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"...misdemeanor kind of trouble or squeal-like-a-pig trouble?"
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"What were you thinking shooting Casper in the face, you freak."
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"You smell like a toilet."
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[slams Sam into bridge] "Don't talk about her like that."
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"That Constance chick, what a BITCH."
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"I love the smurfs."
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"Alright... jerk." "Bitch."
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"Driver picks the music. Shotgun shuts his cake hole."
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[Dean drags himself from the river] "I'm super."
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"Sammy is a chubby 12 year old. It's Sam okay."
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[two FBI agents walk past them] "Agent Mulder. Agent Scully"
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"Dad let you go on a hunting trip by yourself?" "I'm 26, dude."
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"That makes sense, 'cause when the first one went missing in '82, I was three."
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"I was nine years old. He was supposed to say, "Don't be afraid of the dark"!"
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"Oh sweetheart, I don't do shorts."
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"Tell me, Bambi or Yogi ever hunt you back?"
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"I'm supposed to be the belligerent one, remember?"
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[laughs] "It's better than bread crumbs."
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[to Wendigo] "Hey, you want some white meat, bitch?"
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"Must you cheapen the moment?" "Yeah!"
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"Dude, check out the size of this friggin' bear."
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"Zeppelin rules." "That's right. Up high."
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"Oh, college boy, thinks he's so smart."
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"We're not gonna have to hug or anything, are we?"
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"We are allowed to have fun once in a while. That's fun."
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"...Never being able to find your way to a decent pick up line."
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"Name 3 kids that you even know." [pause] "I'm thinking!"
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"Why does that one look like a busted up walkman?"
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"Are you humming Metallica?" "It calms me down.!
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"Are you ok?"..."It’s never really been an issue till now!"
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"Do I look like I'm joking? Why do you think I drive everywhere?"
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"I'm not seeing a third option here!" [distressed] "Come on. Really? Man."
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"Hey." "What?" "Say it in Latin."..."Hey!" "What?!"
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"Uh, in Latin, its 'christo.'" "Dude, I know, I'm not an idiot!"
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"Alright, well, she's gotta be the most well-adjusted person on that planet."
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[Sam pulls knife from under pillow] "That's not fear. That is precaution."
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"You look more like a seventh grader at his first dance."
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"...George Foreman infomercial. " "What can I say, its reviting tv."
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"Just try to relax." "Just try to shut up!"
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"Oh, it's about 5:45." "In the morning? Where does the day go?"
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Dude, stow the touchy-feely, self-help-yoga crap. It's not helping!
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"I'm the boss's kid." "You're Mr. Yamishiro's kid?"
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"Dude, I earned that money." "You won it in a poker game."
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"Why'd you let me fall asleep?" "Cause I'm an awesome brother."
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"So what did you dream about?" "Lollipops and candycanes."
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"Find anything?" "Besides a whole new level of frustration?"
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"A giant mirror fell on a guy named Dave. But, uh, no Mary."
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"Yeah, you ever see exploding eyeballs?" "Yeah, that's a first for me."
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"Feel like we're underdressed."
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"We're getting closer to its lair. There's another puke-induc
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"Well, that's cuz you're a freak." "Yeah, thanks."
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"Argh, the thought of him driving my car. It's killing me!" "Let it go."
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"Well, it's not stupid... it picked the handsome one."
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"First I want to find that handsome devil and kick the holy crap out of him!"
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[Seeing that Sam is not listening to him] "Sam wears women's underwear."
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