~!*WARNING*!~
~!*MAJOR SPOILER ALERT*!~
Okay, so I did kinda like Jason at first, but in MoA, he really irritated me. Let me tell you why.
Exhibit A:
Setting: New Rome, Senate House.
Situation: Our very bright Jason decides to ask Reyna if he can show his girlfriend around the city.
My thoughts: WAY TO GO, SMART ONE.
That’s a great way to say hello to your almost-girlfriend/fellow praetor you haven’t seen in months. WE GOT A GENIUS OVER HERE.
Exhibit B:
Setting: The Argo II.
Situation: Making promises to Piper.
My thoughts: Seriously? –facepalm- The last line of that prophecy was, An oath to keep with a final breath…
He could’ve just sealed his fate. Very smart.
Exhibit C:
Setting: Hercules’ Island.
Situation: Mentioning Hera.
My thoughts: Oh. My. God. Really, Jason? No, just no. In the wise words of moi,
One does not simply drop Hera’s name while talking to Hercules, who can smash you to a grease spot.
Your daily wisdom for the day.
Conclusion: Eres un idiota, Jason.
Translation: You’re an idiot, Jason.
This was the vent article I was talking about. Sorry for those of you who actually like him. :)
LEO IS LE BOSS! ^(^o^)^
~!*MAJOR SPOILER ALERT*!~
Okay, so I did kinda like Jason at first, but in MoA, he really irritated me. Let me tell you why.
Exhibit A:
Setting: New Rome, Senate House.
Situation: Our very bright Jason decides to ask Reyna if he can show his girlfriend around the city.
My thoughts: WAY TO GO, SMART ONE.
That’s a great way to say hello to your almost-girlfriend/fellow praetor you haven’t seen in months. WE GOT A GENIUS OVER HERE.
Exhibit B:
Setting: The Argo II.
Situation: Making promises to Piper.
My thoughts: Seriously? –facepalm- The last line of that prophecy was, An oath to keep with a final breath…
He could’ve just sealed his fate. Very smart.
Exhibit C:
Setting: Hercules’ Island.
Situation: Mentioning Hera.
My thoughts: Oh. My. God. Really, Jason? No, just no. In the wise words of moi,
One does not simply drop Hera’s name while talking to Hercules, who can smash you to a grease spot.
Your daily wisdom for the day.
Conclusion: Eres un idiota, Jason.
Translation: You’re an idiot, Jason.
This was the vent article I was talking about. Sorry for those of you who actually like him. :)
LEO IS LE BOSS! ^(^o^)^
He makes cliffhangers to cause us pain and to make him more money,
But his books are just to darn good to keep us from reading them all,
The lightning theif wasn't the best that I'm sorry I have to admit so sad,
Maybe it's true or maybe it's just tainted by that monstrosity of a movie,
The sea of monsters was good,
But the titans curse was better,
The battle of the labyrinth had true twists and turns and unexpected changes,
The most grueling to percabeth(Rachel Elizabeth Dare)
The last Olympian finally concludes with action and exitement,
Then bursts out a brand new story starting with the lost hero,
The son of Neptune leaves us crying for Percabeth so much,
Oh some people think he will kill off Annabeth in the Mark of Athena
But I know better Rick's to smart and manipulative to do it !
He wants more fans,
And he won't do anything to lose the ones he has,
look closer and see,
everything he does,
is done strategically.
But his books are just to darn good to keep us from reading them all,
The lightning theif wasn't the best that I'm sorry I have to admit so sad,
Maybe it's true or maybe it's just tainted by that monstrosity of a movie,
The sea of monsters was good,
But the titans curse was better,
The battle of the labyrinth had true twists and turns and unexpected changes,
The most grueling to percabeth(Rachel Elizabeth Dare)
The last Olympian finally concludes with action and exitement,
Then bursts out a brand new story starting with the lost hero,
The son of Neptune leaves us crying for Percabeth so much,
Oh some people think he will kill off Annabeth in the Mark of Athena
But I know better Rick's to smart and manipulative to do it !
He wants more fans,
And he won't do anything to lose the ones he has,
look closer and see,
everything he does,
is done strategically.