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Anthony brings Johanna to Sweeney’s to hide her while he goes to get them a coach.

Unable to locate Sweeney in his room, Toby offers to show them down to the Bakehouse, where he last saw Sweeney and Mrs. Lovett. They go down the stairs, just in time to see Sweeney and Mrs. Lovett preparing to dispose of the bodies of the beggar woman, Judge Turpin, and Beadle.

Trying to stop them from running to the law, Sweeney shoves Toby into a corner, where he crumples and doesn’t get up. Meanwhile, Mrs. Lovett has attacked the unsuspecting Anthony, and has her hands around his throat.

Johanna leaps...
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posted by SweeneyTodd2010
This is for anyone who plans on cosplaying from Sweeney Todd.
This particular costume breakdown is for the Demon Barber himself.

I have been cosplaying Sweeney Todd for 3 years now, and have put in a great deal of time researching and looking at pictures of the Sweeney Todd costume. So I thought I would share a bit of what I know.

First we will start out with general items, before I get into smaller details. As you will see in the picture next to this paragraph, you will notice some key items that Sweeney Todd has. If you are going to put together a Sweeney Todd costume, you should at least...
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It's to the tune of what Depp sings in Johanna(Reprise), and Anthony is not in it. Or the crazy beggar woman. Hope you enjoy it xx


Yes, you are beautiful and pale,
with yellow hair,
like her.
I wanted you beautiful and pale,
with yellow hair,
and you were
Johanna

And you are beautiful, what then,
with yellow hair,
like wheat.
And we have met again,
My little dove,
My sweet,
Johanna

Hello, Johanna!
You're here, and again your mine!
I'm fine, Johanna!
I'm fine!

And now I shall hear your voice,
my turtle dove,
my dear,
I still have reason to rejoice,
The way ahead is clear
Johanna

I was in darkness,
I was blind, with...
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posted by claire-aka-bob
MRS. LOVETT:
Seems a downright shame...
TODD: Shame?
LOVETT:
Seems an awful waste...
Such a nice, plump frame
Wot's 'is name has...
Had...
Has!
Nor it can't be traced...
Bus'ness needs a lift,
Debts to be erased...
Think of it as thrift,
As a gift,
If you get my drift!

No?

Seems an awful waste...
I mean, with the price of meat
What it is,
When you get it,
If you get it...

TODD: HAH!
LOVETT:
Good, you got it!

Take, for instance, Mrs. Mooney and her pie shop!
Bus'ness never better using only pussycats and toast!
And a pussy's good for maybe six or seven at the most!
And I'm sure they can't compare as far as taste!

[Simultaneously]...
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found this on imdb


GREEN PIES AND HAM



Sweeney: That Judge must die!
That Judge must die!
I really think
that Judge must die!

Mrs. Lovett: Would you like
a nice meat pie?

Sweeney: I do not want
your awful pie,
I have to get
the Judge to die!

Mrs. Lovett: Would you like one
by the sea?

Sweeney: I would not like one
by the sea.
Now, please, strange woman,
leave me be!
I do not like
your lousy pie.
Now let me plot:
The Judge must die!

Mrs. Lovett: Would you live
above my shop?
I kept your razors
and your strop!

Sweeney: All right. I'll live
above your shop.
I'll use my razors
and my strop.
I'll slit their throats,
then they will die.
We'll turn my patrons
Into pie!
Wait! Don't you go, don't you hurry. I almost didn't see you come, can'tcha sit, sit you down SIT! All I meant is that the customers keep coming in, did you come here for a pie, sir? Do forgive me if this place is such a mess. But you can't imagine all the stress!
All the people crowding in, I just have no time, sir! And there's always someone wanting some more pies! Right you are sir, would you like the gin with some more ice?
Mind you I can hardly blame them. There are probably the best pies in London! I know why everybody loves them, I know it, I make them. And good? Yes! The best pies in...
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So,now I start my story about Sweeney Todd.

In February 2007 my class went to the cinema.We watched a Bully Herbig movie....Before the movie starts,the trailer of Sweeney Todd appears.I was so falle in love with Sweeney Todd there :P
My enemy was so scared of the trailer.After watchin the Bully movie my enemy wanted to beat me up,then I ran behind a big poster of ST.He was scared again...
Few days later I forgot the name of my "love".Since July 2007!(That was the date,when the DVD was in Austria.)I saw the article in a video/DVD magacine and I remembered him!!!Then one week before my 15th b-day I watched ST!What a feeling to see my "skunkman" again!Then the obsession started!

Then I had a lot of styles....
posted by claire-aka-bob
my doodles ♥
my doodles ♥
This whole obbsession started one cold winter night sometime in January, i had never heard of Sweeney Todd before or anything about it. i knew Johnny Depp was in a new film with Helena Bonham Carter directed by Tim Burton but i didn't know it was Sweeney Todd.
My friend had seen it and told me of its awsomness and as it had my favorite actor, actress and director in it...how could i miss it! So she leant me the DVD.
I got home at about 9:00pm on a saturday night and thought "oh i have Sweenney Todd, I might as well watch it!" so off i went. i sat down and started the DVD.

After it was finished...
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posted by claire-aka-bob
Antony

I have sailed the world
beheld its wonders
from the Dardanelles,
to the mountains of Peru,
But there's no place like London!
I feel home again...
I could hear the city bells ring...
Whatever would I do?
No there's...

Sweeney Todd

No place like London...

Antony (spoken)

Mr. Todd, sir

Sweeney Todd

You are young...
Life has been kind to you...
You will learn.
(Spoken) 'Tis here we go our seperate ways.
Farewell Antony.
I will not soon forget the good ship bountiful, nor the young man who saved my life.

Antony

(Spoken) There's no cause to thank me for that, sir.
It would have been a poor Christian indeed who would...
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Hi I'm abby and I love sweeneytodd I have a tone of sweeneytodd stufe around 30 things I have wached sweeneytodd every night and morning and know the lines from beginning to ending I have the soundtrackt and I'm hocked on it I am 13 and the only thing I talk about is sweeneytodd if u feel the same way thank God because no one understands me at school but I gess I'm just diffrent they say I'm goth and emo for likeing it it kinda herts my feelings but I gess if sweeneytodd was not in my life I would have nothing to life for lol everyone knows I love it mostly because I was Mrs.lovlet for holowen a guy even sent me the song joana when he asked me out over the phone so if u understand me and what I love then write a comment thanks
posted by iloveJCB99
I was in fourth grade and my best friend came to school and said,
"My brother was watching this movie called Sweeney Todd and it has Johnny Depp in it."
so of course, I got so excited because even then I loved Johnny Depp. She came over after school and showed me By The Sea on Youtube.
I instantly fell in love. We spent the whole afternoon listening to Sweeney Todd songs and from then on, we dreamed about seeing it once we were old enough (we thought it was PG-13 not R).
We didn't see it until we were in seventh grade, but it was AWESOME! She got it for me on DVD and from then on, I was hooked.
Later that year I showed it to two of my best friends and one of my good friends, and got two of them obsessed...now i am held responsible for bringing the DVD to our sleepovers...
Hey like dude I should probably not post this but y’know what I will anyway






read the facking title—
So uh yeah it’s saying I need more words so


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kgay

the end.

:)

we love Tobias here
posted by claire-aka-bob
MRS. LOVETT:

Easy now,
Hush, love, hush,
Don't distress yourself,
What's your rush?
Keep your thoughts
Nice and lush,
Wait.

Hush, love, hush,
Think it through.
Once it bubbles, then
What's to do?
Watch it close.
Let it brew.
Wait.

I've been thinkin' flowers,
Maybe daisies,
To brighten up the room!
Don't you think some flowers,
Pretty daisies,
Might relieve the gloom?
Ah, wait,
Love, wait.

TODD: (spoken) And the judge? When will I get to him?

LOVETT:
Can't you think of nothin' else?
Always broodin' away on your wrongs
what happened heaven knows how many years ago!

Slow, love, slow.
Time's so fast.
Now goes quickly, see
Now it's past!
Soon will come,
Soon will last.
Wait.

Don't you know,
Silly man?
Half the fun is to
Plan the plan!
All good things
Come to those who can
Wait.

Gillyflowers, maybe,
'Stead of daisies...
I dunno though...
What do you think?
posted by claire-aka-bob
Alms Alms
Beggar Woman

Alms, alms for a miserable woman!
On a miserable chilly morning
Thank ya, sir thank ya

Antony (spoken)

Mam, could you tell me who’s house this is?

Beggar Woman (spoken)

That? That's the great Judge Turpin's house, that is.

Antony (spoken)

And the young lady who resides there?

Beggar Woman (spoken)

Oh her? That' Johanna, his pretty little ward...
Keeps her snug he does. All locked up.
So don't you go trespassin' there or it’s a good whipping for you
or any other young man with mischief on his mind!
(sung)
How would ya like a little muff dear
A little jig jig. A little bounce around the bush.
Wouldja like to push me parsley? It looks to me dear that you got plenty there to push.
Alms! Alms! For a desperate woman!
found this on imdb

THE SOUND OF VIOLENCE

Hello, razor, my old friend,
I've come to brandish you again,
Judge Turpin sent me to Australia,
Oh, my sweet Lucy, how I failed ya,
And the bloodlust that's now burning in my brain,
Still remains
I hear the sound...of violence.

In the South Sea I swam alone,
So thin that I was skin and bone,
A sailor saved me from the ocean,
Soon my revenge was put in motion,
London greeted me with the utter sense of gloom,
In which it loomed,
And in the sound...of violence.

Judge Turpin came in to get groomed,
I vowed that he was truly doomed,
Damn Anthony for interrupting...
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posted by siri_soul
As I promised, Claire, here it's my drawing. I looked at 2 photos of Sweeney and Mrs. Lovett and I adapted them to my drawing.
So awesome and exciting to draw Helena and Johnny :D

Hope you like



Well, I have to write more so as this can be an article... so sorry for this hehe

MRS. LOVETT:
A customer!
Wait! What's your rush? What's your hurry?
You gave me such a -- Fright, I thought you was a ghost!
Half a minute, can'tcher sit! Sit you down, sit!
All I meant is that I haven't seen a customer for weeks!
Did you come here for a pie, sir?
Do forgive me if me head's a little vague--
(Ugh! What is that?) But...
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posted by DeppRox
The Twelve Days of Toddmas
On the first day of Toddmas a barber gave to me a person cooked in a meat pie.

On the second day of Toddmas a barber gave to me two bloody razors, and a person cooked in a meat pie.

On the third day of Toddmas a barber gave to me three selfish liars, two bloody razors, and a person cooked in a meat pie.

On the fourth day of Toddmas a barber gave to me four broken hearts, three selfish liars, two bloody razors, and a person cooked in a meat pie.

On the fifth day of Toddmas a barber gave to me FIVE SONGS TO SING, four broken hearts, three selfish liars, two bloody razors,...
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posted by claire-aka-bob
I have thought about this over and over again and to me i think it is real, now taking into account other peoples views and opinions i decided to put them all together and see what people belive more, myth or fact!

i own the Sweeney Todd special eddition dvd and one of the special features on it was 'Sweeney Todd is Alive: The Real History of the Demon Barber'
most of the people interviewed on it belived it was just a myth but some didn't.
looking at link and the evidence it gives makes people blive its true, but is it??

there is no records of a man called Sweeney Todd ever exsisting but on the...
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posted by Jokerrocks
This is probably going to be the shortest article ever but hey if its concerning Johnny im sure that'll make up for the space!
So i've started considering Sweeney Todd/Johnny Depp slang such as OMJ (Oh my Johnny) and Who gives a todd and Deppinately and so on......But i was wondering if it would be popular? what do ye think?
I am Obsessed with Johnny so i decided to do this I would have put this in a pick but i think this is a lot more personal.

Thx... Aine/Jokerrocks

p.s if you have other ideas for depp slang post 'em
found this on IMDB!

I am the very model of a psychopath tonsorial,
My story is a lesson, yes it’s quite a grim tutorial,
I’m most obsessed with vengeance ‘til it borders on maniacal,
Transforming me from mild soul to something demoniacal;
I'm very well acquainted too with matters anatomical,
I think a severed jugular leads to results quite comical,
I plot revenge against the Judge who jailed me most wrongfully—
And while I wield my razors I spew lyrics out most songfully!

I travelled back to England with a sailor who sings sappily,
You may not know the story, but can guess it won’t...
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