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TBBT - Howard Wolowitz Quotes from every Season

posted by User20392

Howard Wolowitz

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Howard Wolowitz

Season 1

[trying to assemble Penny's new wardrobe, reading the instructions]
Wolowitz: Oh, boy! I was afraid of that!
Leonard: What?
Wolowitz: These instructions are a pictographic representation of the least imaginative way to assemble these components. This, right here, is why Sweden has no space program
"The Big Bran Hypothesis".

Sheldon: I have got the Sword of Azeroth!
Leonard: Forget the sword, Sheldon. Help Raj.
Sheldon: There is no more Sheldon. I am the sword...

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TBBT - Leonard Hofstadter Quotes from every Season

posted by User20392

Dr. Leonard L. Hofstadter

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Leonard Leakey Hofstadter

Season 1

Leonard: I love cheesecake.
Sheldon: You're lactose-intolerant.
Leonard: I don't eat it. I just think it's a good idea.
''Pilot''.

Penny: Would it be weird if I used your shower?
Leonard: No.
Sheldon: Yes.
Leonard: (to Sheldon) No!
Sheldon: No?
Leonard: No!
Sheldon: (to Penny) No.
''Pilot''.

Sheldon: I couldn't sleep knowing that just outside my bedroom is our...

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Writing Faults In Penny

posted by robothor1111

Okay, part two of my five part “Writing Faults in (Insert name here). Part one was Sheldon, this part is Penny. I think I’ll do Leonard next, because I think that Raj and Howard are very, very consistently written so I need to do some serious re-watching from the Raj-And-Howard-Are-Out-Of-Character perspective. It was mainly the big three I was thinking of when I decided to do this, so…yeah, Raj and Howard may be a while.
Anyway, here’s Penny’s, and again, if anyone has any Raj or Howard suggestions, hit me with a PM, I’ll credit you!

Rebound Pattern

In the beginning of season two...

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The Joker/Victoria Anomaly.

posted by SenTay

Raj: I still don't know why the new Batman movie isn't going to have the Joker in it.

(Sheldon and Leonard look at him like he's crazy)

Sheldon: Raj, you do know he's dead, right?

Raj: I've seen The Dark Knight three times and they did not kill off the Joker.

Lenard: But the guy who played him is.

(Sheldon nods vigorously)

Raj: So? If they can recast Victoria in every single Twilight movie without a legitimate reason, they can certainly recast a dead guy.

Lenard: I'm more concerned that you've seen every single Twilight movie without a legitimate reason.

Raj: Twihater!

(Howard enters)

Howard: But mom!...

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TBBT theme song... great

posted by shenelopefan

The theme song of TBBT is great. Explicative and has great music. The liricks are the next:

Our whole universe was in a hot dense state,
Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started, wait...
The Earth began to cool,
The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools,
We built a wall (we built the pyramids),
Math, science, history, unravelling the mysteries,
That all started with the big bang!

"Since the dawn of man" is really not that long,
As every galaxy was formed in less time than it takes to sing this song.
A fraction of a second and the elements were made.
The bipeds stood up...

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What is funny, and what is not.

posted by hey287

She likes him! They are friends!

Ok this episode contains my favorite S/P FRIENDSHIP scene ever. It was sweet and hilarious.

And I believe that most BBT fans didn't like the way the show turned Sheldon into a child. It was creepy(on Leonard and Penny's part), and most defenitely not funny.

Again, this article does not belong to me - It belongs to Arabian on Livejournal.

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The second half, which laid the Sheldon-as-child trope to that absurd degree, was so false and affected, however, that even the sweet moments contained were eye-roll worthy. Ah well, we still had that first half where it was revealed that both Sheldon...

TBBT F.F 3

posted by BigBangMad2005

everyone is running in to the paint ball base.
"we cant do it" said lenard
is that the atitude that helped you get penny" said Sheldon
"no but i dont have 7 seasons to make that team feel sorry for me" said Lenard
"hes not wrong" said howard
"we just can do this" said Lenard
"well we have to try" said Sheldon
"........ok then" said Lenard as they charged out and............destroyed everyone in sight.
they went home with the smell of victory... and paint.

*the next day*
they went in with lots of confidence. and came out second.

*the next next day*
they came back 3rd

*the next next next day*
there in the...

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Sheldon a mission from centralveindelta0

posted by ThatsLeft

Read the mason family intelligence research at Alan bishop homegrown goodness under the general. Run the test located there using a device connected with every other device. Then use the a minus device with every other device. This device separates the water in a black hole that the gold ball is relative to. Find the universal constant of dead weight, change how the gold ball moves. The molecules of these types of water act as moving orbitals, orbitals begin to move as the black hole appears on the surface. All orbitals spin but only when time is stopped. Stop time, enter galaxy 4, no others. Use blue wood an a minus device to make mysteranium. Good luck from your friend the predator 13.

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Leonard Hofstadter is in an Abusive Relationship

posted by robothor11

I was at a sexual assault and relationship violence workshop today at school, required for all freshmen. And some of the examples of relationship abuse made me think of my favorite television show, The Big Bang Theory. These particular examples are not violence, death threats, or rape. They were listed under the category that some people will heartlessly argue is not abuse, which makes it worse for the people who are being abused because they are misunderstood.

And it chilled me to realize that Leonard Hofstadter is being abused by Priya Koothrapali.

Here are the examples that apply to Leonard...

TBBT F.F 4

posted by BigBangMad2005

It is night and Sheldon is in bed when suddenly Arthur shows up.
"Why are you here" said Sheldon
"I don't know" sad Arthur
"It could be because I'm going to France with Amy" said Sheldon
"well...why would that be bad" said Arthur
"I'm going to be proposing to her" said Sheldon
"W-w-what" said Arthur
"I said I'll be proposing" said Sheldon
"Well...are you ready" said Arthur
"Yes...she has been so patient with me I want to show her how much I care" said Sheldon
"Ok" said Arthur
"Well....bye" said Arthur

*the leaving day the air port*
"I can't believe we're going to France" said Amy

*at the hotel at dinner*
"Amy.........will you marry me

*to be continued*

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TBBT - Sheldon Cooper Quotes from every Season

posted by User20392

This is my first article on Fanpop. I hope you like it. The quotes and the images aren't mine, but the article is, so please do not use this article without my permission. I hope this doesn't bother you.

Sheldon Lee Cooper

Season 1

Penny: So, what do you guys do for fun around here?
Sheldon: Well, today we tried masturbating for money.
''Pilot''.

Sheldon: Ah, gravity - thou art a heartless bitch.
''The Big Bran Hypothesis''.

Leonard: For God's sake, Sheldon, do I have to hold up a sarcasm sign every time I open my mouth?
Sheldon (intrigued): You have a sarcasm sign?
''The Big Bran Hypothesis''.

Penny:...

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Why Leonard/Penny do not work and Sheldon/Penny does

posted by hey287

For point number 1- kaley/jim grade-A-chemistry

Listen people, I am posting this because I want to. And hopefully if some of you L/P shippers read it, you will at least try to understand and see the brilliant light that is Sheldon/Penny.

Also I would actually enjoy your opinion on the matter.

Right... So this is a report on the third episode of Season three; when Sheldon trains Penny with chocolate blah blah blah can't be bothered writing description, you all know what ep I'm talking about.

P.S. No copyright infringements intended, because this is not my report, it was written by a person named Arabian on Livejournal. I'm a big fan of her/him?...

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TBBT Rules Part 2

posted by shenelopefan

The TBBT Rules (part 2)
As I promised, another 50 rules to your life

51. "Mobster sauce" is the kind of sauce that mobsters like

52. If Sheldon says something normal, then that´s a Bazinga

53. If your bedroom says "Die, Sheldon, die", then you should maybe repaint

54. Missing Comic Com is a reason to cry

55. If you like bugs, you´ll never get a Shiksa godess

56. Jewish don´t have hell, they have acd refluz

57. Who doesn´t have a master degree?

58. Do not zaz your mother in esquimal language

59. Don´t ever speak about the nigth that the heat went off

60. To pick up women in a Comic Book store, you...

TBBT F.F

posted by BigBangMad2005

Sheldon is in his spot reading scientific american when Amy comes in and says "WHAT ARE YOU DOING IT IS ARE ANNIVERSARY. YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE AT THE RESTAURANT AN HOUR AGO!!!!"
"what?" said Sheldon
Amy leaves and slams the door behind her and goes to penny's. Amy knocks very harshly.
"hay Amy whats new " said penny.
Amy lets herself in sits on the couch and says "Sheldon is jerk and I'm never speaking to him again"
"I said whats new but ok" said penny.
"what happend" said penny
"he didn't show up for are anniversary" said Amy.
meanwhile at Sheldon's place Lenard and Sheldon are standing round...

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Writing Faults In Sheldon Cooper

posted by robothor1111

Faults In Sheldon Cooper’s Character

Now, when I say ‘faults’ in Sheldon’s character, I don’t mean the things I don’t like about him. I’m not going to detail here examples of when I think he was selfish, or about how I think all his friendships, for the most time and in my opinion, are kept by the efforts of the other people. However, it annoys me whenever I read Finn Hudson hate on Glee, and I adore Leonard Hofstadter so much I get annoyed when I read hate about him. I would be a hypocrite to publish an article about what I do not like about Sheldon-and not to mention there are...

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You Know You're Obsessed When...

posted by robothor1111

I've been making this list over the past four months or so. Far more of these apply to me than I care to mention.

Oh, and one more thing. I understand that a few are opinion based and that my opinion may differ from others'.

You know you are obsessed and consumed by The Big Bang Theory when…
    You play “Rock-Paper-Scissors-Lizard-Spock” to resolve disputes.
    You do three knock cadences when summoning someone.
    You know all the words to “Soft Kitty.”
    You have sung the aforementioned song...

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Read L/P and S/P Or non-shippers, please read it. pretty please.

posted by hey287

so beautiful

Want I want is for everyone to see the light and support Sheldon/Penny. I know that's unlikely, but come on, could you please read this and hear our opinions and not shoot us down.

This article - written by Arabian on Livejournal - is about the BEST EPISODE OF THE BIG BANG THEORY, and I truly mean that, because the A-plot and B-plot was utterly hysterical.

So yeah, I just wanted to post this for my happiness

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Before I delve into this episode, I want to let everyone know that I have thrown away my delusional shipper goggles, glasses and sunglasses. Why? Because I no longer feel that --...

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The Big Bang Theory Season 6 Episode 21

posted by sgsmo

On 25 April, drama and comedy series, The Big Bang Theory is going to premiere twenty first episode of its sixth season. The interlude is named as ‘The Closure’. The scoop of the episode is available here! Sheldon’s upcoming favorite television gets cancelled and when Sheldon comes to know about the news, he feels sad and thinks that he is lost.Amy is trying to make him feel good and tells him that the show will
be premiered very soon. Things go upside down for Raj, when he finds that his love interest, Lucy has some secrets, which she is hiding from him.

Submit Your Reviews, Read News and Watching The Big Bang Theory Season 6 Episode 21 Full Then link

The Big Bang Theory Season 6, Episode 12 - The Egg Salad Equivalency

posted by MoniDonald

The Egg Salad Equivalency is 12th episode of ‘The Big Bang Theory’.Along with other episodes of the season, this installment is filled with lots of laughter and Joy. Here, Sheldon will come up with troubles, which further will others to face them. Sheldon appears with a trouble, where he tells about the condition, where he is charged with sexually harassment. He tells about the accused to the other members of group, which takes the team to face trouble for him. On the other side, Alex’s reactions are making Penny to feel insecure. The episode will be premiered on 3rd January’s night. Visit the link to watch full episode.