Here are the top five Stanley Quotes

Stanley Hudson - "I wake up every morning in a bed that’s too small, drive my daughter to a school that’s too expensive and then I go to work to a job for which I get paid too little. But on Pretzel Day? Well, I like Pretzel Day…"

Stanley Hudson - "That little girl is a child! I don’t want to see you sniffing around her anymore this afternoon, do you understand? Boy have you lost your mind? Cuz I’ll help you find it! Whatchoo looking for? Ain’t nobody out there can help you! Jesus can come through that door and he’s not gonna help you if you...