
SpongeBob: [slides into the bathroom] Oh, Gary, I don't feel like myself.
Gary: Meow.
SpongeBob: Don't be silly, Gary. I don't get colds. I get the suds.
Gary: Meow?
SpongeBob: No, Gary. If I had the suds, I'd have bubbles coming outta me. [sneezes, then pink bubbles come out of him then he moans exhaustingly]
Gary: Meow.
SpongeBob: I can't get the suds, [sniffles] because then I'll have to miss work! [puts his underwear over his mouth and nose then sneezes. Pink bubbles come out again]
Gary: Meow.
SpongeBob: No, Gary. I like wearing my underwear like this. [turns around and has two bubbles representing his butt cheeks. Each one pops]
Gary: Meow.
SpongeBob: I'm not sick. I'm going to work

Crying about the mermaids together
The Next Morning
*knock knock*
Spongebob:Who Is It?
Hazal:It's me!
*answers door*
Spongebob:Hi!
Hazal:Hey
Spongebob:the Jellyfish convention is still in town, wana go?
Hazal:sure!
~*~*~*~*
So they went. But Plankton was also ploting another sceme
Plankton:hehehe
Karen:What now Plankton are you choking on your own spit again?
Plankton:no not again, I KIDNAPPED THE POWERPUFF GIRLS Z!!!
Karen:why don't you also kidnap the Powerpuff Girls?
Plankton:Oh yeah
Later
Plankton:now i'll do my same plan as yesterday and rule the world!!!! ALL HAIL PLANKTON!!!
meanwhile
Spongebob:hey! where'd she go? maybe Plankton got her again, COME ON PATRICK
~*~*~*~*
OH NO!!!
All girls:mmmph! mmph!
SpongeBob:at least i know more Karate hiya! *karate chops rope*
Powerpuff girls and Powerpuff girls Z:we will take it from here
Spongebob:OK! we are gonna go back to the Jellyfishing Convention
Narrator: well, that was nice
*knock knock*
Spongebob:Who Is It?
Hazal:It's me!
*answers door*
Spongebob:Hi!
Hazal:Hey
Spongebob:the Jellyfish convention is still in town, wana go?
Hazal:sure!
~*~*~*~*
So they went. But Plankton was also ploting another sceme
Plankton:hehehe
Karen:What now Plankton are you choking on your own spit again?
Plankton:no not again, I KIDNAPPED THE POWERPUFF GIRLS Z!!!
Karen:why don't you also kidnap the Powerpuff Girls?
Plankton:Oh yeah
Later
Plankton:now i'll do my same plan as yesterday and rule the world!!!! ALL HAIL PLANKTON!!!
meanwhile
Spongebob:hey! where'd she go? maybe Plankton got her again, COME ON PATRICK
~*~*~*~*
OH NO!!!
All girls:mmmph! mmph!
SpongeBob:at least i know more Karate hiya! *karate chops rope*
Powerpuff girls and Powerpuff girls Z:we will take it from here
Spongebob:OK! we are gonna go back to the Jellyfishing Convention
Narrator: well, that was nice

kidnapped!

kidnapped!

"At least i know Karate! hiya!"

"OW!'
Spongebob:you look pretty
Hazal:thanks
Patrick:and you do to!!
Me:Thanks!
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~~*~**~~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~**~*~*~*~~*~*~*
uh oh! it's Plankton
Plankton:looks like that fool and his tubby friend have girlfriends.. well after the prom i'll kidnap them, kill spongebob and tubby, AND RULE THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!!!!!
later
SB AND P:girls??? uh oh!
Patrick:hey spongebob, weren't the powerpuff girls Z in town
Spongebob:yeah, and they still are!
Patrick:then let's call them
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~~~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~~**~~*~*~*~*~
Blossom:girls look
Spongebob:hi PLEASE HELP!!!
Blossom:let's transform!!
*after they transformed*
POW!
Plankton:ow.
Pow!
Plankton:OW.
Pow!
plankton:OOWW
BOOOOOOOOOMMM!!!
pLANKTON:fine take your girly girls back
YAY!!!!

"OW!"

ow!

ow!

the real and the fake
Gary:meow >:(
Spongebob:I GOT IT GARY! i'll dress up as patrick's therapest Mr. FishMan and take him to "thearapy"
Gary;MEOW!!
Spongebob:there gary! happy?
Gary:*eats everything in one bite and in a few seconds burps*
later
Spongebob:*knocks on door*
Mrs Star:*opens door* hello! uh.. who are you again?
Spongebob:*changes voice* i am patrick's tharapest Mr. Fishman
Mrs Star:oh right! *to patrick* Patrick! Mr. Fishman is here!
Patrick:great! now i get to leave!
Spongebob:*quickley* thanks bye! *door closes*
Patrick:yo fishman!
Spongebob:*goes back to normal voice* patrick it's me
Patrick:so?
Spongebob:so i'm gonna take you home
Patrick:really? thanks spongebob!
Spongebob no problem buddy, now back home i've got a big suprise!
Patrick:Yay!
*back at patrick's rock*
PPG, PPGZ, Hazal and Arjin:SUPRISE!!! WELCOME BACK PAT!!
the next chapter is called: SB and P's best rainy day adventure ever! (based on a PPG episode)

welcome back pat!




Spongebob-17
Patrick-18
Sandy-26
Mrs. Puff-32
Mr. Krabs-48
Gary-idk Like 5 in snail years
Old Man Jenkins-80s or 90s
Squidward-28
So yeah I may be missing someone....I don't know if I am tell me but this article was made at midnight so I'm sleepy. And friends shouldn't let friends write articles drunk.
...
Oh! I forgot Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy.
*ahem*
Mermaid Man-80s or 90s
Barncle Boy-70s or 80s

Spongebob is the most sweetest sponge in the deep blue sea. His best Buddy Patrick is not the smartest person in the sea, but he is very strong in can but used as a body guard.
His real friends are Mr. Krabs, Sandy, and Patrick even though he has other friends, but they always have each other back.
His years as a fry cook makes me wonder why he didn't move on, but the krusty krab will be nothing without him. Even though Plantkon tries to steal the kraby patty formula so that his buisness can be up in runinng, but i love the way the Chum bucket is, a dump.
Spongebob is a very turthful person to everyone. In will do anything to help anyone. Even though Squidward doesn't like him because he is cheerful in laughs alot, doesn't mean to be rude in slam the door in his face, in throwing him out the window.
His real friends are Mr. Krabs, Sandy, and Patrick even though he has other friends, but they always have each other back.
His years as a fry cook makes me wonder why he didn't move on, but the krusty krab will be nothing without him. Even though Plantkon tries to steal the kraby patty formula so that his buisness can be up in runinng, but i love the way the Chum bucket is, a dump.
Spongebob is a very turthful person to everyone. In will do anything to help anyone. Even though Squidward doesn't like him because he is cheerful in laughs alot, doesn't mean to be rude in slam the door in his face, in throwing him out the window.

spongebob and friends

"*sob* Oh Gary!"
Spongebob:*sob*oh Gary!
Gary:Meow? (What Now?)
Spongebob:I have a crush on this girl in school and I have 2 more days to choose a date for the prom and... I'M EMBARRESED! *SOBS MORE*
Gary:Meow Meow Meow Meow Moew mOEW Moew (why don't you look at her profile online and see what she likes)
Spongebob:GOOD IDEA GARY!! *zooms to computer*
Spongebob:here we go! now let's see, *gasp* she likes jellyfishing! wow! now let's see for Patrick's crush! her too!!! wow! this is exiting!*calls patrick*
Patrick:*while crying* hello?
Spongebob: Patrick! the girls both like Jellyfishing! and the jellyfishing convention is today! maybe if we take them there, we can ask them and they'll love us!
Patrick:great idea!!!
Will the idea work? check out next time!

"*while crying* hello?
Okay spongebob and sandy have been friends for a long time but there are some rumours that spongebob is dating sandy and i found out it was not true spongebob does not want a girlfriend he just wants to be friends with sandy thats all so SPONGEBOB AND SANDY ARE NOT A COUPLE PEOPLE it's a lie!!!!! and spongebob can make his own desicions if he doesnt like like sandy he just likes her as a friend and i'm okay with that how bout you guys well if you are please comment on this article + i hope you like it i respect spongebob in any way

He's been on T.V for only about 19 years now and he has been giving me more and more inspiration and some quotation studies.Spongebob became the very first Nicktoon to ever win more than one Nickelodeon's Kids Choice Awards in one setting.And as a reward.I would like to give Spongebob a 5 out of 5 stars and a perfect 10.
Well,that's all the time I have to tell you...
Catch you all next time,bye.

NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!