The Itchy and Scratchy Show theme song

They fight! And bite!
They fight and bite and fight!
Fight fight fight! Bite bite bite!
The Itchy and Scratchy Show!


The Itchy and Scratchy Show theme song (bowdlerised version)

They love! They share!
They share and love and share!
Love, love, love!
Share, share, share!
The Itchy and Scratchy Show!


The Itchy and Scratchy Show theme song (closing credits version)

They fought! and bit!
They fought and bit and fought!
Fought, fought, fought!
Bit, bit, bit!
The Itchy and Scratchy Show!


The Itchy and Scratchy Movie theme song
(computerised voices)

They fight! And bite!
They fight and bite and fight!
Fight fight fight! Bite bite bite!
The Itchy and Scratchy Movie!


The Itchy and Scratchy and Poochie Show theme song
NOTE: Voice A is the normal theme song voice; voice B is a new, lower-pitched, more dog-like voice.

Voice A: They fight! And bite!
Voice B: And bark!
Voice A: They fight and bite and bite!
Voice B: And bark!
Voice A: Fight bite bark!
Voice B: Woof woof woof!
Voice A: The Itchy and Scratchy
And Poochie Show!