Shrek the Third

Yesterday afternoon I decided to watch the new Shrek movie which is currently out in the USA but not out in Ireland or the UK until next month. The movie Shrek Forever After is the 3rd prequel to the other 3 movies about an ogre who rescues a princess from a fire breathing dragon who turns out to be an ogre herself. Shrek who is now a dotting dad to three ogre kids misses his old life as an ogre and wishes that he can go back to being a fearful ogre again. A new villain Rumpkensin gives Shrek a contract to be an ogre for the day. But when Shrek signs it he is sent back in time to where he was...

I was only 9 years old.
I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies.
I pray to Shrek every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given.
"Shrek is love" I say; "Shrek is life".
My dad hears me and calls me a faggot.
I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Shrek.
I called him a cunt.
He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep.
I'm crying now, and my face hurts.
I lay in bed and it's really cold.
Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me.
It's Shrek.
I am so happy.
He whispers into my ear "This is my swamp."
He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me down onto my hands...