You say you've got no emotion, but I know that can't be true
'Cuz I see the way you look at me when you think I can't see you
Just put your hand in mine and we'll kiss all night long
Oh, why won't you be my Vulcan lover?
Don't you raise an eyebrow at me
Just be my Vulcan lover
I think your pointy ears are sexy
Be my Vulcan lover
If you don't believe me, try a mind meld and I think you'll see
That I really want you
To be my Vulcan lover
I'll help you out every seven years when it's time to go through pon farr
We won't have to take you to Vulcan when your behavior gets bizarre
Your higher body temperature...
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