“Come on! Come on!” I whined as I flipped through the shows on my TV. “Oh for the love of God, how much longer!?”
“Are you still waiting for the new South Park episodes?” asked my mom, entering my room.
“Mom, you don’t understand! I’ve been waiting for the second half of season fourteen to come out for five months now,” I said. “Every day time is slowing down. It’s like…waiting for Christmas…times a thousand.”
“You’re just going to have to be patient until October sixth,” my mom told me...
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