Miss Tutweiller: Bailey, I'd let you stay; but unfortunately we don't have a cabin to put you in.
Zack: She can stay in my room. I'm willing to take one for the team.
Miss Tutweiller: I meant, a girl's cabin. Every girl has a roommate.
London: Except for me!
Bailey: Oh, London. Thank you. Thank you.
Moseby: London, so nice of you to share your room with Bailey.
London: I wasn't offering! I was gloating! Stupid Sea School!
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Bailey: I want to stay here and be your BFF! (hugs London)
London: Get O-F-F.
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Mr. Moseby: [reading a letter from London] "Dear Moseby,
I'm going off the boat to an island because no one listens to me and no one cares about me.
P.S. Please send all my luggage to my Daddy's villa on Parrot Island even though that's not where I'm going.
London."
Mr.Moseby: [on cell phone] Yes, Captain, I want you to turn this ship around right away. We're missing a student. Well, here's why you should care: that student is London Tipton! [boat tips far to the side]
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Bailey: Look! Where did that little piggy come from?
Woody:That's what the doctor said when he saw my extra toe.
Bailey: [to the pig] Are you stuck? Here, I have something for you. You like nuts? [picking up a rope lying on the ground] Oh, this rope will work like a leash. There. Aw, he's so sweet. He reminds me of my--
Zack: Breakfast?
Cody: Football?
Bailey: Y'all hush up! He reminds me of my pet pig from back on the farm. Sir Snorts-a-Lot and I were best friends. Then one day I woke up and he wasn't there any more. I got really worried. But Mama told me he moved to the big city.
Bus boy: I swiped this card and the machine just laughed. Ha-ha. Seriously though, you've maxed out your card.
Cody: You used up all the money on your card?
Zack: No, I used up all the money on your card. I maxed out mine yesterday.
Bus boy: Then this is yours. [cutting up the card] Is it a snowflake? Is it a butterfly? No.
Cody: You took my card?
Zack: Well, you left it lying around.
Cody: It was in my wallet! Under my pillow, guarded by Mister Snuggle Bear.
Zack: Well, he didn't put up much of a fight.
Cody: Zack, that was all of the money we had for food for the entire semester!
Zack: Well, why didn't you tell me that before I took your card? Cody, are you coming to give me a hug? [looks scared] Maybe not.