Jeans that are Skinny

There are many types of jeans,
And jeans rhymes with beans,
Jeans that are flares,
Watch out for bears!
Jeans that are green,
Those are rarely seen.

Jeans that are bootlegs,
Nothing rhymes with bootlegs,
And jeans that are skinny,
For the large and the minnie!

Skinny jeans are great,
They're always my mate,
And heaps of things rhyme with jeans,
Like teams, beams, and, er, dreams.

They come in all shapes and sizes,
Nothing rhymes with sizes,
Except maybe trizes,
But that's not a word.

Raindrops on roses,
Whiskers on kittens,
Something something, warm woolen mittens,
...Oh wait, wrong poem. ... This play I'm doing...

Anyways, Jeans that are skinny,
Make me want to shimmy,
And I like to shimmy,
In jeans that are skinny!