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10. Kenny McCormick
Kenny has more to his character than just dying all the time, he's developed a personality now. He deserves to be in the top 10 because he is very caring to his sister, Karen, by using Mysterion to protect her from bullies, and got a job just so he could buy her a doll. I used to not care for him at all, but now he's one of my favorites.

9. Pete
Pete is the goth boy with the red hair. I see more in him than just some faggy goth kid. If he had an episode to himself, it would be very deep and meaningful. He'll do crazy things to make sure things don't go overboard, like sneaking...
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Here is part of the script for tonight's episode. My dad works at MTV studios and he's an editor so he got me a copy of the script so here it goes.

Ext. Kids' SOCCER PRACTICE FIELD -- DAY

A bunch of boys are on the field doing jumping jacks (or some other exercise we can actually animate our boys doing)

Boys
21! 22! 23! 24! 25!
(keep going to go under the rest)

Reverse to show that Cartman is sitting on a little chair in his soccer outfit sipping a water. Behind him we can see some parents in the bleachers. The coach is standing next to Cartman, watching practice, and there's soccer practice equipment...
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SFG- So, guys. Now that you fought over cookies and muffins.
Cartman- Yes we have, Kyle...
Kyle- Shut up! You know you like cookies AND muffins!
SFG- Just, drop it! Alright?
Cartman- Whatever. *crossed arms over chest(if he even can)*
Kyle- So what's the topic this time?
SFG- If you all shut up and listen!
*All grow silent*
SFG- Now the survey question is... Cats or Dogs?
Cartman- Totally dogs! Yes, dogs! Kyle will probably agree with me 'cause he knows I can kick his ass well!
Kyle- No you can't! You can't even punch a pillow!
Cartman- Can too!
SFG- SHUT THE HELL UP YOU TWO! Kyle, what do you answer for...
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posted by SouthParkSmart
The year is 2010, and young Ariel cannot wait for the new South Park episodes to come out. Unable to cope with the wait any longer, Ariel decides to freeze herself for three weeks. But a freak avalanche makes Ariel impossible to find, and so she remains frozen for 500 years.

“Five hundred years in the future. This is terrible!” I cried, looking out a window at the foreign landscape in front of me.
    Schpeck then re-entered the room. “Ariel, we have some good news. We found an old South Park season fourteen DVD box set for you,” he said, holding the brightly colored...
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I'll Do Another South Park Beauty And The Beast Story And This Time It Will Reflect On Clybe (ClydexBebe) So Here's The Cast, I Hope You Like It:
Belle-Bebe
Beast-Damien
Prince-Clyde
Lumiere-Stan
Cogsworth-Butters
Mrs. Potts-Sharon
Chip-Kyle
Gaston-Cartman
Lefou-Kenny
Maurice-Bridon
Babette-Wendy
Stove-Randy
Wardrobe-Liane
Bimbettes-Red, Annie And Lexus
Footstool-Craig
D'Arque-Pip
Hag-Henrietta
Enchantress-Lola
Baker-Token
Bookkeeper-Mr. Garrison
If I Need To Switch Up My Cast For This Story, Please Let Me Know Ahead Of Time!
On Valentine's Day, a young couple have a picnic at the park and when they share their first kiss, a Cupid-mask wearing figure shoots two arrows into their butts. The two are sent to the hospital and the police keep an eye out for anyone with arrows. Later on, Mr. Garrison makes out with his boyfriend and is eventually shot by an arrow in the butt by the figure who stands at the window. The police stand all around town keeping an eye out for anyone who looks suspicous. Soon, everyone in town goes to the town hall to complain about being shot in the butt by a cupid-mask wearing maniac. Since...
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posted by ThreadbareSP
"Charlie"

NOTE: This piece is written in the form of a script. It's rated T for language only. Mr. Garrison speaks for Mr. Hat. Kenny's lines are parenthesized to indicate that they are muffled. This story takes place when the kids are in the third grade.

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The episode starts with the typical shot of South Park Elementary. Inside, the third grade class is crowded around Kenny's desk. He's drinking something out of a small can.

CLASS: Chug! Chug! Chug!

Mr. Garrison walks into the room.

MR. GARRISON: Okay kids, take your seats.

The class ignores him and continues.

CLASS: Chug! Chug!...
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posted by SouthParkSmart
It's all fun and games until Muhammad gets made fun of. You may think I need to attend "Muslim Sensitivity Training" after reading this article, but this is just what I think of the controversy.
The episode of South Park entitled "201" was censored by Comedy Central after the netowork recieved warnings from Muslim groups for the previous episode's depiction of Muhammad.
Yeah, censoring was the safe route to take. But what I don't understand is, how is it okay to show Buddha doing coke and Jesus surfing for porn, but showing Muhammad in a bear costume is a no-no?
South Park is known for making...
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The Story Takes Place Were Eric Haves Revenge On Scott Terrorman Again. But Then "RadioHead" Makes A Special Guest Again But Then Eric Partnered With Professor Chaos. Then Eric Called Radiohead To Come to Farmer Carl Denkins Ranch But Suddently Eric Warned Mr Denkins and Said "OH MR DENKINS IS THAT RADIOHEAD PUTTING ON A LIVE PERFORMENCE TRESSPASSING ON YOUR RANCH" Then He Said "Where So I Can Shoot Them" Then Cartman Said "There " Then Mr. Denkins Said " OH MY GOD STAY OFF MY RANCH" Then After When Radiohead Died Scott Would Never Talk To Eric Ever Again. Then He Would Give Mr Denkins 25 bucks...
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The boys of South Park: Stan, Kenny, Kyle and Cartman
The boys of South Park: Stan, Kenny, Kyle and Cartman
I never truly understood why the utter lack of propriety shown on South Park was so hilarious, until I watched the Season Nine episode titled “Best Friends Forever.” For those unfamiliar with this particular episode, allow me to elucidate.

South Park revolves around four little boys, Cartman, Kyle, Stan and Kenny, who all live in a small Colorado town. On this day, the always indelicate Cartman wakes his mother up bright and early so he can be the first in line to get the new Sony PSP. Unfortunately for Cartman, all the other kids in South Park got up bright and early too, so when he gets...
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In June 2020 The Local Rancher Himself Rancher Bill Geting His Own Official Spin-off In 2020 Creators Trey Parker And Matt Stone reply that production will begin in February Thru June 6th 2020 Paramount Pictures Viacom And Warner Bros and HBO Max Will be on these networks next year.
posted by kawaiibecky128
[South Park Elementary. The kids arrive at the classroom and they all talk. Mr Garrison arrives]

Mr Garrison: Okay, class, take your seats. We have-

[the kids ignore him and they keep ralking]

Mr Garrison: I said take your goddamn seats!!

[the kids stop talking and they sit down]

Mr Garrison: Alright. So as I was saying, we have a new student that will be joining in our class.

Cartman: What? New student?

Butters: Is it a boy?

Clyde: If it is, we can show him how to throw rocks at people's trucks!

All boys: Yeah!

Mr Garrison: Okay! That's enough! Anyways, to answer your question, no. It's not a boy.

Cartman:...
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posted by GenImagination
South Park Spoof

** Scene 1 **

Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Butters are at the bus stop waiting to go to school.

Butters: Hey fellas...I have something to tell you.
Cartman: What is it Butters? Have you been playing with frogs penises again?
Butters: No that was last week...I just found this really cool website called Writers Cafe.
Stan: Is that a place where a bunch of wannabe stoners get on to share poetry?
Butters: Sorta...but that's not what I do. I paid homage to Al Gore there to work up good karma. It's really working.
Kyle: Al Gore is the biggest douche of the universe. I once heard if you said...
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As the four boys woke up they noticed something strange.Stan noticed Shelly wasnt there to call him a turd,Ike wasnt trying to wake up Kyle again,Cartmans mom wasnt there to make breakfast,and like Kenny gave a crap about anything his life was all ready screwed up!"MOM!""WHERE ARE MY WAFFELS AND CHEESY POOFS?!"Cartman found a note on the fridge."We have your mom held somewhere along with your cat""Oh Noooo!" Cartman read more."p.s. we took all your cheesy poofs!" " THOSE SON OF A BITCHES!!!" "THEY CANT BARGE IN HERE AND TAKE ALL OF MY CHEESY POOFS LIKE THAT!!!"I know!" "I bet it was Kyle who...
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The Village Of South Park, Colorado. A Young Girl Named Wendy Lived With Her Inventing Father!
Wendy:Little Town, It's A Quiet Village
Everyday, Like The One Before
Little Town, Full Of Little People
Waking Up To Say.....
Tweek:Bonjour!
Pip:Bonjour!
Bridon:Bonjour!
Lola:Bonjour!
Millie:Bonjour!
Wendy:There Goes The Baker With His Tray Like Always
The Same Old Bread And Rose To Sell
Every Morning Just The Same
Since The Morning That We Came
To This Poor Provencal Town.
Jimmy:Good M-m-Morning, Wendy!
Wendy:Morning, Monsieur!
Jimmy:Where Are You O-o-Off To?
Wendy:The Bookshop! I Just Finished The Most Wonderful...
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posted by dragons0214
Throughout the south park fandom that i have witnessed, I have noticed a pattern. Whenever I ask someone who their favorite south park character is, they always say Kenny, Kyle, and rarely Stan. The thing that I have noticed is that nobody says that Cartman is their favorite character. I think that I have a theory why. Over the years Cartman has shown himself to be more evil, compared to the cartman of the nineties who said some innocent stuff that would have been called rascist if someone older said it. Eventually, viewers like myself ask," How could someone like someone so evil and heartless?" Because of this, people change their favorite character to someone with higher morals, like Kenny, Stan, or my favorite, Kyle. I know that My love for Kyle might explain why I think this way of Cartman, but I wanted to throw this into the air.Also, I'm not saying that I hate people whoCartman is their favorite character.
posted by ThreadbareSP
"Charlie

This is the third and final part of "Charlie," but the end of this just marks the end of the first "episode" of "The Charlie Arc."

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Kyle, Stan, Ike, and Charlie are sitting on the floor in Kyle's room when Mrs. Broflovski (Sheila) knocks on the door and peeks in.

SHEILA: Kyle, sweetie, can I talk to you for a minute?

KYLE: Mo-om!

SHEILA: Now, Kyle!

They walk into the hall. Stan shrugs at Charlie. Ike crawls into her lap.

IKE: Kyle.

SHEILA: Kyle, I don't think I'm comfortable with you playing with your new friend.

KYLE: Why not?

SHEILA: Well, he's dirty and bruised… Did he get in a fight...
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10.) You can see a screencap and instantly name the episode it's from.

9.) When watching a new episode you can tell which characters are voiced by Matt and which are voiced by Trey.

8.) you understand every word Kenny says.

7.) You own the movie on more then one format

6.) You talk like Terrance and Phillip whenever you see a Canadian.

7.) you know Ike's birth name

6.) You know what "Time Warped" is.

5.) You have a youtube account filled with South Park videos, your user icon is your fan made character and you are currantly a character in a fan made South Park spin-off.

4.) You were so exited when...
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posted by SilverFanGirl
SFG- *smacks forehead* I'm sick of these stupid questions...
Kyle- OMG! Cartman, what did you ask?!!?
Cartman- Me?!?! how about you!
SFG- No, guys. Here's the question: YouTube or not?
Cartman and kyle- YES! *turn to each other* HEY!
SFG- *smacks forhead again* I'm REALLY sick of these two...
Cartman- Hey, hey Micks!
SFG- *sighs* What?Cartman- What did you say to Kyle the other day?
SFG- nothing. I just asked him to answer the questions honestly. Now, I want resoning in this answer. Cartman, why do you say yes to YouTube?
Cartman- It may be a pain, like Kyle, but its useful, unlike Kyle.
Kyle- .....-_-...
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posted by lilylove89
South Park is an American animated sitcom created by Trey Parker and Matt Stone for the Comedy Central television network. Intended for mature audiences, the show has become famous for its crude language, surreal, satirical, and dark humor that lampoons a wide range of topics. The ongoing narrative revolves around four boys—Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, Eric Cartman and Kenny McCormick—and their bizarre adventures in and around the titular Colorado town. In the 2004 documentary The 100 Greatest Cartoons, South Park was placed at #3, just behind The Simpsons and Tom and Jerry. South Park...
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