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posted by dragonsmemory
((This one is guaranteed to be funny, if you remember SS at all.
So, what happens when history repeats itself?))

Three first years lounged around the lake, celebrating the end of exams. One was a girl with thick dark brown hair. She was leaning against the trunk of thed old oak tree, her nose buried in a thick book.
The second of the trio was a boy, who had his arm around the girl's shoulders. He was also staring at the book. He was rather small and skinny, with round glasses, untidy black hair, and a spattering of freckles across his face.
The last of the three was more on the handsome side, with sleek blond hair. He felt a bit awkward around the couple. After all, he had hexed one just becaause of who he hung out with and the other…well, she was hard to place. Johanna, Albus, and Scorpius had a knack for finding adventures. They, along with James, Ruby, and Sierra, had already been in the Forbidden Forest twice this year, just to prove they could. Well, Jo, as Albus and James called her, wanted to see if something was still there. The others would try to get answers out of her, but she answred them like a centaur.
"Ask your father," she had said to Albus and James.
"Read the books," she told Ruby and Sierra.
"You wouldn't understand," she said to Scorpius. After that, they just stopped asking questions and went with her wild theories. Albus and James had written home about her once. Their father's answer was very surprising.

Boys,
I once knew a girl just as odd as Johanna. Her name was Luna Lovegood. She and her father believed the most ridiculous stories. But it was also one of those stories that helped me realize the true identity of my Cloak.
She seems like a nice girl, (your mum told me to write that) so I don't see any problem at all. If it makes you feel any better, I'll check up on her. We're between cases right now.
Have a good rest of term and don't eat any of Hhaagrid's treacle fudge, it'll glue your mouth shut (long story, short parchment).
Love,
Dad

Today, the trio, or rather, Jo, had the idea to gopoking around the third floor corridor on the right-hand side. Unfortunately, they didn't get any further thanthe entrance hall before they ran into Snape. Literally ran into him. Scorpius actually collided with him.
"What are you three doing inside on a day like today? People might think you're…up…to something," he said, glaring down at them.
"Wow, deja vu," Jo said, taking off her glasses to clean them.
"What's deja vu?" Al asked as soon as they were outf of earshot.
"It's when you feel like you've done something already, of heard something before, in certain circumstances. Right now, I felt it because I read about Snapesaying that exact same thing, standing in that same spot."
"Weird."
"You have no idea."
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    Hello, guys!
    Wow. Can I please tell you guys how absolute slow this site has been lately? It’s driving me crazy. You’re all awesome peeps, but… I just have to make a minor confession…
    I’m really, really not that much of a Potterhead as I used to be. Honestly, I still love Snape, but lately I’ve been reading all this classical literature and… HP doesn’t seem as great as it used to be. Sorry. Yes, I feel awful, but it’s difficult finding motivation to post something Potter related when you’re not as into...
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posted by Bluekait
I am not sure about this. It seems SFAF wanted more fanfics and I got nothing else to do so I am going to post this and see what you guys think. I'll use names from stars, planets, Gods etc. etc.

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It was first day back to Hogwarts. It was Kaitlyn's 6th year there and she was honored as a Perfect. On the train, she sat with the other Perfects. Kaitlyn sat next to a fellow Hufflepuff, a tall Asian boy named Rigel Procyon.

"Hey, Rigel? Who's in the compartment next to ours?" she asked.

"Oh. That's James Potter and his family. You know, the kids of the famous...
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posted by Bluekait
This is for Emzy. She picked three since she like them all: scary legends, ghosts, blood and gore.

If you pick a type of horror story, I'll do a shout out. If you haven't, here's a link:

link
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Avery ran into the woods. Without looking back, she knew she was being chased by an un-natural force. She ran to the hut and locked the door behind her. Avery heard a loud thud. "Phew," she sighed. She climbed into bed and slept. The next morning, she was found dead at a gruesome sight.
Her head was found outside and the rest of Avery Wilson was nowhere to be found.
Her...
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posted by ProfSnape
    It was a very warm night, and James Potter had decided to enjoy himself, and walked along the Hogwarts fields with his invisibility cloak. The moon was full and bright, illuminating everything to a perfect wonder.
    The mood was ruined when he saw the moon blocked by a human figure, who was hanging to a broom with his robes, bare back and underwear exposed in the process. It was skinny, the hair short and stringy, and the nose unmistakable. Occasionally Snape would reach backward to try to find the pocket, but always failed. But James could see the...
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Author's note: Make sure you've read Ruby's Article 'Madman' in order to understand this short story which takes place in the the early 1990s.

Notice: None of the following is true,the characters
Bobby,Wayne,Maggie and Angie
Are all fictional.
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The cold air whipped their faces as the four drunkly wobbled to the outskirts of their town and on their way they sung songs with messed up and wrong lyrics cursing and swearing at anything in their way.

They were walking past the woods when one of them who's name was Bobby halted to a...
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posted by ProfSnape
    Well, instead of watching him bleed to death, Harry finally fixed him up with bandages—but not before looking at the most personal and deepest secrets. Today Severus remains the only man to work as both headmaster and teacher simultaneously. He enjoys reading, potion brewing, and the defense against the dark arts—the class he currently teaches. He hates children, homeless people, and dogs. He is still obsessed with Lily Evans.

    Yes, as it turns out, Molly Weasley’s spell was said slurred, allowing Bellatrix to remain standing today. As the...
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posted by Snape96
There are things that Severus Snape never be pronounced in the mouth.

1. Harry are you okay? You're not dreaming bad lately? But once you let me know if there is trouble!

2. Minerva, I have long wanted to say that I like your * cat * body.

3. All right, Miss Granger, 50 points for Gryffindor!

4. Uhh, Lucius, you always shine in your hair. What shampoo do you use?

5. Draco, ask for forgiveness from Ron nicely!

6. Hagrid, come on, get drunk in the Three Broomsticks!

7.I decided I will be a priest, and build an Potter altar.

8. Oh, Harry, you flew so well before, you really deserve the Quidditch Cup!

9.Albus, I have no time for tea! Assembly will be, and I can not find my new pink robe.

10.Where is my rubber duck? I want my rubber duck!!!!
posted by Bluekait
Little Johnny boy didn't know about it till it happen. He was curious but didn't take warnings seriously. His parents couldn't handle the loss of their only son. Do you want to know what happened? Here it goes.

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Johnny boy was an 17 year-old boy who dressed in black and known for his charm and outstanding, mind-blowning magic tricks. He had lived a good life and had good grades in school. Johnny had a girlfriend, Caitie, who was pregant with his kid. One day, Johnny heard about a rumor around school. They say that if you go...
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I went to climb stairs to nowhere and to the bedroom to sleep atop trolls who likes to eat purple toes. Sometimes they joke about primates because aliens. And they flew to far Jupiter afraid. Hermione knew that being clever was her best quality. Bellatrix however, killed Sirius and also kicked her own mother of her house while doing very poorly with schoolwork. Potions homework made her sick of the whole thing. Even watching cowboys dance didn't improve her moves at Hogwarts which she pranked Snape for being mean to Harry and planning on killing Wormtail who loved Snape and wanted to slap Kreacher. Many wizards try make kittens good fighting because they eat pizza that's rotten. Yesterday Lucius choked Sirius because there was no air-conditioning. Potions for Snap and Slughorn then Minerva transfigurated into the horse.

The End.
posted by dragonsmemory
I'm writing from my own point of view. Just so you know.


Double Potions with the Slytherins is as close to torture as any Gryffindor can imagine. For one thing, Snape hates ever Gryffindor's guts. He favors the Slytherins. Then there's the matter of the Slytherins themselves. Some of the worst ones really take the traditional House rivalry to heart.
Me, I've had all sorts of ingredients thrown at me. The stuff I pick out of my hair at the end of the class could brew a whole potion. Not fun.

So, I'm sitting in Potions one day, around early December. Quidditch season was in full swing. In fact,...
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