Pick an OC and pretend they have a Facebook! (If they already do, you’re all set.) And for fun, don’t be afraid to have them mingle with others’ characters!
Your character just got home, and it’s time to get in the computer and check their FB account! What email do they sign in with?
*is using Luke*
Do they read through the feed, skim it, ignore it, look for certain people’s posts, et cetera? (In other words, what characters do they care about, and how much do they care about them?)
Luke stalks Gabe obviously
Let’s admit it…do they start a lot of drama?
Luke: OF COURSE. *commenting on someones status* TIFFANY! THAT BOOB JOB IS SO LAST SEASON, YOU HOE! See? now in about...10 minutes Tiffany will probably be crying over this, while her friend freaks out at me. ;D
Do they play any of the games? If so, which ones?
Luke: FarmVille ftw
Do they fan a lot of pages, or ignore them entirely? If so, what kind of pages would they fan?
Luke: ALL OF MY FAVOURITE SINGERS, AND ALL THOSE PAGES LIKE
AND SUPPORT PAGES ^u^
What about groups - do they join any? Which ones?
Do they like more, comment more, or do both quite a bit? Or are they the silent lurker type that never do either of those things?
Luke: omg I comment on everything. like.
Are they Facebook addicts?
Do they ever use the chat? Who do they usually talk to?
Any annoying habits – updating their status frequently, leaving rude comments, rubbing people the wrong way, pestering other members too often, et cetera?
omg this meme sucks
What's his relationship status?
Based on his interests and profile, what kind of ads would you expect to see?
Poke wars? ;)
Well, it’s time to sign off FB now! Why do they have to get off, and are they willing to go?
Pick 3-5 characters, and have them interviewed. Write their answers in a script/skit format.
Firstly, introduce yourselves!
Veto: I'm the old but improved, Veto! ;D
Eddie: Eddie...AND NOT CHRIS!
Luke: Luke. You shall call me Luke.
Toby: The sexy Toby *winks*
What do you do for a living?
Eddie: shove my penis in lana.
Luke: EDDIE! NO- I DON'T DO EDDIE I MEAN I DO...uh... Gabe?
And after you are done with work or school or whatever it is you do, what do you do to unwind?
Veto: Draw and listen to Marina and the diamonds eue
Eddie: Lick Lana's --
Luke: EDDIE SHUT UP! uhh...um..Gabe?
Veto: AM I THE ONLY ONE GIVING SERIOUS ANSWERS?!
Veto:... e-e well okay then
Any bad habits or nasty indulgences, like smoking or gambling?
Toby: idk but I fap too often
Do you wear hats, and if so, which is your favorite?
Veto: I LOVE HATS OMG. I PERSONALLY LIKE FLAT BRIM ONES AND LIKE *goes on forever about hats*
Eddie: Pfffft No. I don't look good in hats
Luke: Hats ruin my hair
Toby: Beanies yup.
Favorite method of killing someone?
Veto:Stabbing them do death :D
Eddie: SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX, It can kill people if you do it right eue
Toby: Choke them to death, duh *slowly turns to Veto*
Veto: o-o SAVE ME...SOMEONE
What genre of books do you like to read? And if not those, any magazines or comics you might like?
Veto: I like all kinds of books e-e
Luke: I like superhero comics eue and fashion magazines
Toby: Thats gay.
What song could you put on repeat over and over again?
Veto: Basically anything by Nicki or Marina ^u^
Eddie: Sexting and S my D
Luke: *coughs* I won't cry myself to sleep, like a sucker.
I won't cry myself to sleep, if i do, i'll die.
Now you fall asleep with another, damn you.
Toby: Omg gaaaaaaaay. but I could listen to Government Hooker forever eue
Do you have any pets?
Veto: OMG I'M GETTING ANOTHER CAT SOON. :D
Eddie: No, but I want a hamster >->
Luke: I have a bird now, cause mom loves me
Toby: I have a pitbull eue
What is the first thing you tend to notice when you first meet someone? What impresses you? What disgusts you? Is there anything that ever particularly grabs your interest – something you might find attractive? (Like glasses or a certain eye color.)
Veto: First thing I notice would be hair, and I really like either bright colourful hair, or like.. dark hair. I really hate blondes. I like dark eyes and glasses.... and I think I just kinda described myself e-e
Eddie: *yells really loudly* TITS
Luke: I notice noses first e-e cause noses are cool.
Toby: Idk .-.
Do you like roller coasters?
Veto: Never actually been on one..
Eddie: No.. I threw up last time I was on one..
Luke: YES! THEY ARE SUPER FUN!
Toby: *yells* GAYYYY!
If your character were in a video game, what game would you likely be in? You can name a genre, or a specific game.
Veto: I WOULD WANT TO BE IN SKYWARD SWORD. that would be fuckin awesome.
Eddie: Idk I don't play many games
Luke: A horror game eue
Toby: YOU ARE THE BIGGEST FAGGOT NIGGER WHO EVER FAGGOTED
Do you have any siblings? Do you like them?
Veto: Danny.. eh hes okay
Eddie: LUKE IS GAY, LUKE IS GAY LU-CAS IS A FAG-GOT LU-CAS IS A FAG-GOT and Kelsey is alright
Luke: LEMME SPEAK FOR MYSELF OKAY? I am not a gay man!
Toby: Bradley e-e he is stupid but that will change soon.
Ever cross-dressed before?
Veto: *blushes* WHAT- NOOOO!
Eddie: .-. no
Luke: yes eue
(If you haven't noticed, I'm totally quoting from 11 Drunk Guys Play Slender/Sanitarium videos XD)
What are your impressions about the other interviewees?
Do you even want to be here?
Veto: Yes! I missed doin memes!
Eddie: No. I want to be with Lana right now e-e fucking or not, either way, it would be better than this
Toby: LUKE SHUT THE FUCK UP
Tell me a secret you know about anyone – it could be any other character, even ones that aren’t at this interview! Reveal something they wouldn’t want others to know!
Veto: *mouth zipper thing*
Eddie: LUKE IS GAY, LUKE IS GAY. LUKE IS GAY. LUKE IS GAY.
Luke: EDDIE IS AN ASSHOLE,
Eddie: PFT at least mine is a reference to something cool
Toby: Lemme tell you something about Veto. Well...--
Veto: TOBY HAS FUCKED A GUY BEFORE!
Veto: eeeeeeh! I'm sorry I panicked! *runs away*
What do you wear to bed?
Eddie: Pffft! Nothing
Toby: your moms shirt
Veto: *comes back* Well it really depends on how warm/ cold it is. I guess if its warm I would just wear like.. a t-shirt and boxers but if its like really hot then just boxers. but if its cold then I'd wear--
Eddie: OMG GET TO THE POINT!
Veto: .n. clothes. okay?! clothes
Do you sleep more during the day, or during the night?
Veto: What is this sleep you speak of?*yawns* I'm so tired ;-;
Eddie: The day eue. Night time is fuck time
Luke: Night e-e tmi bro
Eddie: tmi? pfft this would be tmi- ON EASTER ME AND LANA FUCKED. I SHOVED MY--
Luke: AHHH MY EARS! *covers his ears*
Toby: the day.
Thank you for showing up. What do you plan to do now that it’s all over?
Veto: Try to sleep.
Eddie: Find Lana
Luke: set myself on fire e-o
First, select your ten fictional characters (from any medium) by whichever method you like best. Then answer the questions below.
1. Divide the list up by even and odd. Which group of five would make a better Five Man Band (like a Power Rangers team)? Who would you slot in each position: Leader, Lancer (second-in-command), Big Guy, Smart Guy, The Chick? If you think the team would be improved by swapping one character between the even and odd groups, which ones would you switch?
thats a lot of words ;-;
Bradley- Smart Guy
Soda- Big Guy
Avery- The Chick
^ thats just how it has to be okay XD
Ronnie- The Chick
Toby- Big Guy
Eddie- Smart guy?!
i cant switch anyone cause thats even worse
2. Gender-swap 2, 8 & 10. Which character would have the most change in their story arc? Which the least? Would any of these characters have to have a complete personality change to be believable as the opposite sex?
Eddie- His story would all the same pretty much
Uno- Would have to change.. like.. everything but the personality can change
(I dont really have a story for him *cough*)
Ronnie- the same? Expect she wouldn't have an obsession for Blake XD
3. Compare the matchups of 1 & 8 and 5 & 9. (Ignore canon sexual preferences for the moment.) Which couple would be more compatible? Which couple would be more plausible to people from either principal's home culture?
Veto x Uno omg
probably take over the world together
Bradley x Avery
both are kinda shy
probably scared of everything
4. Your team is 3, 4 & 9. The mission consists of a social challenge, a mental challenge and a physical challenge. Which team member do you assign to each challenge?
5. 7 becomes 1's boss for a week in some plausible fashion. How's their working relationship?
this meme sucks too
6. 2 finds him/her/itself inserted into 6's continuity. As far as anyone other than 2 or 6 is concerned, they've always been there. What role would 2 be presumed to have had in 6's story, and could they fit in without going wonky?
7. 3 and 5 get three wishes. The catch is that they have to agree on all three wishes before they get the benefits of any of them. What three wishes would they make?
8. 1 and 2 are brainwashed by a one-time artifact that works even on people immune to mind control to attack and kill 4. They keep their normal personality, skills and competence level, except any Code vs. Killing has been turned off. Can 4 survive? How?
9. 6, 7, 9 & 10 must help an orphanage full of small and depressed children have a merry Christmas. Who does what, knowing that at the very least the kids will be expecting a visit from Santa?
10. 3 and 8 are challenged to circumnavigate the Earth in eighty days or less, using only forms of transportation invented before 1900. Can they do it, or will they be fatally distracted by sidequests or their own personality conflicts?
Okay, here are the rules. Pick twelve characters, either yours or someone else's and answer the questions. Don't look at the questions until after you pick the characters. No cheating ;)
1) , , and  all go out to dinner, where do they go, what do they eat, and who pays?
Soda: Omg! I love chicken!
Avery: *quietly* KFC is gross
Uno: *rips chicken to tiny pieces*
Soda: SEE *eats some chicken* ITS YUMMY!
Uno: IS NOT! ITS SO GREASY! *starts ripping up the fries*
Soda: ... you're paying
Uno: I'm 13, how do you expect me to get money?
Soda: ...Well I have no money either
Uno: *runs away*
Avery: W-What?! I Can't p-pay either >-<
2)  and  go on a date, where do they go, how does it go?
Skeeter: Um.. Dude.. I'm like 23.. why are we on a date?
Blake: Lets go to the movies?
Skeeter: Well okay...
Skeeter: I.. I c-can't believe Becky just broke up with Chris like t-that! *cries*
Blake: *hugs Skeeter*
Skeeter: WOAH THERE *pushes Blake away*
3)  and  have a daughter, what’s her name, what is she like?
Soda: ACK! CHIPPY IS GONNA KILL ME!
Toby: *shoots the baby*
Soda: MY POOR BABY! *cries*
Toby: YOU BIPOLAR BITCH!
Soda: YOU HOE! THAT WAS MY FUCKIN BABY! FUCK YOU! *starts slapping Toby*
Toby: *runs away* BIPOLAR!
4)  has an embarrassing question for , what is it about?
Eddie: ... Whats it like being gay?
Skeeter: I'm not gay
Eddie: ... awkward
Skeeter: Fuck you
5)  and  are arguing, what is it about?
Marina: I AM SO HOT!
Soda: ARE NOT! Y'KNOW WHOS HOT?!
Marina: NOT CHIP!
Soda: YES HE IS!
Marina: NICKI MINAJ IS HOT!
Soda: MADDIE IS HOT!
Marina: ... what
Soda: Idk... Nicki made me think of Maddie which makes me think of Veto..soo...VETO IS HOT!
Marina: ...ew hes my cousin...
Soda: RILEY IS HOT TOO!
Marina: *starts walking away*
Soda: ....idk what just happened
6) You ask  what the best movie they ever saw was, what is their answer?
Me: Hoe, whats yo fav movie?
Avery: I.. d-don't know...
Avery: I don't w-watch movies..
Avery: *cries* STAPH!
7) If  was deathly ill, how does  react, what does  have to say to ?
Eddie: Ha shes dying
Ronnie: B-bradley..I LOVE YOUR FACE *dies*
8)  gets into a fight, where was it, who was it with, and who won?
9) Who would make a better teacher,  or ?
Blake: Y'all gonna die if you don't get this math done
Toby: Y'all gonna get raped by Veto if y'all don't get this English done
10)  and  are on a quest for something, what is it?
Veto: We must find Nicki or Marina on this quest!
Uno: YES! BWAHAHA!
*then they make out*
they make pie...
11)  and  have an agreement, who is the brain and who is the brawn? What do they achieve?
Uno: I CALL BRAWN!
Bradley: But you aren't very strong..
Uno: I'm not very smart either.
and nothing. achieve nothing.
12)  must work for , what do they have to do?
Luke: do I serisouly have to go give this note to blake?
Luke: But doesn't blake already have 2 girls after him?
Ronnie: WHAT?! YOU MUST KILL THEM!
Luke: I MEAN.. I UH... LOVE BLAKE?
13) What can  do to scare ?
Marina: *looking in the mirror and singing*
Uno: *has Ellies gun* BITCH YO GONNA DIE TONIGHT! *shoots the mirror*
Marina: AACK! MY MIRROR!
Uno: ...close enough *throws the gun and runs*
14) What would happen in a fan fiction where  kidnaps ,  and  team up to get him/her back, and  has stolen something very precious from ?
Uno: bitch, gtfo
Skeeter: Whatd chu just call me?!
Skeeter: you hoe!
Avery: I'm h-here to s-save you!
Toby: *sits on Avery* He means I am :D
Toby: *gets shanked by.. uh.. Cassie*
(omg spell check corrected Shanked to Spanked XDD)
Blake: I stole Eddies condoms .-.
Eddie: They aren't all that precious? wtf? if you wanted one you coulda asked?
Blake: FUCK YOU! *eats the condom*
im very tired ;u;
15) Who does  choose to help him/her, , , or ?
Uno: I choose.. Ronnie
Ronnie: yay! party!
Marina: Oh well
Eddie: You hoe *cries*
16)  has a great idea cheer up , what is it?
Luke: *pats Blake on the back*
Blake: that didn't help .n.
17) Why is  mad at ?
cause uno is a hoe
18)  walks in on  and  making out, what happens next?
Veto: WHAT THE FUCK!?
Luke: Omg she was all over me!
Marina: WAS NOT!
Marina: HES SOME SORT OF BISEXUAL WHORE!
Veto: ... I'm gonna go set myself on fire now. bye
19)  needs a place to crash for a few days, who do they stay with  or ?
Uno: Fuck yo
Marina: too late. crashin at yo house
20) If  had to who would they entrust with their safety, , , or ?
Soda: hm! hmmm.. hmmmm... HMMMM
Eddie: OMG SAY SOMEONES NAME ALREADY!
Soda: Luke! Cause hes so adorable! omg just look at that face! *squeals*
Toby: Fuck yo
Soda: hehe *pinches Lukes cheeks*
Luke: ouch .-.
I WAS SO TIRED WHEN I DID THESE
SO THEY PROBABLY RANDOM