Roman Scorpion/ Ballista Demo

Me:THIS IS NOT A ONE-SHOT!
Me: Ok, Percy do the disclaimer.
Percy: Why?
Me: Because..
Percy: Why?
Me: I will get the Flying Rainbow Duct Tape of Doom.
Percy: NO! NO! Okay. DragoniaWolfe does not own me or any of the characters.
Me: I wish I could.

Nobody was harmed in this chapter.


Talos
Percy's P.O.V

"Bianca!" I called. She turned. "Yes?" She said. "You can't go in!" I said. "Why not?" She asked. "Because, you're new at this. I can't let you go!" I yelled. She started to turn to go at the robot. "I am so sorry Annabeth" I whispered as I ran toward Bianca. I quickly took Riptide out of his pen form...

Okay so, I've been asked why i don't like Piper.
Well First of all, i don't LOVE her, i don't HATE her and i don't LIKE her.
So here is how it is:

The Things I like about Piper

She is, as Thalia said, tough for a child of Aphrodite. But that doesn't necessarily mean she IS hardcore tough.

Even though she is scared, she stands up for her friends, she does not betray them and she fights even though she may not know how and is risking a lot.

She isn't a typical child of Aphrodite. She doesn't care about beauty or style. She knows what is more important.


She isn't (thank GOODNESS) a flirt like DREW!...

Hi my name is Grover Underwood and um... some say that you want to know more about me so here are acouple of thing you should know...
I am 37 in human years but 17 in goat years
I am a sytar
My full name is Grover Alexander Underwood
My best friends are Percy Jackson and Annabeth Chasse
My girlfriends name is Jupinier
My favorite foods and enchilatas and soda cans
My favorite color is green because it reminds me of the earth before nasty humans trashed it
My favorite pkace is either Camp Half-Blood or Lake Placid... their are some hot naids their but dont tell Jupiner that... she would kill me
I DO...

Aphrodite's Blessing is usually classified as the claiming of a child of Aphrodite.

The Blessing:

Piper McLean, the only child of Aphrodite that is seen being blessed by Aphrodite in the series.
On Aphrodite's children, the demigod is enveloped in a thick, pale red haze, and when it clears, the demigod's hair, face, clothes, etc. becomes perfect. No matter how the demigod tries to mess up his/her appearance, it automatically becomes perfect again. The blessing lasts anywhere from a day to a few weeks. When girls get the blessing, she will go under a pink haze and will then look the way that Aphrodite...

Just so u know Percy is high on coke......
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Seaweed Brain has logged on

Seaweed Brain: OMG NO ONE IS ON!!!!!! YAYAYAYAYAY!!!!!! wait.......

Wise girl has logged on

Wise girl: Percy, y did u say Yay when no one was on???

Seaweed Brain: heelllloooooo my pretty little Annabeth!!!

Wise girl: *blushes*

Seaweed Brain: Awwww!!!!! SHAKE MY BUTT!!!!!!

Wise girl: Ummmm what????

Seaweed Brain: I just got down shaking my butt out the window!!!!!!!

Sea God has logged on

Sea God: Percy, sometimes I am embarrassed to call u my son....

Seaweed Brain: I LOVE U TO DADDY!!!!!!...