..carry on my wayward son..
-OH IT HAS BEEN AN ACTION PACKED YEAR HASN’T IT?!
- ANYONE ELSE ALREADY FEELING A LITTLE ;______; THAT THE SUPPOSED ‘PEACE WHEN YOU ARE DONE’ SEEMS MORE OF A DISTANT DREAM THAN EVER BEFORE? OH BOYS.
PS: WRITERS – THERE HAD BETTER BE PEACE AND HAPPY ENDINGS WHEN ALL IS SAID AND DONE!
- CHUCK! AND ZACHARIAH! AND CASTIEL! HI GUYS, ARE YOU READY FOR YOUR FIRST EVER SPN SEASON FINALE?! BUCKLE YOUR SEAT BELTS, IT’S GONNA BE A BUMPY RIDE!
- AH! NO! SAY IT AIN’T SO, I’VE BEEN SURVIVING THE PAST WEEK UNDER THE ASSUMPTION THAT 4.21 WAS JUST A REALLY BAD DREAM, BUT NO! SAMMY REALLY LEFT! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! WHY SAM?! WHY?!?!?!
- *G* NICE TIMING OF THE MUSIC AND THE FINAL SLAMMING OF THE DOOR *APPLAUDS SHOW AND IT’S EDITING PEOPLE*
- OOOOH, A 1972 FLASHBACK? WHAT WHAT WHAT IS THIS? THIS IS HIGHLY OUT OF THE ORDINARY, WHEN IN THE WHOLE HISTORY OF EVER HAVE WE HAD A FLASHBACK WITHOUT OUR BOYS?!?!
- WOW, THAT THERE IS A WHOLE LOTTA DEMON. IT’S AZAZEL RIGHT? TELL ME IT’S HIM!
- “THY KINGDOM COME, BLAH BLAH BLAH”
HEE!
- “LOOKING FOR OUR FATHER”
AWWWW, POOR GUY HAS DADDY ISSUES
- D= WHY THE SPOT WHERE HIS CAGE DOOR OPENS?! THERE WILL BE NO OPENING OF CAGE DOORS DAMMIT!
- OH THAT WAS MEAN!
- LUCIFER! I DON’T KNOW IF I’VE MENTIONED IT YET OR REALLY MADE IT CLEAR, BUT THE FACT THAT LUCIFER HIMSELF IS THE ULTIMATE BAD GUY HAS ME SO \O/\O/\O/\O/\O/\O/\O/\O/\O/\O/\O/ YOU WOULDN’T BELIEVE IT! I MEAN WHAT AN AWESOME AWESOME IDEA! WHAT AN EPIC STORY FOR US TO FOLLOW! HOW CAN ANYONE NOT BE MADLY IN LOVE WITH THE MYTH ARC THIS SEASON?!
- “I’M GONNA BUILD ME A NUN FACTORY”
LOL I LOVE IT! ALSO, WHY IS IT ALWAYS THE NUNS?! POOR GALS!!!
- IT IS AZAZEL!!!! YAY!!!!!!!!!!!! HI THERE DUDE! HOWS IT GOING?! WHAT’S IT LIKE BEING DEAD?! AND FUCK YEAH I KNEW HIS ENDGAME WAS LUCIFER I KNEW IT!!!! I TRIED TO TELL YOU SAMFANS WITH ALL YOUR “BUT HE’S DOING A GOOD THING WITH HIS POWERS” I TRIED TO TELL YOU HE’S PLAYING RIGHT INTO AZAZEL’S HANDS, BUT NO NO NO YOU WOULDN’T LISTEN! BUT LOOK! IT’S AZAZEL! AND HE WANTS TO FREE LUCIFER TOO!!!!!!!!!!!
- AH, YE OLDE NUN!MASSACRE. EVIL BLOKES REALLY DO LOVE KILLING NUNS. IT’S A DANGEROUS LINE OF WORK Y’KNOW!
- I’M CONVINCED THIS IS NOT WHOLLY ACCURATE THOUGH. NUNS ARE SCARY, HAVE YOU EVER MET A NUN? THOSE CHICKS WOULD RALLY TOGETHER AND BEAT THE HOLY HELL OUT OF ANY MAN WHO TRIED TO LOCK THEM IN A ROOM AND MASSACRE THEM!
- YES, HAI ANGEL STATUE. AS IF WE NEEDED A REMINDER OF THE MAGNITUDE OF FAIL THE ANGELS HAVE ACHEIVED THIS YEAR AND ALL THE TIME BEFORE THAT.
- SAMMY! SAMMY REALLY, YOU’RE CHOOSING TO RIDE TO THE EPIC FINAL BATTLE IN THAT CAR?! YOU PICKED THAT CAR OVER THE IMPALA?! FORGET RUBY AND DEAN, HOW COULD YOU PICK ANY CAR OVER THE METALLICAR?!?!?!
- RUBY! DAMMIT ALL WOMAN I WANTED YOU TO BE GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- YES DEAN WAS RIGHT TO SAY WHAT HE SAID! *SMACKS SAMMY UPSIDE THE HEAD IN THE HOPES OF KNOCKING SOME SENSE INTO HIM*
- “I’VE CHANGED. FOR GOOD.”
OH SAMMY, THERE HAS TO BE A WAY TO SAVE YOU! PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!
- DEAN! OH DEAN, WHERE IS THAT HUG I ORDERED FOR YOU?! DAMMIT WHAT’S TAKING SO LONG, PEOPLE WHY THE HELL HAVEN’T YOU GIVEN HIM HIS HUG YET?!?!?!
- BOBBY!!!!!!!!!! HI BOBBY!
- “DON’T MAKE ME GET MY GUN BOY”
AH BOBBY, YOU KNOW THE WINCHESTERS HAVE CALLED YOUR BLUFF! YOU LOVE ‘EM WAY TOO MUCH FOR THAT!
- DEAN YOU CAN’T JUST LET SAM GO! YOU HAVE TO HUNT HIM DOWN, KICK HIS ASS, KILL RUBY AND DRAG HIM BACK KICKING AND SCREAMING! BELIEVE ME HE’LL THANK YOU FOR IT IN THE VERY VERY LONG RUN!
- OH DEAN, YOU’VE BEEN GROUND INTO A TINY DEAN FLAVORED STICKY PASTE THIS SEASON. FIND SAM! STOP HIM! DON’T GIVE UP NOW!!!
- “DEJA VU ALL OVER AGAIN”
OH DEAN, YOU MAKE SUCH PRETTY FACES OF WOE.
- PS – I’VE FOUND THE LOOPHOLE IN DEAN’S WHOLE “YOU WALK OUT THAT DOOR DON’T YOU EVER COME BACK” THING! SEE, WHY THE HELL WOULD SAM EVER GO BACK TO THAT HOTEL AFTER THEY TRASHED THE HONEYMOON SUITE?! DEAN WAS TALKING ABOUT THE HOTEL, NOT THEM!
- DAMMIT DEAN, I KNOW SAMMY IS A PAIN IN THE ASS SOMETIMES, BUT HE’S YOUR BROTHER! BROTHERS ARE MEANT TO BE PAINS IN THE ASS, BELIEVE ME I KNOW! BUT THAT DOESN’T MEAN YOU CAN EVER STOP PICKING UP THEIR MESS AND SUPPORTING THEM!
- “I’M NOT EVEN SURE IF HE’S STILL MY BROTHER ANYMORE”
GAH. *CLUTCHES HEART* DON’T YOU GO BREAKING ON ME YET, WE’VE GOT A LONG WAY TO GO!
- “IF HE EVER WAS”
OH DEAN OF COURSE HE WAS! THAT’S WHY YOU HAVE TO SAVE HIM!!!!!
- WHOA BOBBY, EASY ON THE TEMPER THERE!
- “PRINCESS”
HEEEEE!!!!!
- *GASP!*
OH NO YOU DID NOT JUST DISS PAPA WINCHESTER!
- BUT YES! DEAN IS A GOOD MAN DAMMIT!
- WHAT?! WHAT?! OOOOH, WHAT? BOBBY’S HOUSE HAS HAD AN INSTANT MAKEOVER! (SHUT UP, THAT’S MY STORY AND I’M STICKING WITH IT!)
- CASTIEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HI ANGEL!!!! HI!!!! HOW ARE YOU?!?!?! I KNOW THIS MAY BE A BAD TIME WITH THE IMMINENT APOCALYPSE AND ALL, BUT WE LOVE YOU CAS! YOUR COSMIC RAYS OF AWESOME HAVE MADE THIS SEASON THE BEST EVER! BUT BE CAREFUL NOW, SEASON FINALES ARE DANGEROUSLY BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH!!!
- WHY SO SAD CAS? HE LOOKS LIKE A KICKED PUPPY! ZACHARIAH IF YOU’VE BEEN KICKING THAT PUPPY WE’RE GONNA HAVE TO HAVE A SERIOUS TALK.
- EXCUSE ME NURSE? I THINK YOU MISSED THE TURNING FOR THE BABY ROOM.
- BWAH! OKAY SAMMY THIS IS YOUR FINAL REPRIEVE OKAY? THIS IS THE LAST TIME I EVER APPROVE OF YOUR POWERS, BECAUSE DAMN IF IT ISN’T AWESOME TO SEE THE DEMONS TAKEN BY SURPRISE FOR ONCE!
- YES, TIS A PRETTY PRETTY ROOM ISN’T IT DEAN?
- OOH MAGICAL BURGERS AND BEER! NICE!
- “HELLO DEAN. YOU’RE LOOKING FIT”?!
FIT?!
ZACHARIAH, STOP HITTING ON OUR BOY!!!
- “SUITE LIFE OF ZACH AND CAS”
HEE!
- LOLOLOL CURIOUS!ANGELS AND DEAN TRYING TO EXPLAIN, OH DEAN, HAVEN’T YOU LEARNED THAT LESSON YET?!
- OKAY SERIOUSLY ZACH, LOCKING DEAN UP IN A SWANKY SAFEHOUSE AND PROVIDING HIM WITH HIS ABSOLUTE FAVOURITE BURGERS?
ADMIT IT, THIS IS A DATE.
YOU LIIIIKE HIM!
- BWAH! OMG ZACH IS A PIMP!
- WHAT? DEAN TURNING DOWN BEAUTIFUL WOMEN? WHAT IS THIS MADNESS?! OMG THE APOCALYPSE IS REALLY COMING!!!!!
- ZACH ALLOW ME TO TRANSLATE DEAN!SPEAK FOR YOU:
“STOP FLIRTING WITH ME YOU CRAZY SONOFABITCH AND TELL ME WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!”
- ONLY ONE SEAL LEFT! IT REALLY IS TIME!
- OUCH, BELOW THE BELT ZACH! GO STAND IN THE CORNER!
- AHHH THE AGE OLD QUESTION, HOW CAN LILITH BREAK THE FINAL SEAL? IS THIS ALL A BIG SETUP? IF ZACH IS SPINNING THE SAME STORY AS RUBY ARE THEY BOTH EVIL OR BOTH GOOD? OR BOTH MISINTERPRETING THINGS?
- AH THE ANGELS DON’T KNOW WHERE. BUT WE DO, DON’T WE FOLKS!
- YES! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, WHAT THE HELL IS DEAN’S JOB?! DAMMIT ALL, WHAT THE EVER LOVING FUCK ARE YOU ASKING OF HIM?!
- “HAVE FAITH”
ORDERING ONE REALITY CHECK FOR MR ZACHARIAH!
- “OBEY”
FIRST FLIRTING, NOW DOMINATING. GIVE IT UP ZACH, YOU’LL NEVER HAVE HIM!
- AWWW, POOR CAS AND HIS GUILTY LOOK OF GUILT ABOUT MAKING DEAN SWEAR OBEDIENCE.
- AH, YE WARME CRACKLYNG FYRE.
- AND YE DEMON MAKING HIGHLY QUESTIONABLE NOISES AND MOVEMENTS. THAT PROBABLY WASN’T MEANT TO BE AS FUNNY AS IT LOOKS!
- AH SAM, YOU’RE BEING ALL CREEPY AND EVIL AGAIN MY BOY. AND SMUG. CREEPY AND EVIL I CAN HANDLE, BUT STOP BEING SMUG!
- Y’KNOW SAM, I THINK DEAN WAS SCARIER WHEN HE WAS TORTURING FOLKS.
- YAY DEAN CALLING SAM! DEAN MAKING THE FIRST MOVE, YET AGAIN, BECAUSE HE LOVES HIS BROTHER! YAY DEAN!
- OH DEAN, APOLOGISING AGAIN! <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
- I HOPE THE MESSAGE GOT THROUGH! WHY DO I GET THE FEELING ZACH WILL HAVE BLOCKED IT?!
- ALSO, LOL AT THE RANDOM HARP ^_________^
- ALSO ALSO, SAMMY I HATE TO BREAK IT TO YA KIDDO BUT YOUR TORTURE SCENE WAS NOWHERE NEAR AS COOL AS DEAN’S =P
- OKAY THAT’S ONE TEAM ON THE WAY TO THE BIG SHOWDOWN! GO TEAM RUBY! I MEAN TEAM SAM! EVEN THOUGH RUBY IS TOTALLY WEARING THE TROUSERS IN THIS RELATIONSHIP!
- ALSO LOL BRINGING THE DEMON NURSE ALONG FOR A SNACK, ARE YOU SERIOUS? COME ON WOMAN!
- “YOU JUST CAN’T TRUST ANYONE THESE DAYS”
NO KIDDING!
- OOOOH, NICE ONE DEMON!NURSE! HAND OVER TO THE REAL NURSE! SAMMY NEEDS A GOOD OLD FASHIONED GUILT TRIP!
- OOOH, FLASHBACK TIME AGAIN! HI AZAZEL!!!!!!!!! HOW ARE YOU! MAN IT’S GOOD TO SEE A GOOD OLD FASHIONED EVIL SCHEMING MENACING MURDERING VILLAIN AGAIN!
- HEE! AZAZEL PRAYING TO LUCIFER! I LIKE IT!
- O____O LUCIFER! LUCIFER TALKING THROUGH A DEAD NUN! *FLAILTY FLAIL!*
- AZAZEL WANTED TO BUST LILITH OUT! AND AZAZEL HAS TO FIND A CHILD! A SAMMY SHAPED CHILD! I KNEW IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- “WHAT’S BLACK AND WHITE AND RED ALL OVER”
WELL I THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY! OH SAMMY IF YOU’RE GONNA GO DARKSIDE, AT LEAST TRY AND DEVELOP THE TRADITIONAL SNARKY AND SLIGHTLY DISTURBING SENSE OF HUMOUR!
- OOOH, SO RUBY MY GAL, SHE WHO WAS ALL WILLING AND READY TO FOLLOW SAM BACK IN S3 BUT NOT LILITH (AND WHY NOT HUH? WE NOW KNOW THEY’RE WORKING FOR THE SAME GOAL! HELL AZAZEL BUSTED LILITH OUT! SAMMY MY BOY YOU ARE DUMB, DUMB DUMB DUMB DUMB DUMB AS A VERY DUMB THING. POSSIBLY DUMBER.) RUBY WOULD YOU CARE TO EXPLAIN? SAM MAY BE TOO DUMB TO PUT THE PIECES TOGETHER BUT I’M NOT! I WANT ANSWERS DAMMIT!
- GOOD BOY SAMMY! LET THE NURSE GO! EXORCISE THE DEMON AND LET THE NURSE GO!!!
- OH SAMMY, SAMMY WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?! STOP IT SAM! SAM YOU CRAZY SONOFABITCH! SAM TWO WRONGS DON’T MAKE A RIGHT!!!
- MEANWHILE, IN THE HEAVENLY SAFE HOUSE, DEAN COMMITS RANDOM ACTS OF VANDALISM. DEAN ILU AND YOUR REBELLIOUS WAYS!
- LOLOLOLOL HI CASTIEL!!! LOOK AT THAT ADORABLY CONFUZZLED FACE! AND DEAN’S EQUALLY ADORABLE “WHOOPS!” FACE! WHY SO ADORABLE BOYS?!
- AND YAY FOR DEAN ASKING TO SEE CASTIEL! AGAIN!
- AW, DEAN ASKING A FAVOUR AND CAS TELLING HIM HE CAN HAVE ANYTHING? I LOVE HOW SHAMELESSLY ALL OUR ANGELS ARE TRYING TO SEDUCE HIM ALL OF A SUDDEN! 8D
- ALSO, HEE! CAS IS THE ONE ASKING QUESTIONS FOR A CHANGE!
- “JUST MAKE IT SNAPPY”
SO DEMANDING! ILU DEAN!
- OH CAS I LOVE YOU, BUT IF DEAN FINDS OUT YOU LET SAM LOOSE HE’S GONNA KICK YOUR ANGELIC ASS, AND WE'LL ALL LET HIM.
- AHEM, SCUSE ME, HAVING A SHIPPY MOMENT HERE.......
- OH NOW CAS, WHY WOULDN’T YOU WANT DEAN TO SEE SAM HUH? AND WHY PRESS THE POINT OF WHAT HAPPENED LAST TIME? AND WHY OH WHY DO YOU LOOK SO SURPRISED THAT DEAN WANTS TO TALK TO SAM?
- NO?! NO?!?!?! *DUCKS DEAN’S IMMINENT TEMPER*
- BWAH! LOOK AT CASTIEL’S AWKWARD LOOK OF AWKWARDNESS. “YOU CAN GO ANYWHERE YOU WANT. EXCEPT THERE.”
NOW WHY CAN’T DEAN SEE SAM HUH? HUH?!
- HEEEE! THIS IS SUCH A CUTE FIGHT! “I WANNA TAKE A WALK” “FINE, I’LL GO WITH YOU” OH BOYS! SO ADORABLE!
- “THROUGH WHAT DOOR?”
SO THAT PART WHERE DEAN ISN’T TRAPPED HERE, THAT WAS PRETTY MUCH A LIE, HUH CAS?
- AH RUBY, I STILL LOVE YOU!
- YES SAMMY, DEAN WAS RIGHT, OKAY! YOUR POWERS ARE SCREWY AND WRONG!
- OH DEAN BE SERIOUS, YOU DON’T ACTUALLY THINK YOU CAN ESCAPE DO YOU?! I MEAN COME ON MAN, EVEN IF YOU DID BUST OUT OF THAT ROOM, YOU’D PROBABLY FIND YOURSELF ON SOME TIBETAN GOAT FARM.
- ZACH! HI BUDDY, HOWS IT GOING?! HEY, NOTICE HOW DEAN DIDN’T KNOW HE WAS THERE? ZACHARIAH IS FAR MORE STEALTHY THAN CAS APPARENTLY!
- AH DEAN, THANK GOD ONE OF THE WINCHESTERS HAS HIS LOGICAL THINKING CAP ON! THE NUMBER OF TIMES HE’S ALMOST DIED THIS YEAR, AND NOW THE ANGELS WANT TO KEEP HIM SAFE? COME ON! NOW IF ONLY SAM COULD HAVE THE SAME LOGICAL THINKING PROCESS ABOUT RUBY, HIS POWERS, AZAZEL ETC. GRANTED THERE’S A LOT MORE TO CONSIDER, BUT COME ON SAM! GET A GRIP!
- BWAH! LOVE DEAN INSULTING ZACHARIAH (CAREFUL DEAN, YOU’LL HURT THE VESSEL’S FEELINGS!)
- I KNEW IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LALALALALALALALALALA I KNEW IT ALL ALONG! VICTORY DANCE! YAY QUESTIONABLE MORALITY!!! YAY FOR BADASS ANGELS!!!!! YAY FOR EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- ALSO, DAMN YOU ZACH! YOU SONOFABITCH!
- HEH, I LIKE ZACH AND HIS HALL O’ MIRRORS THING THERE.
- BUT DAMN YOU ZACHARIAH!!!!!
- OF COURSE HE WAS FAR TOO GOOD AT BEING SNARKY TO HAVE BEEN A PROPER GOOD GUY. HOW COULD YOU NOT HAVE SPOTTED THAT DEAN?!
- AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YES! BEST ANSWER ALL SEASON!
“BUT WHY?”
“WHY NOT?!”
YES! I LOVE IT!
- THE ANGELS WANT THE WAR! THE ANGELS WANT THE FIGHT! THEY WANT TO KICK LUCIFER’S ASS ONCE AND FOR ALL, I KNEW IT! THREE CHEERS FOR ALL YOU FABULOUSLY AWESOME PEOPLE WHO GUESSED IT, ESPECIALLY YOU[info]izazov WHO IS NOT ONLY AWESOMESAUCE BUT CLEARLY PSYCHIC TOO!
- ANGELS-VS-DEMONS, FUCK YEAH!
- AH, AND ABOUT THE LITTLE PEOPLE.
- ZACH YOU’RE OBVIOUSLY A TOTAL SONOFABITCH, BUT I STILL LOVE YOU AND YOUR SNARK. “CAN’T MAKE AN OMELETTE WITHOUT CRACKING A FEW EGGS”
- I’M SORRY, I KNOW I SHOULD BE ROOTING FOR DEAN STOPPING IT AND SAVING THOUSANDS OF LIVES, BUT I WANT THE WAR! BRING IT ON!
- BWAH! DEAN YOU’RE NOT SERIOUSLY CONTEMPLATING PHYSICAL VIOLENCE ARE YOU? YOU DON’T SERIOUSLY WANT TO GET YOUR ASS KICKED AGAIN?!
- ALSO QUESTION: IF DEAN IS NOT GOING TO KILL LILITH, AND THEY WANT THE FINAL SEAL BROKEN ETC ETC THEN WHY ARE THEY KEEPING HIM ALIVE, LET ALONE SAFE?! WHAT’S THAT ALL ABOUT?!
- YAY AGAIN! SEE SAMMY, DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU’VE DONE?! YOU’RE GONNA HELP BREAK THE FINAL SEAL, OH SAMMY!
- HEE! CAN WE KEEP ZACHARIAH, PRETTY PLEASE? CAN HE STICK AROUND NEXT SEASON?! I LOVE THIS GUY!
- OOH WHY IS HE CONFIDING IN DEAN?!
- DEAN CAN STOP IT?!
- WHICH MEANS WHAT?! DEAN-VS-LUCIFER! NO WAY! HELL YES, BUT ALSO NO WAY!!!!
- BWAH! “YOU’RE OUR OWN LITTLE RUSSEL CROWE, COMPLETE WITH SURLY ATTITUDE”
I’M OFFICIALLY ADOPTING ZACHARIAH! HE IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- “ONE DAY WE’LL LOOK BACK ON THIS AND LAUGH”
AWESOME, DO YOU HEAR ME?! AWESOME!!!!
- ALSO, LULZY MENTAL IMAGE OF DEAN, SAM, CAS, AND ZACH KICKING IT IN HEAVEN WITH A FEW BEERS AND REMINISCING ABOUT THE GOOD OLD DAYS!
- “WHERE’S GOD IN ALL THIS?”
AH, THE AGE OLD QUESTION!
- “GOD HAS LEFT THE BUILDING”
*IS NOW INCAPABLE OF NOT IMAGINING GOD AS ALANIS MORISSETTE* THANK YOU DOGMA.
- I KINDA LOVE HOW ZACH IS SO GLEEFUL ABOUT HIS CUNNING PLAN, AND JUST AUTOMATICALLY ASSUMES THAT IT’LL ALL WORK OUT. OH ZACH, PRIDE COMES BEFORE A FALL YOU KNOW.......
- SPOOKY CONVENT OF SPOOKINESS LOOKS LIKE SOMETHING FRESH OUT OF A 70S B-MOVIE HORROR FILM! COMPLETE WITH MOON PARTIALLY OBSCURED BY CLOUD!
- WHY IS THERE A SPARKLY PINK ADVERT FOR THE ULTIMATE ULTIMATUM SPRAWLED OVER THE BOTTOM LEFT CORNER OF MY SCREEN? DAMN YOU CW AND YOUR STUPID ADVERTISING AND SILLY WATERMARKS!!!!
- OH HEY LOOK, A RANDOM ANONYMOUS SECURITY GUARD! YOU’RE SO GONNA DIE DUDE!
- WELL HOWDY TO YOU TOO LILITH! IT’S TIME FOR THE BIG FINISH, ARE YOU EXCITED?! WELL ARE YOU?!
- OH DEAN, WHEN ARE YOU GONNA LEARN?!
- CAS! HI CAS! DO YOU KNOW WHAT ZACH’S UP TO CAS?! WELL DO YOU?!
- SCUSE ME BRB, KICKING CASTIEL’S ASS.
- OMG DEAN PUNCHED CAS! HEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- BAHAHAHAHA AND HURT HIS HAND, OMG I LOVE IT! IT’S LIKE FANFIC COME TO LIFE! WHEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
- “FORETOLD”
HMMMM........
- ALSO, WHY IS DEAN THE ONLY ONE WITH HIS LOGICAL THINKING CAP ON?! SHAME ON YOU SAM, SHAME ON YOU CAS!
- “IT’S ALL A BUNCH OF LIES, YOU POOR STUPID SONOFABITCH”
I KINDA LOVE THAT LINE <3
- BUT NOT AS MUCH AS I LOVE THE FACE CAS MAKES WHEN DEAN SAYS IT D= ;_; *___*
- “WHAT IS SO WORTH SAVING?”
OMG ;___________; SOMEONE GIVE CAS A HUG, A SMACK ROUND THE HEAD, SOME CHOCOLATE, AN ICECREAM AND ANOTHER HUG FOR GOOD MEASURE.
- “I SEE NOTHING BUT PAIN HERE”
POOR CASTIEL DOESN’T SEE ANYTHING GOOD ABOUT HUMANITY, JUST THE PAIN AND THE BAD THINGS AND THE NEGATIVE EMOTIONS, HOLY CRAP PEOPLE THIS TOTALLY REMINDS ME OF MY FIRST FANFIC! OMG I CALLED IT AGES AGO! GO ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- OHMYGOD BRB FLAILING FOREVER. OH CAS, HIS LITTLE SPEECH! HE JUST WANTS DEAN TO BE HAPPY! HE JUST WANTS EVERYTHING TO WORK OUT AND BE HAPPY AND SUNSHINE AND RAINBOWS AND PONIES AND SPARKLES FOREVER, OH CAS!
- WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
OMG DANCE WITH ME FLIST, THIS IS THE MOST EPIC SCENE OF ALL OUR EPIC SCENES SO FAR!!!!!! *SHIPPY FLAIL*
- HAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH CAS, YOU WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND DEAN WILL YOU?
- DEAN! DEAN! YOU ARE AWESOMENESS CUBED! ILU DEAN!!!
- ASFJHKADSFGASDGADFG HOLY SHIT THIS IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!! *FLAIL* *FLAIL* *FLAIL* *FLAIL* *FLAIL* *FLAIL* *FLAIL* *FLAIL* *FLAIL* *FLAIL* *FLAIL* *FLAIL* *FLAIL* *FLAIL* *FLAIL* *FLAIL* *FLAIL* *FLAIL* *FLAIL* *FLAIL* *FLAIL* *FLAIL* *FLAIL* *FLAIL* *FLAIL* *FLAIL* *FLAIL* *FLAIL* *FLAIL* *FLAIL* *FLAIL* *FLAIL* *FLAIL* *FLAIL* *FLAIL* *FLAIL* *FLAIL* *FLAIL* *FLAIL* *FLAIL* *FLAIL* *FLAIL* *FLAIL* *FLAIL* *FLAIL* *FLAIL* *FLAIL* *FLAIL*
- OF COURSE THIS WAS WHAT CAS WAS GOING TO WARN HIM ABOUT!
- OH GOD OH GOD HELP HIM CAS, HELP HIM! TRY!!!!!
- “I DO THAT, WE’LL ALL BE HUNTED, WE’LL ALL BE KILLED.”
CAS IS CRACKING!!! DO IT CAS, COME ON, HELP HIM!!!!!!!! OMG SOMEONE PLEASE HUG THAT ANGEL ALREADY DAMMIT!
- “IF THERE’S ANYTHING WORTH DYING FOR, THIS IS IT”
NO! NO DYING! I FORBID IT!
- OH COME ON CAS! SOMEONE POKE HIM! PUSH HIM! MAKE HIM DO IT!!!
- OUCH! OUCH OUCH OUCH OH GOD MAKE IT STOP!!!!! HUGS ALL ROUND! NOW! NOW I SAY!!!!!
- “YOU’RE ALREADY DEAD”
(WAS HE EVER ALIVE?)
- “WE’RE DONE”
HOLY CRAP, CAS LOOKS LIKE HE’S ABOUT READY TO CRY! HUG HIM FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SOMEBODY HUG HIM!!!!!!!!!
- DEAN LOOKS ABOUT READY TO CRY AS WELL! HUG HIM TOO! HUGS FOR EVERYONE! AND THEN SOMEONE HUNT DOWN THAT ANGEL AND GIVE HIM A KICK IN THE ASS AND MAKE HIM HELP DEAN DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- SAM IF YOU DO THIS YOU’RE NEXT ON MY LIST FOR AN ASS KICKING!
- ZACH SCREWED WITH DEAN’S VOICEMAIL RIGHT? RIGHT?!
- I KNEW IT! ZACHARIAH YOU ABSOLUTE TOTAL ASSWIPE!!! NONONONONO THIS IS ALL FALLING APART! SOMEBODY FIX IT! SAM TALK TO DEAN, DEAN TALK TO SAM! CAS HELP DEAN! EVERYONE HUG EVERYONE! RIGHT NOW!
- LULZ, DID RUBY JUST SAY THANK GOD? LOLOLOLOL INAPPROPRIATENESS!
- WHOA WHOA WHAT THE FUCK?! WHAT THE EVER LOVING FUCK?! CAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ZOMG! WALL-SLAMMING!!!! CAS WALL-SLAMMING DEAN!!! HOLY SHIT MEDIC! SOMEBODY GET ME A DOCTOR, I MUST BE DEAD BECAUSE THIS IS SHEER FUCKING HEAVEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- ARGH! KNIFE! CAS! WALL-SLAMMING! SNEAKINESS! OMG OMG SERIOUSLY WHERE THE FUCKING FUCK IS THAT DOCTOR I CANNOT EVEN, BRAIN DOES NOT COMPUTE, AWESOME SCALE EXPLODING, WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS FUCKING AWESOMENESS?! I’M DREAMING RIGHT? DREAMING OR DEAD! TELL ME I’M NOT THE ONLY ONE SEEING THIS!!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- ZACH! HOSHIT HURRY UP CAS!!!
- HOLY FUCK OMG WHAT THE HELL OH SWEET BABY ZEUS THIS IS, I CAN’T, I HAVE NO WORDS. NO WORDS! HOW DOES ONE DESCRIBE AWESOMENESS SUCH AS THIS?!
- YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!! CAS!!!!!!! CAS HELPING DEAN!!!!!!!!!!! CAS REBELLING!!!!!!!!!!!! CAS DOING BLOOD SPELLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MOST AWESOME THING IN THE WHOLE DAMN HISTORY OF AWESOME!!!!!!
AND LILITH IS THE FINAL SEAL! FUCK YES I KNEW IT! EVERYONE GIVE YOURSELVES A HUGE PAT ON THE BACK, GO OUT AND TREAT YOURSELVES TO BEER, CHOCOLATE, PIZZA, WINE, ANYTHING! WE ARE OFFICIALLY AWESOME, BUT NOT AS AWESOME AS SHOW WHICH IS SO PAINFULLY AWESOME RIGHT NOW THAT I AM STILL ROBBED OF THE APPROPRIATE WORDS TO DESCRIBE IT
- BWAH! OMFG CHUCK!!!!! CHUCK!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK YES HALLELUJAH PRAISE JESUS, IT’S CHUCK!!!!!!!!!!!! AND HOW FUCKING AWESOME IS THAT CUT TO THE TITLE PAGE OF LUCIFER RISING WITH CHUCK SAYING “OH YEAH, REALLY” OMFG I LOVE THIS SHOW SO MUCH. I LOVE CAS, I LOVE DEAN, I LOVE CHUCK, I LOVE ZACH, I LOVE SAM, I LOVE RUBY, BUT MOST OF ALL I LOVE THIS FUCKING AMAZING SHOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA CHUCK WHAT ARE YOU DOING? OH GOD, CHUCK YOU ARE AWESOME. SO VERY FUCKING AWESOME!
- AND CAS! AND DEAN! AND CHUCK!
- “THIS ISN’T SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN!”
SCREW THE PROPHECY, WE HAVE DEAN!
- HEE, THAT DEMON LOOKS KINDA SAD THAT LILITH IS ABOUT TO KICK IT. BLESS!
- HOSHIT SAM, THAT WAS GOOD! YOU SCARY SONOFABITCH, YOU HAVE TO STOP! NOW!
- “YEAH WELL, WE’RE MAKING IT UP AS WE GO”
CAS FOR THE MOTHERFUCKING WIN!!!!!!!!
- ARCHANGEL! INCOMING ARCHANGEL, RUN FOR IT BOYS!!!!! RUUUUUUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- ALSO, CASTIEL SHOUTING IS MADE OF A MILLION DIFFERENT KINDS OF GUH!
- “I’LL HOLD THEM OFF”
WHAT?! ARE YOU KIDDING ME, NO! CAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DUDE, CAS, WE LOVE YOU, BUT YOUR FIGHTING SKILLS ARE PRACTICALLY NONEXISTANT! NO! CAS! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
- DEAN! GO DEAN GO!
- BAHAHAHAHAHA OMG CHUCK! CHUCK PUTTING HIS HAND ON CASTIEL'S SHOULDER!!! ILU CHUCK!!! IT’S NOT A HUG BUT IT’S A START!!!!!!!!!!!!
- SAM NO! STOP! SAAAAAAM!!!!!!!!!! STOP IT! DON’T DO IT! STOP! IN THE NAME OF LOVE!!!!!!!!!
- RUBY! EVIL!RUBY!!!! FOR THE WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!
- DEAN! DEAN YOU HAVE TO STOP IT!!! DEAN MAKE HIM STOP!!! SAM STOP! DON’T DO IT SAM!!!!
- SAM! SAM! REMEMBER THAT LOGICAL THINKING CAP?! PUT IT ON DAMMIT! USE YOUR BRAIN! WHY DOESN’T LILITH LOOK SCARED?! WHY DID LILITH THINK SHE WAS GOING TO DIE?! THINK DAMMIT MAN, USE THAT GIANT RUSTY COBWEBBED COLLEGE BOY BRAIN OF YOURS!
- SAM! STOP! STOP! STOP! STOP! STOP! STOP! STOP! STOP! STOP! STOP! STOP! STOP!
- DEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- SHUT UP RUBY SHUT UP! DEAN! SAM! OMG MAKE IT STOP!!! STOP IT!!!!!!
- COME ON SAM COME ON! SAM!!!
- LILITH SHUT UP YOU BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!
- NO SAM! NO! SAM STOP IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
- WHAT?! WHAT?! NO!!!!!!!!! SAM NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- HOSHIT SAM WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK DID YOU JUST DO?!
- WELL CONGRATS RUBY, YOU OFFICIALLY TAKE PRIZE FOR MOST SUCCESSFUL EVIL BITCH IN THE HISTORY OF ALL EVIL BITCHES!
- OMG RUBY! RUBY YOU GLORIOUS WONDERFUL MANIPULATIVE BITCH YOU DID IT! YOU ACTUALLY DID IT! CONGRATULATIONS, NOW YOU HAVE TO DIE!!!!!!!!!
- LOL OH SAMMY, YOU ARE SUCH A MOOK. YOU ABSOLUTE MORON.
- YES RUBY, YOU WERE THE BEST! GO YOU! YOU ARE SO AWESOME BUT YOU HAVE TO DIE NOW! SAM? DEAN?! ANYONE?!
- AHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG I LOVE YOU RUBY!!!! YOU AWESOME AWESOME WONDERFUL EVIL BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ROCK ON FOREVER WOMAN, AND MAY ALL RUBY HATERS GO CHEW ON THEIR SOUR GRAPES SOME MORE BECAUSE YOU ARE TRULY AWSOME!!!!!!
- ALSO, BECKY YOU MAD INSANE GENIUS HOW THE HELL DID YOU DO IT?! HOW DID YOU KNOW?! LUCIFER RISING! SAM BREAKING THE FINAL SEAL! SAM KILLING LILITH BEING THE FINAL SEAL! RUBY BEING EVIL! MY GOD WOMAN QUICK, TELL ME HOW THIS IS ALL GOING TO END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- OH SAMMY, YOU ARE SO SCREWED! SCREWED IN EVERY WHICH WAY!!!!!
- “YOU DIDN’T NEED THE FEATHER TO FLY”
HOLY FUCK RUBY JUST COMPARED SAM TO DUMBO, OMG HOW CAN I CHOOSE A FAVOURITE VILLAIN WHEN THEY’VE ALL BEEN SO FREAKIN’ AWESOME?!
- AND BEST OF ALL? BEST OF FUCKING ALL?! SHE’S STILL TRYING TO TALK SAM ROUND! WAY TO GO RUBY YOU AWESOME CRAZY BITCH! YOU REALLY DO LIKE HIM! BLESS YOU!
- DEAN!!!!!!!!!!!! DEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OMG SAM HOLDING RUBY, DEAN STABBING RUBY FUCK YES!!!! BROTHERLY BONDING FOR THE ABSOLUTE WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- HOLY SHIT PEOPLE, RUBY JUST DIED! RUBY! DEAD! HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN?! MY WORLD IS ALL ASKEW!!!!
- DEAN&SAM!!!!!! DEAN&SAM&SAM&DEAN TOGETHER!!!!! YES! THANK GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- AND LUCIFER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE’S COMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- AND WHAT THE FUCK?! THAT'S IT?! THIS IS OUR CLIFHANGER?! WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK, THIS IS THE END OF THE EPISODE? YOU BASTARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ANGELS-VS-DEMONS EPIC APOCALYPTIC WAR FOR THE ABSOLUTE WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SAM&DEAN VS ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY EVERYONE EXCEPT CHUCK AND CAS IF HE’S SURVIVED, OMFG CAS HAD BETTER SURVIVE DAMMIT!!!!!!! HOW COULD YOU LEAVE US WITHOUT SHOWING THAT?! OMFG OMFG OMFG IT CAN’T END HERE! IT CAN’T! HOW COULD THEY DO THIS TO US?! KRIPKE YOU UTTER UTTER BASTARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I hope you had as much fun as I did..
Until next time, over and out..
