20 REASONS TO DATE A SWIMMER:
1) We're always wet and ready to go fast
2) We're always nearly naked
3) No matter how tired we get, we can always keep going
4) Good on our stomach or on our back
5) We prefer latex on our head
6) We dive right in and get started
7) We always put in a hard thrust at the very end
8) We like the pull boy between our legs
9) We can stroke it in 4 different ways
10) Eye protection is sometimes necessary
11) Butterfly...hump it hump it
12) We've been trained well... lots of training to get this good ...
13) We have excellent endurance and stamina
14) Strong forearms for well, ya know...
15) 6am-6pm we're ready anytime
16) We can perform well anywhere
17) We don't mind it when it gets a little rough
18) We are ready to go on command
19) Corkscrew's our favorite drill
20) We go back and forth, over and over, and love it!
Because of certain physiological changes in certain hormone producing metabolic pathways during aerobic and anaerobic exercise, swimmers are the most sexually active athletes