Warning! If you are about to read this, please keep in mind that I was dropped on my head as a baby and don’t actually understand the meaning of the word “inappropriate.” In fact, I don’t even know how to correctly spell “inappropriate” which is why I’m thankful for spell check. This soapbox is for amusement purposes and should not be taken seriously. Anyone taking offense can send me a private message detailing their complaint. I will read any messages, then delete them and pretend it never happened. Consider yourself warned.