The Central Park Zoo: New York City
*penguins were put in their habitat, & were now surrounded by humans*
Private: "Skipper? What do we do?"
Human 3: "Hey, penguins! Aw, your so cute!"
Kowalski: "Apparently we're here for the humans amusement..."
Skipper: "Um...ah...."
Private: "How are we supposed to make these humans believe we are just regular penguins?"
Human 4: "They're so cuddly!"
Kowalski: "Skipper...We need to do something!"
Skipper: "Will you be quiet for a minute! I'm trying to think here!"
Human 4: *starts waving at the penguins while smiling*
Rico: "Kaboom?"
Skipper: "NO! I'm trying to think here!"
Human 5: "Look at the cute little penguins!"
Kowalski: "I'M NOT CUTE!"
Skipper: *looks around* "There's no way that cute & cuddly penguin could do anything like that!" "I can't believe we fell for that cute & cuddly act Private put on." "Hey, penguins! Aw, your so cute!" "They're so cuddly!" "Look at the cute little penguins!" I have an idea... "OK, so those humans want cute & cuddly...We'll give them cute & cuddly."
Kowalski: "But I don't wanna be cute!"
Rico: "CUTE!"
Skipper: "Exactamundo, Rico!"
Private: "I don't think I know how to act cute & cuddly, Skipper."
Skipper: "Just smile & wave, boys. Smile & wave."
I think you know how the rest of the story goes...
*penguins were put in their habitat, & were now surrounded by humans*
Private: "Skipper? What do we do?"
Human 3: "Hey, penguins! Aw, your so cute!"
Kowalski: "Apparently we're here for the humans amusement..."
Skipper: "Um...ah...."
Private: "How are we supposed to make these humans believe we are just regular penguins?"
Human 4: "They're so cuddly!"
Kowalski: "Skipper...We need to do something!"
Skipper: "Will you be quiet for a minute! I'm trying to think here!"
Human 4: *starts waving at the penguins while smiling*
Rico: "Kaboom?"
Skipper: "NO! I'm trying to think here!"
Human 5: "Look at the cute little penguins!"
Kowalski: "I'M NOT CUTE!"
Skipper: *looks around* "There's no way that cute & cuddly penguin could do anything like that!" "I can't believe we fell for that cute & cuddly act Private put on." "Hey, penguins! Aw, your so cute!" "They're so cuddly!" "Look at the cute little penguins!" I have an idea... "OK, so those humans want cute & cuddly...We'll give them cute & cuddly."
Kowalski: "But I don't wanna be cute!"
Rico: "CUTE!"
Skipper: "Exactamundo, Rico!"
Private: "I don't think I know how to act cute & cuddly, Skipper."
Skipper: "Just smile & wave, boys. Smile & wave."
I think you know how the rest of the story goes...
SIDE EFFECTS OF WATCHING THE PENGUINS OF MADAGASCAR MAY INCLUDE:
--Your eyes may explode from too much awesomeness
--You may become so obsessed with the show you will dedicate your whole life to it
--You may become a sofa spud because you will watch the show nonstop for literally 24/7
--You may form your own commando team & put yourself & others in mortifying danger
--You may cause yourself to never speak again because you will try to be like Rico
--Your house may explode because you will try to make inventions like Kowalski
--Strained eyes because you will be watching the show with tape holding up your eyelids so you don't miss a thing
Hospitals worldwide & Insurance agencies worldwide are not responsible for any of these occurances.
--Your eyes may explode from too much awesomeness
--You may become so obsessed with the show you will dedicate your whole life to it
--You may become a sofa spud because you will watch the show nonstop for literally 24/7
--You may form your own commando team & put yourself & others in mortifying danger
--You may cause yourself to never speak again because you will try to be like Rico
--Your house may explode because you will try to make inventions like Kowalski
--Strained eyes because you will be watching the show with tape holding up your eyelids so you don't miss a thing
Hospitals worldwide & Insurance agencies worldwide are not responsible for any of these occurances.