Foamy : *Grabs new paper* *rolls it up* *whacks sonic*
Sonic : OW! *sits up in his bed* *Shakes head* wat the hell man?!
Foamy : *unrolls paper* wadda u mean? *Shoves paper in his face* read god dammit!
Sonic : *Looks at it*
Foamy : the headline is a FAMILIAR hedgehog u've been misreble without. come on! He was last seen by that ermm...wat does it say?
Sonic : *Whacks hims on the head with it* SHUT UP!
Foamy : OW! oh fuck off bitch. everyone knows ur fucking little secret...U CANNNOT DENY IT!!!
Sonic : ...
Foamy : dammit. i cant get u 2 talk. but that doesnt mean i cant get u 2 move! *pushes him towards the door* come on sleeping beauty! it's time for an adventure!
*door closes on their way out*
*outside*
Sonic : y do u want 2 look fer him anyway?
Foamy : WHAO! slow down there! ur the gay man! not me. i think u mother fucking creatures should multiply Asexually! like the zigglesticks. *holds up zig zag popsicle stick* oh look! it's doing it now!
Sonic : put that thing away.
Foamy : alright alright! *puts it away* Sheesh. by the way. where the hell do u keep those erm...gem thingys u collect?
Sonic : ...i dont...know...
Foamy : fucking idiot. how the hell r u supposed 2 know wen u hav ALL of them?! damn u!
Sonic : shut up...
Foamy : oh! look! in the cave! there's a creature runing around just BEGGING for u 2 come in and kick his ass. *get's out video camera* this is ssoooooo goin' on fail-blog!
Sonic : *hears noise*
Foamy : WHAO...this is trippy.
Sonic : oh my...maybe we should just...*turns around* *rocks blocking his way*
Foamy : HOLY FUCK!
Sonic : *Get's tackled*
Foamy : uh oh. fail blog must go on! *films the darkness* uh...master? *points camera at his face* this is the point where they r having sex. i know this bcuz i can smell broken condoms. *takes a big sniff* ELGH! it's NASTY in here! wat the hell? *picks up power ring* oh god. their shoes and rings r lieing here....even their socks! well this kawaii is going 2 b "keeeeeeee" and nosebleeds. do not consider the following innapropriate. *turns off camera*
Sonic : OW! *sits up in his bed* *Shakes head* wat the hell man?!
Foamy : *unrolls paper* wadda u mean? *Shoves paper in his face* read god dammit!
Sonic : *Looks at it*
Foamy : the headline is a FAMILIAR hedgehog u've been misreble without. come on! He was last seen by that ermm...wat does it say?
Sonic : *Whacks hims on the head with it* SHUT UP!
Foamy : OW! oh fuck off bitch. everyone knows ur fucking little secret...U CANNNOT DENY IT!!!
Sonic : ...
Foamy : dammit. i cant get u 2 talk. but that doesnt mean i cant get u 2 move! *pushes him towards the door* come on sleeping beauty! it's time for an adventure!
*door closes on their way out*
*outside*
Sonic : y do u want 2 look fer him anyway?
Foamy : WHAO! slow down there! ur the gay man! not me. i think u mother fucking creatures should multiply Asexually! like the zigglesticks. *holds up zig zag popsicle stick* oh look! it's doing it now!
Sonic : put that thing away.
Foamy : alright alright! *puts it away* Sheesh. by the way. where the hell do u keep those erm...gem thingys u collect?
Sonic : ...i dont...know...
Foamy : fucking idiot. how the hell r u supposed 2 know wen u hav ALL of them?! damn u!
Sonic : shut up...
Foamy : oh! look! in the cave! there's a creature runing around just BEGGING for u 2 come in and kick his ass. *get's out video camera* this is ssoooooo goin' on fail-blog!
Sonic : *hears noise*
Foamy : WHAO...this is trippy.
Sonic : oh my...maybe we should just...*turns around* *rocks blocking his way*
Foamy : HOLY FUCK!
Sonic : *Get's tackled*
Foamy : uh oh. fail blog must go on! *films the darkness* uh...master? *points camera at his face* this is the point where they r having sex. i know this bcuz i can smell broken condoms. *takes a big sniff* ELGH! it's NASTY in here! wat the hell? *picks up power ring* oh god. their shoes and rings r lieing here....even their socks! well this kawaii is going 2 b "keeeeeeee" and nosebleeds. do not consider the following innapropriate. *turns off camera*
