sonic: sh-shadow... why the fuck am i in a maid outfit?

shadow: oh.... thats a secret.

sonic: {sigh} geez.

shadow: can you hand me that magazine over there?

sonic: sure.

sonic bends down and shadow sees sonics underwear...

he then pulls it up to see the full whitness of his underwear.

shadow: oops...curse my hands... i cant control them.

sonic: gah....shadow ...grrr would you cut it ou-

shadow grabs sonics arm and pulls him towards him..... inches from his face.

shadow: you were saying?

sonic: i -um.....

shadow: now theres a good boy........ hehe.

sonic: huh?

sonic notices that shadows face is getting...

in the morning: scourge: mmmmmm so fucking sexy when hes asleep. sonic:zzzzz. scourge kisses sonic on the lips then inserts his tongue in his mouth.

sonic: 0_0 {slaps scourge}
scourge: owch.

sonic: d- did we do it?
scourge: oh we did it alright, we did it so hard that i had to hire a cleaning lady to wash the walls and wash almost eveything our hot bods touched.

sonic:0_0 dear lord. i lost my virginty to my alternate self!

scourge: seems like a fun way to have sex....... put your maid outfit back on.

sonic: what? hell no bitch.

scourge: remember we had a deal.

sonic: and i had a rule that you broke...