tinny after shock, except without the earthquake. i began to run at super sonic speed towards the heart of the forest. once i got to my destination, i saw a ship of some sort, in the shape of a crystal. and next to the ship there was something.... or someone. it seemed to be...... a... girl a hedgehog girl, just knocked out. i suppose she was the one manning the ship.
she had long beautiful light,golden-brown hair that was layed across the front of her torso. i shook her.
"hello? can you hear me?" i asked

AAAND CUT! once again out of time.please comment! i WILL answer you and your questions if you have any (; O.K I AM OUT!

WARNING! DONT BLAME ME IF HE KILLS U! >:)
1. If u become shadow's girlfriend,punch him and run.*thats a simple way to get kidnapped*
2. Call shadow emo ,warning: u may get killed for that
3. Tripping shadow,lauging in his face then run
4. chase shadow in Green zone hill
5. Videotapping him then putting it on youtube
6. Sceaming in his ear
7. If u are his gf,and cheat on him with sonic
8. Calling him a asshole
9. Getting sonic,and sliver to try and beat him up *Shadow is going to win!*
10.and finally..stalking him!

Shadow and Sonic were walking to the market when


"HELP"Silver screamed from the top of a tree."What are you doing in a tree Silver?"Shadow asked as he pinched his forehead."Well there was this snail and he had a smiley sticker and he scared me,so I ran up this tree and now he's climbing up and I'm to afraid to Jump down."Shadow looked at a snail who had a sticker slowly making his way up the tree."Silver?""YEAH!""YOU'ER A DUMBASS!"Shadow said before walking away."Yeah!Dumbass"Sonic said as he walked away.Just then the snail grew horns,razer sharp teeth,and a spiked ball on his tail."AHHHHHHHHH"Silver screamed as the snail finally got to the top of the tree."MWA HA HA HA HA!"


END!

Faith stared out, looking down at the streets and the many buildings in the almost blank city. She had already gotten the special package and decided she had a little time to go sightseeing. She rested her hands on her hips, then walked away from the ledge of the building. She turned around and ran towards the other ledge. She jumped straight off the building, only to land on a crane. She ran down and used some boxes to launch herself ontop of another section of the building. She grabbed hold of a wire and used it as a zipline. when she got to the end, she shimmied around the ledge of the building being careful not to look down. She was about to run along the side of a billboard to get across the heaping gap but she was blinded by a light. She stopped right before the ledge and shielded her eyes from the bright light. She was engulfed within it, and soon after lost her balance and plummeted to the streets below. Or so she though.

"Ahh! Stupid tree!" Midnight said as she stumbled her way through the forest. She looked around at all the trees surrounding the strange zigzag path. They had to be atleast a couple hundred meters tall. There were a bunch of planks and catwalks and ladders and pulley systems inbetween the trees. But the place seemed pretty vacant; it had been that way since she first fell upon the strange floating island, but she could tell. It was very different from Angel Island. She walked on the path. "I'm going nowhere coming from nowhere!" she said to herself. "I guess there's no point in- hey!" she said as she tripped on an upped root and tumbled down the steep side of the hill. "Oh. god dammit..." she said getting up and rubbing her head. She looked back up at the hill and sighed. "No point at all..." she said as she plopped down on the ground and fell asleep.