Broken Urn: Take 1
DoW: "Fine. Let's see what this body can do...Kick in the face!" *kicks Private in the face*
DoW: "Oh evil, I've miss--Hugs are the best medicine!"
Director: "Cut! That line comes later!"
DoW: "Well I am in a Lunacorn's body, it's not like I can help it."
Broken Urn: Take 2
DoW: "Fine. Let's see what this body can do...Kick in the face!" *kicks Private in the face*
DoW: "Oh evil, I've missed you."
*Runs away*
Skipper: "Stop that pink play pony!
...Wow! There's just no way to make that sound manly!"
Chase Scene: Take 1
Skipper: *knocks DoW off his feet*
DoW: "Oh you wanna dance, prom queen?!?! Oh yeah, get some Destroyer of Worlds up on y--Hugs are
the best medicine!!"
Director: "Cut! Not yet!!!!!"
DoW: "Yell cut one more time & I'll just get some Destroyer of Worlds up on you, ya bossy sofa spud!"
Chase Scene: Take 2
DoW: "Oh you wanna dance, prom queen?!?! Oh yeah, get some Destroyer of Worlds up on ya!"
Kowalski: "I hate to burst your bubble but you realize your stuck in the body of a preschool toy! You're not
even a choking hazard!"
DoW: "Ha, matter 'a time, chief...Once, I possessed this lofa smoked cheese, 2 weeks later, bam!
2 worlds destroyed!"
Director: "Cut! It's 6 worlds destroyed!"
DoW: "THAT'S IT! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! *charges at director*
Director: O.O *starts running*
*DoW chases director down the hall being heard:*
Director: "NO! AAAH! GET AWAY FROM ME! SECURITY! SOMEBODY HELP MEEEEEE!"
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DoW: "Fine. Let's see what this body can do...Kick in the face!" *kicks Private in the face*
DoW: "Oh evil, I've miss--Hugs are the best medicine!"
Director: "Cut! That line comes later!"
DoW: "Well I am in a Lunacorn's body, it's not like I can help it."
Broken Urn: Take 2
DoW: "Fine. Let's see what this body can do...Kick in the face!" *kicks Private in the face*
DoW: "Oh evil, I've missed you."
*Runs away*
Skipper: "Stop that pink play pony!
...Wow! There's just no way to make that sound manly!"
Chase Scene: Take 1
Skipper: *knocks DoW off his feet*
DoW: "Oh you wanna dance, prom queen?!?! Oh yeah, get some Destroyer of Worlds up on y--Hugs are
the best medicine!!"
Director: "Cut! Not yet!!!!!"
DoW: "Yell cut one more time & I'll just get some Destroyer of Worlds up on you, ya bossy sofa spud!"
Chase Scene: Take 2
DoW: "Oh you wanna dance, prom queen?!?! Oh yeah, get some Destroyer of Worlds up on ya!"
Kowalski: "I hate to burst your bubble but you realize your stuck in the body of a preschool toy! You're not
even a choking hazard!"
DoW: "Ha, matter 'a time, chief...Once, I possessed this lofa smoked cheese, 2 weeks later, bam!
2 worlds destroyed!"
Director: "Cut! It's 6 worlds destroyed!"
DoW: "THAT'S IT! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! *charges at director*
Director: O.O *starts running*
*DoW chases director down the hall being heard:*
Director: "NO! AAAH! GET AWAY FROM ME! SECURITY! SOMEBODY HELP MEEEEEE!"
You may not want to hear the other gruesome details...
SIDE EFFECTS OF WATCHING THE PENGUINS OF MADAGASCAR MAY INCLUDE:
--Your eyes may explode from too much awesomeness
--You may become so obsessed with the show you will dedicate your whole life to it
--You may become a sofa spud because you will watch the show nonstop for literally 24/7
--You may form your own commando team & put yourself & others in mortifying danger
--You may cause yourself to never speak again because you will try to be like Rico
--Your house may explode because you will try to make inventions like Kowalski
--Strained eyes because you will be watching the show with tape holding up your eyelids so you don't miss a thing
Hospitals worldwide & Insurance agencies worldwide are not responsible for any of these occurances.
--Your eyes may explode from too much awesomeness
--You may become so obsessed with the show you will dedicate your whole life to it
--You may become a sofa spud because you will watch the show nonstop for literally 24/7
--You may form your own commando team & put yourself & others in mortifying danger
--You may cause yourself to never speak again because you will try to be like Rico
--Your house may explode because you will try to make inventions like Kowalski
--Strained eyes because you will be watching the show with tape holding up your eyelids so you don't miss a thing
Hospitals worldwide & Insurance agencies worldwide are not responsible for any of these occurances.