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What the gang may look like if they were real

added by adultswimperson

A real life version of the gang if they were real, as well as they're parents.

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kenny

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real life

awesome

cool

funny

byisonn, axldoune and 2 others like this

kylelover kinda creepie

"Charlie" (Part 1)

posted by ThreadbareSP

"Charlie"

NOTE: This piece is written in the form of a script. It's rated T for language only. Mr. Garrison speaks for Mr. Hat. Kenny's lines are parenthesized to indicate that they are muffled. This story takes place when the kids are in the third grade.

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The episode starts with the typical shot of South Park Elementary. Inside, the third grade class is crowded around Kenny's desk. He's drinking something out of a small can.

CLASS: Chug! Chug! Chug!

Mr. Garrison walks into the room.

MR. GARRISON: Okay kids, take your seats.

The class ignores him and continues.

CLASS: Chug! Chug!...

Top 20 Times Cartman Got What He Deserved on South Park

added by jlhfan624

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WatchMojo

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South Park - Whale Whores - Fuck you whale and dolphin

added by Irina92

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whale whores

japanese

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cartman as a girl

added by wetts2

Source: me and http://www.sp-studio.de/

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Slip 'N' Slide

added by lilslim6363

Source: South Park

4

Craig and Tweek

added by xrayana

1

Team Craig

added by Chibi-Chipette

1

Cartman disguised as Bane

added by OpreviousMan

Cartman gets angry that Home Security didn't satisfy him, so he dresses up like Bane in a parody of the plane hijacking scene from The Dark Knight Rises

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dark knight rises

randy

gun

Revenge

season 16

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South Park Opening Theme Japanese Dub

added by AWarnerS

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japanese

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theme

opening

2

Randy Marsh as Steamy Ray Vaughn

added by star1996

video

south park

funny

stans dad

1

UGHH TO MUCH BABIES!

added by INVADERTAKFAN2

Source: Me

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Kick me! XD

added by urumica

Source: Me, cause I drew it :P

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South park

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Source: Tumblr

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Butter

added by Nitaras17

Source: sp studio

Us As SouthPark Characters

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2

sp halloween!!

added by Irina92

4

Southpark

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Southpark

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Dogs VS Cats with Cartman's moves...O.o

posted by SilverFanGirl

SFG- So, guys. Now that you fought over cookies and muffins.
Cartman- Yes we have, Kyle...
Kyle- Shut up! You know you like cookies AND muffins!
SFG- Just, drop it! Alright?
Cartman- Whatever. *crossed arms over chest(if he even can)*
Kyle- So what's the topic this time?
SFG- If you all shut up and listen!
*All grow silent*
SFG- Now the survey question is... Cats or Dogs?
Cartman- Totally dogs! Yes, dogs! Kyle will probably agree with me 'cause he knows I can kick his ass well!
Kyle- No you can't! You can't even punch a pillow!
Cartman- Can too!
SFG- SHUT THE HELL UP YOU TWO! Kyle, what do you answer for...

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Muffins VS Cookies...Dun Dun...

posted by SilverFanGirl

SilverFanGirl: Hey fans of South Park, I'm here with everyone from South Park. Now, I have a question for you guys.
Cartman: Yes...
SFG(SilverFanGirl): Its for all of you.
Cartman: okay...
Stan: -_-
SFG: Muffins or...
Cartman: Spit it out ur Goddamn mouth already!!
SFG: Or Cookies?
Stan: I saw muffins.
Cartman: No you ass-hole, Muffins!
Kenny: mememememe (I have a bad feeling about this...)
SFG: Oh....
Stan: Shut your fucking mouth Cartman! You know Cookies beat Muffins any damn day!
Cartman: I'm gonna kick your ass!
Stan: Is that a bet?
SFG: Guys, guys, chill!
Cartman: No! *points at SFG* Shut your damn mouth now...
SFG: Are you third graders?
Stan: Fuck you, Cartman! Shove this Cookie down your fucking throat! *holds up a cookie*
Cartman: Shove this damn muffin down your fucking throat!
Both: *shoves Cookie/Muffin down throat*
Both: Fuck!
Stan: MUFFINS!
Cartman: COOKIES!!
SFG: Oh Shit...