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Leonard Leakey Hofstadter
Leonard: I love cheesecake. Sheldon: You're lactose-intolerant. Leonard: I don't eat it. I just think it's a good idea. ''Pilot''.
Penny: Would it be weird if I used your shower? Leonard: No. Sheldon: Yes. Leonard: (to Sheldon) No! Sheldon: No? Leonard: No! Sheldon: (to Penny) No. ''Pilot''.
Sheldon: I couldn't sleep knowing that just outside my bedroom is our...